There was this guy named Bob who went into town and in L.A. and came across
this blind couple who were yelling at each other. They were talking about
some sort of fight then the blind lady who was at least 70 years old took
her cane to her husbands head and just started beating him down with all
her strength. Bob saw this a tackled the old lady down when suddenly the
police arrived. The blind lady told the police officer that Bob just took
her cane and started beating her husband. So the police took Bob into the
police car and started heading for the Nevada County Prison. As they drove
on, about an hour and a half later a car passed them that was going at
least 100 mph so the cop did a U turn and chased after the man speeding.
The man puleed over and they police man noticed the mans breaklights didn't
woirk. So the police officer went over to the car and started talking to
the man at the wheel. The police says "did you notice that you were driving
at over 100 mph?" and the man says "no officer I wasn't" then the man's
wife says "yes you were I told u to slow down at least 10 times!" the man
starts yelling at his wife "SHUT UP!" then the officer says to the man "and
were you aware that your breaklights are not working either?" and the man
says "no sir they were working fine last time I checked" then his wife says
" no I told u to fix those lights last week!" to wich the man replies "SHUT
UP NOW!" the police also says the "I noticed that you didn't have your
seatbelt on when I pulled u over." Then the man says that's because I took
it off so I could get my license out of my pocket because I knew that you
would want it." Then his wife says again "no I told you to put your
seatbelt on right after we left the Jones's!" and then he says to his wife
again "SHUT UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!" then the police walks over to the wifes
side of the car and asks her"is he always this mean to you?" and the wife
replies " OH NO! He is very nice all the time the only time he yells at me
is when he's drunk" So Bob has the man sitting next to him in the back of
the police car. The man's name was Mark. After 5 minutes of driving Mark
suddenly snapped and tried to strangle himself. The cop stopped the car and
opened Marks door and tried to stop him from killing himself. Bob saw this
as his chance and jumped out the door and started running as fast as he
could. The cop pulled out his gun but then realized that Mark had it in his
hand and then shot the cop the shot himself. Bob slowly turned around and
picked up the gun. Just then there were police cars coming from all
derections and helicopters coming out of the sky. Bob didn't no what to do
so he started shooting at the helicopters. The partcicular helicopter he
chose to shoot at just happened to have a nuclear bomb onboard. Bob hit the
pilot and the helicopter went down and crashed. The explosion itself
covered the state of Nevada and the toxic gases coverd almost the whole
planet and everything and every one on the planet died.
The End
The End
