Author's Note: I don't own the characters from PH. No one here does, so why
must I write this? Don't sue me.
The original idea from this came from a Mummy Fic called RADIO SHOW. . .WELL. . .SORT OF. The idea is Albino's. Hope she doesn't sue me.
Lexi: Hi everyone! I am the host of today's radio show: The Pearl Harbor Radio Show?! I don't know who thought up the dumb name, but I didn't. . .really. . .
*all the characters of PH appear in the seats around her*
Lexi: I would like any reviewers to ask questions that I can ask the characters! So hurry and review so that I have something to write! Until then, we'll just talk. So, Rafe, Danny, what's going on in your lives?
Rafe: Best friend's stealin' my girl.
Danny: We thought you died, Rafe!!!!!!!!
Evelyn: WE?!?! I didn't think that! I didn't think Rafe died! I always had high hopes! I knew that he wouldn't die, because that's the way that good stories go!
Anthony: What about CINDERELLA?! It didn't end happily!
Gooz: Uhh. . .Anthony, I like CINDERELLA. Seen it several times. It ends happily. *puts hand on Anthony's shoulder* I know.
Danny: . . . . .Okay, *I* thought you died, Rafe, and it gutted us both!
Betty: 'Us both'? Like 'gutted *us both*'? You're schizophrenic?
Danny: Uh. . .it gutted me too. . .gutted both. . .wait. . .forget it!
Lexi: It's okay, Danny, we still like you, anyway. . .
Rafe: I don't! I'm leavin' this joint!
Red: Don't leave, Rafe! *stands, waving arms dramatically* I---*freezes. Everyone stares at him*
Lexi: . . . . . .That's all the time we have for now, folks! See you next time on the Pearl Harbor Radio Show! r/r!
The original idea from this came from a Mummy Fic called RADIO SHOW. . .WELL. . .SORT OF. The idea is Albino's. Hope she doesn't sue me.
Lexi: Hi everyone! I am the host of today's radio show: The Pearl Harbor Radio Show?! I don't know who thought up the dumb name, but I didn't. . .really. . .
*all the characters of PH appear in the seats around her*
Lexi: I would like any reviewers to ask questions that I can ask the characters! So hurry and review so that I have something to write! Until then, we'll just talk. So, Rafe, Danny, what's going on in your lives?
Rafe: Best friend's stealin' my girl.
Danny: We thought you died, Rafe!!!!!!!!
Evelyn: WE?!?! I didn't think that! I didn't think Rafe died! I always had high hopes! I knew that he wouldn't die, because that's the way that good stories go!
Anthony: What about CINDERELLA?! It didn't end happily!
Gooz: Uhh. . .Anthony, I like CINDERELLA. Seen it several times. It ends happily. *puts hand on Anthony's shoulder* I know.
Danny: . . . . .Okay, *I* thought you died, Rafe, and it gutted us both!
Betty: 'Us both'? Like 'gutted *us both*'? You're schizophrenic?
Danny: Uh. . .it gutted me too. . .gutted both. . .wait. . .forget it!
Lexi: It's okay, Danny, we still like you, anyway. . .
Rafe: I don't! I'm leavin' this joint!
Red: Don't leave, Rafe! *stands, waving arms dramatically* I---*freezes. Everyone stares at him*
Lexi: . . . . . .That's all the time we have for now, folks! See you next time on the Pearl Harbor Radio Show! r/r!
