Lina Boo
By Bethany/ Robochar
N: This story starts a hide out in the mountains of several ugly looking robbers. All expressing their stories of the people they've kill, stuff they stole, ect. you know the normal robber stuff when some one brought up the name of a great sorceress.
Man 1: I've heard of Lina Boo. She's so powerful I hear she could take on a whole lot of men with one try.
Man 2: I hear she knows all sorts of mysterious magic.
Man 3: Ha! I hear she's has a flat chest and is a major bitch!!!
Larry: I hear she's a giant chicken.
Man 1: Larry you idiot. why would any one think.
N: Then all of a sudden the doors came down and out came "LINA BOO"
All the Robbers where scared for their lives except Man 3, who happened to be the worlds biggest pervert and thought of Lina Boo to be just a little girl. He pulled off her clothes to find a giant chicken standing right in front of them.
Larry: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A GAINT CHICKEN!!!
Lina and Gourry: Chicken? Where?
Chicken Boo: Bawka!!!!
Zelgadiss: Why are we in this fic?
Amelia: I don't know. Same here. Oh well Mr. Zelgadiss.
N: Then the whole band of robbers get dragon slaved by Lina then she and Gourry chase Chicken Boo out of this story when forks and knives. And Amelia and Zelgadiss live happily ever after
~Song~
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but you're not a man you're a chicken Boo.
Lina: Who are you calling a man?!?! :: dragon slaves chorus::. The End
Disclaimer: I don't own slayers nor do I own chicken boo. Please don't sue me for I have no money and am a poor girl in Kansas.
N: This story starts a hide out in the mountains of several ugly looking robbers. All expressing their stories of the people they've kill, stuff they stole, ect. you know the normal robber stuff when some one brought up the name of a great sorceress.
Man 1: I've heard of Lina Boo. She's so powerful I hear she could take on a whole lot of men with one try.
Man 2: I hear she knows all sorts of mysterious magic.
Man 3: Ha! I hear she's has a flat chest and is a major bitch!!!
Larry: I hear she's a giant chicken.
Man 1: Larry you idiot. why would any one think.
N: Then all of a sudden the doors came down and out came "LINA BOO"
All the Robbers where scared for their lives except Man 3, who happened to be the worlds biggest pervert and thought of Lina Boo to be just a little girl. He pulled off her clothes to find a giant chicken standing right in front of them.
Larry: I TOLD YOU SHE WAS A GAINT CHICKEN!!!
Lina and Gourry: Chicken? Where?
Chicken Boo: Bawka!!!!
Zelgadiss: Why are we in this fic?
Amelia: I don't know. Same here. Oh well Mr. Zelgadiss.
N: Then the whole band of robbers get dragon slaved by Lina then she and Gourry chase Chicken Boo out of this story when forks and knives. And Amelia and Zelgadiss live happily ever after
~Song~
You wear a disguise to look like human guys but you're not a man you're a chicken Boo.
Lina: Who are you calling a man?!?! :: dragon slaves chorus::. The End
Disclaimer: I don't own slayers nor do I own chicken boo. Please don't sue me for I have no money and am a poor girl in Kansas.
