Millie Goes Grocery Shopping
By FISHGUTS
"Vash, you are grounded!" Meryl yelled. "Now go to your room and don't come out until we come and get you!" Vash started to walk to his room, his head hung low, kind of like a dog with its tail between its legs, defeat showed in his face. "And no donuts for a week!" Meryl was fuming, her PMS kicking in more than in its normal doses when she got angry at Vash.
"Bye-Bye Mr. Vash!" Millie waved. "Sorry about this." Her childlike attitude showed on her face, just like always, she sort of didn't catch what was going on.
"You'll still pay for that Needle-Noggin." Wolfwood said. He had another cigarette between his lips. His gun was naked in his hand. When did he bring it out? Was he that mad? Vash just hoped he didn't get shot.
"Remember Wolfwood, 'Thou shall not kill.' Remember? You're a priest for cripes sake!" Vash said staring at Wolfwood.
"I remember, but who said I was going to kill you? I'm just going to blow your friggin' leg off, that's all." Now Wolfwood had his cross out, missal shooting side pointed at Vash.
"AAHH!! But, but Wolfwood! I thought we were friends! Doesn't our friendship mean anything to you?" Vash looked pleadingly at Wolfwood.
"I guess it does, without then I wouldn't have any bait to lure out some dumb ass people for target practice." Wolfwood now had his cross pointed at Vash, the machine gun side, and Vash was just a little scared, even the thought of pissing in his pants, to help take away the fear, crossed his mind.
"I'll be going to my room now!" Vash said as he ran out the door and towards his room.
When Vash left the room and they heard his door close Knives looked at Wolfwood and said, "Why didn't you just shoot my ignoramus brother?"
Wolfwood put out his cigarette and slumped against the kitchen counter. "I don't have any bullets." Wolfwood smiled.
"Moron." Meryl said. "I thought you were actually going to shoot him." Meryl sighed now. "Lucky for us he believed you."
"If you needed bullets to shoot Vash, I could have given you some." Knives said pulling out his gun.
"Where the hell do you hide things?" Meryl demanded.
"Do you really want to know?" Knives questioned.
[FISHGUTS does! FISHGUTS does! FISHGUTS really wants to know! Everyone else wants to know too! Ok FISHGUTS is going to leave. ::places 2 fingers on forehead and borrows Goku's technique from DBZ, the instant transmission.]
"Tell us all Knives. Answer the 'age old question' of where you hide things in that little suit." Meryl sighed.
"Ok I will." Knives prepared himself for the long speech ahead of him. He took a deep breath. "I don't feel like it."
Everyone (even the reader) face faults and falls over.
Ok this is all for now, I'm hungry and need to eat. So bye.
By FISHGUTS
"Vash, you are grounded!" Meryl yelled. "Now go to your room and don't come out until we come and get you!" Vash started to walk to his room, his head hung low, kind of like a dog with its tail between its legs, defeat showed in his face. "And no donuts for a week!" Meryl was fuming, her PMS kicking in more than in its normal doses when she got angry at Vash.
"Bye-Bye Mr. Vash!" Millie waved. "Sorry about this." Her childlike attitude showed on her face, just like always, she sort of didn't catch what was going on.
"You'll still pay for that Needle-Noggin." Wolfwood said. He had another cigarette between his lips. His gun was naked in his hand. When did he bring it out? Was he that mad? Vash just hoped he didn't get shot.
"Remember Wolfwood, 'Thou shall not kill.' Remember? You're a priest for cripes sake!" Vash said staring at Wolfwood.
"I remember, but who said I was going to kill you? I'm just going to blow your friggin' leg off, that's all." Now Wolfwood had his cross out, missal shooting side pointed at Vash.
"AAHH!! But, but Wolfwood! I thought we were friends! Doesn't our friendship mean anything to you?" Vash looked pleadingly at Wolfwood.
"I guess it does, without then I wouldn't have any bait to lure out some dumb ass people for target practice." Wolfwood now had his cross pointed at Vash, the machine gun side, and Vash was just a little scared, even the thought of pissing in his pants, to help take away the fear, crossed his mind.
"I'll be going to my room now!" Vash said as he ran out the door and towards his room.
When Vash left the room and they heard his door close Knives looked at Wolfwood and said, "Why didn't you just shoot my ignoramus brother?"
Wolfwood put out his cigarette and slumped against the kitchen counter. "I don't have any bullets." Wolfwood smiled.
"Moron." Meryl said. "I thought you were actually going to shoot him." Meryl sighed now. "Lucky for us he believed you."
"If you needed bullets to shoot Vash, I could have given you some." Knives said pulling out his gun.
"Where the hell do you hide things?" Meryl demanded.
"Do you really want to know?" Knives questioned.
[FISHGUTS does! FISHGUTS does! FISHGUTS really wants to know! Everyone else wants to know too! Ok FISHGUTS is going to leave. ::places 2 fingers on forehead and borrows Goku's technique from DBZ, the instant transmission.]
"Tell us all Knives. Answer the 'age old question' of where you hide things in that little suit." Meryl sighed.
"Ok I will." Knives prepared himself for the long speech ahead of him. He took a deep breath. "I don't feel like it."
Everyone (even the reader) face faults and falls over.
Ok this is all for now, I'm hungry and need to eat. So bye.
