Millie Goes Grocery Shopping IV
By Fishguts
Vash and Millie entered the kitchen. Meryl was sitting in a wooden chair. Wolfwood was leaning against his cross smoking one of his many cigarettes. Knives was sitting in "his" chair that no one else could sit in. Legato was hanging from his toes by the ceiling fan all tied up and gagged.
"We're back!" Millie exclaimed.
"What happened here?" Vash asked staring at Legato.
"What do you mean Mr. Vash?" Millie asked, staring blankly at him. She had no clue.
"What do I mean? Look they somehow managed to tie up Legato and gag him." Vash said pointing at Legato.
Legato began to mumble something, but it wasn't comprehendible since he was gagged.
"Oh my." Was all Millie managed to say while she stared.
"So, can someone tell me what I missed?"
Knives exchanged glances with Wolfwood.
"Wolfwood why is your cross uncovered?" Vash asked pointing at what he was talking about but still staring at Legato.
Wolfwood only shrugged and took another puff from his cigarette.
Vash looked at Knives. Knives only stared back with a small smirk on his face.
Vash ignored Knives and looked to Meryl. "What did you.How did you.Why did you." Unable to find the correct words he finally spit out, "What happened?"
Meryl looked at him. "Hmm? Oh, him. Take a guess." Meryl slouched down in her chair arms crossed over her chest.
"Uh.He uh.pissed you off?"
"Something like that."
Knives made one of those cough-laugh sounds. Meryl glared at him, if looks could kill Knives would have died a thousand deaths in that one moment. Knives only glared back thinking to himself that she, Meryl, is one of the vermin, spiders, on of the items on his list to destroy, that he, Knives shall destroy.
"Oh joy, the glaring battle of the century. First one to fall under the others glare looses." Wolfwood scoffed smoking his cigarette.
"It's on!" Meryl exclaimed glaring at Knives who was only glaring back.
They sat there glaring, both had the "go-to-hell" looks.
"Go Senpai you can do it!" Millie cheered on Meryl.
::Mumble, Mumble:: mumbled Legato. He was still gagged and tied from the ceiling.
"What are you mumbling about Legato?" Vash said. Legato moved his head to and fro. "Hold on." Vash yanked the gag out of Legato's mouth.
"Destroy her Mastah!" Legato yelled.
"Screw this!" Wolfwood said taking the gag out of Vash's hands. "I can't take the sound of his gay little voice!" As he said this, Wolfwood stuffed the gag into Legato's mouth.
"So you'd rather hear him mumble?" Vash asked. Wolfwood nodded. "Oh ok."
"Dammit I cannot loose!" Knives screamed at Meryl. "I cannot loose to this vermin." Meryl's vein began to pulse.
"Vermin!? Who the hell are you calling vermin you idiotic wanna-be broom head!" Meryl yelled still glaring at him and vein still pulsing.
Knives gasped at her remark. "How dare you suggest that I, Knives, the destroyer of the human race, want to be like my dimwitted brother, Vash? I laugh in your face."
"Laugh all you want 'broom head', but I won't loose." She smirked at her remarks.
"That's it! You call me 'broom head' one more time and I'm blowing this whole friggin' place up. Only I shall survive! All others shall perish!" Knives now had one of his own veins pulsing and he had formed a twitch.
"Give up.Give up.Give up." Meryl taunted.
"Go Meryl! You can do it!" Millie yelled.
"Uh.Go Meryl!" Vash said. "Sorry Knives, but I'm rooting for Meryl on this one." Knives still glared at Meryl, he was determined that he wasn't going to loose, not to the spider at least.
"Vash, when this is over and I have shown this pathetic human who is supreme, I shall punish you!" Knives' twitch had grown worse.
Meryl glared and Knives glared into the long hours of night. Kuroneko perched himself on top of the fridge for his nightly snooze. Millie had fallen asleep on the floor. Legato was asleep, still tied up and hanging from the ceiling. He had given up on getting free today, maybe tomorrow. No one had listened to his mumbles of pleading.
Wolfwood was still smoking one of his cigarettes. His cross was now covered up in its usual covering.
Vash was whining about not having anything to eat and at how this was all stupid.
Knives' twitch had grown massively causing his head and shoulder to twitch, but he wouldn't let that be his downfall.
Meryl's vein pulsed more and more and her eye had begun to twitch. "Dammit!"
"Loose human!" Knives yelled.
"Never!"
"Will you hurry it up a little here and just loose!?"
"I don't think so!" Meryl said still glaring. She sneakily pulled one of her 50 derringers out from her cape and shot Knives in the leg.
"Holy shit! My leg! You shot me you piece of spider shit!" Knives looked down at his leg, then he stood up and tried to grab Meryl by the throat, but Vash was in-between them both.
"No! Don't kill her! And Meryl why'd you shoot Knives?" Vash was waving his arms about and being beaten by Knives.
"Dammit Vash! You let me kill her, she is nothing but an insect!"
"That's it! I'm going to shoot you again you." Meryl was cut off b/c Vash took her gun. "Dammit Vash! Give it back!"
"No! You're going to shoot Knives! I can't let you shoot my brother."
"So then let me kill her!" Knives said choking Vash.
"No you can't kill her either!" Vash got Knives away from him. "No killing!"
"Dammit that sucks." Knives and Meryl said together.
"Well get over it."
Millie sat up and said, "Boy am I tired."
"Hallelujah, praise the Lord, it's over!"
"Now Knives you see why I rooted for Meryl, she's one scary bitch.
"One what?" Meryl asked her vein and eye still throbbing.
"Uh, way to GO MERYL!! WOO-HOO!! So can we all go to sleep now, it's late and I'm tired and I need a shower."
Knives sniffed the air. Then he grabbed his nose and held his breath. "Damn boy you smell please do us all a favor and use lots of soap!" "Please Vash for the love of all donuts and things that are sacred take a shower and wash that coat while your at it!" Meryl waved the air that was around her.
"But Meryl, how am I supposed to wash it?"
Meryl placed her hand on her forehead. "Well just shower and we'll worry about it tomorrow, because I am tired and I have a throbbing headache!"
"Come to think of it I do to." Knives said rubbing his eyes.
"I think that's because you went hours without blinking."
"Oh shut up."
"Come on Millie and get up, we're all going to bed."
"Hallelujah!" Wolfwood said picking up his cross and walking out of the room.
They all followed Wolfwood out of the room and Vash turned the light out as he left.
Legato hung from the ceiling still gagged and still tied up. 'Curse you all! Just wait until I get down.' ::mumble, mumble, mumble::
Uh.that was strange.and it has been a while since I've wrote this story. what was the matter with me? Oh well Have a nice day and R&R. or else I'll sic Legato on you -_\\
Vash and Millie entered the kitchen. Meryl was sitting in a wooden chair. Wolfwood was leaning against his cross smoking one of his many cigarettes. Knives was sitting in "his" chair that no one else could sit in. Legato was hanging from his toes by the ceiling fan all tied up and gagged.
"We're back!" Millie exclaimed.
"What happened here?" Vash asked staring at Legato.
"What do you mean Mr. Vash?" Millie asked, staring blankly at him. She had no clue.
"What do I mean? Look they somehow managed to tie up Legato and gag him." Vash said pointing at Legato.
Legato began to mumble something, but it wasn't comprehendible since he was gagged.
"Oh my." Was all Millie managed to say while she stared.
"So, can someone tell me what I missed?"
Knives exchanged glances with Wolfwood.
"Wolfwood why is your cross uncovered?" Vash asked pointing at what he was talking about but still staring at Legato.
Wolfwood only shrugged and took another puff from his cigarette.
Vash looked at Knives. Knives only stared back with a small smirk on his face.
Vash ignored Knives and looked to Meryl. "What did you.How did you.Why did you." Unable to find the correct words he finally spit out, "What happened?"
Meryl looked at him. "Hmm? Oh, him. Take a guess." Meryl slouched down in her chair arms crossed over her chest.
"Uh.He uh.pissed you off?"
"Something like that."
Knives made one of those cough-laugh sounds. Meryl glared at him, if looks could kill Knives would have died a thousand deaths in that one moment. Knives only glared back thinking to himself that she, Meryl, is one of the vermin, spiders, on of the items on his list to destroy, that he, Knives shall destroy.
"Oh joy, the glaring battle of the century. First one to fall under the others glare looses." Wolfwood scoffed smoking his cigarette.
"It's on!" Meryl exclaimed glaring at Knives who was only glaring back.
They sat there glaring, both had the "go-to-hell" looks.
"Go Senpai you can do it!" Millie cheered on Meryl.
::Mumble, Mumble:: mumbled Legato. He was still gagged and tied from the ceiling.
"What are you mumbling about Legato?" Vash said. Legato moved his head to and fro. "Hold on." Vash yanked the gag out of Legato's mouth.
"Destroy her Mastah!" Legato yelled.
"Screw this!" Wolfwood said taking the gag out of Vash's hands. "I can't take the sound of his gay little voice!" As he said this, Wolfwood stuffed the gag into Legato's mouth.
"So you'd rather hear him mumble?" Vash asked. Wolfwood nodded. "Oh ok."
"Dammit I cannot loose!" Knives screamed at Meryl. "I cannot loose to this vermin." Meryl's vein began to pulse.
"Vermin!? Who the hell are you calling vermin you idiotic wanna-be broom head!" Meryl yelled still glaring at him and vein still pulsing.
Knives gasped at her remark. "How dare you suggest that I, Knives, the destroyer of the human race, want to be like my dimwitted brother, Vash? I laugh in your face."
"Laugh all you want 'broom head', but I won't loose." She smirked at her remarks.
"That's it! You call me 'broom head' one more time and I'm blowing this whole friggin' place up. Only I shall survive! All others shall perish!" Knives now had one of his own veins pulsing and he had formed a twitch.
"Give up.Give up.Give up." Meryl taunted.
"Go Meryl! You can do it!" Millie yelled.
"Uh.Go Meryl!" Vash said. "Sorry Knives, but I'm rooting for Meryl on this one." Knives still glared at Meryl, he was determined that he wasn't going to loose, not to the spider at least.
"Vash, when this is over and I have shown this pathetic human who is supreme, I shall punish you!" Knives' twitch had grown worse.
Meryl glared and Knives glared into the long hours of night. Kuroneko perched himself on top of the fridge for his nightly snooze. Millie had fallen asleep on the floor. Legato was asleep, still tied up and hanging from the ceiling. He had given up on getting free today, maybe tomorrow. No one had listened to his mumbles of pleading.
Wolfwood was still smoking one of his cigarettes. His cross was now covered up in its usual covering.
Vash was whining about not having anything to eat and at how this was all stupid.
Knives' twitch had grown massively causing his head and shoulder to twitch, but he wouldn't let that be his downfall.
Meryl's vein pulsed more and more and her eye had begun to twitch. "Dammit!"
"Loose human!" Knives yelled.
"Never!"
"Will you hurry it up a little here and just loose!?"
"I don't think so!" Meryl said still glaring. She sneakily pulled one of her 50 derringers out from her cape and shot Knives in the leg.
"Holy shit! My leg! You shot me you piece of spider shit!" Knives looked down at his leg, then he stood up and tried to grab Meryl by the throat, but Vash was in-between them both.
"No! Don't kill her! And Meryl why'd you shoot Knives?" Vash was waving his arms about and being beaten by Knives.
"Dammit Vash! You let me kill her, she is nothing but an insect!"
"That's it! I'm going to shoot you again you." Meryl was cut off b/c Vash took her gun. "Dammit Vash! Give it back!"
"No! You're going to shoot Knives! I can't let you shoot my brother."
"So then let me kill her!" Knives said choking Vash.
"No you can't kill her either!" Vash got Knives away from him. "No killing!"
"Dammit that sucks." Knives and Meryl said together.
"Well get over it."
Millie sat up and said, "Boy am I tired."
"Hallelujah, praise the Lord, it's over!"
"Now Knives you see why I rooted for Meryl, she's one scary bitch.
"One what?" Meryl asked her vein and eye still throbbing.
"Uh, way to GO MERYL!! WOO-HOO!! So can we all go to sleep now, it's late and I'm tired and I need a shower."
Knives sniffed the air. Then he grabbed his nose and held his breath. "Damn boy you smell please do us all a favor and use lots of soap!" "Please Vash for the love of all donuts and things that are sacred take a shower and wash that coat while your at it!" Meryl waved the air that was around her.
"But Meryl, how am I supposed to wash it?"
Meryl placed her hand on her forehead. "Well just shower and we'll worry about it tomorrow, because I am tired and I have a throbbing headache!"
"Come to think of it I do to." Knives said rubbing his eyes.
"I think that's because you went hours without blinking."
"Oh shut up."
"Come on Millie and get up, we're all going to bed."
"Hallelujah!" Wolfwood said picking up his cross and walking out of the room.
They all followed Wolfwood out of the room and Vash turned the light out as he left.
Legato hung from the ceiling still gagged and still tied up. 'Curse you all! Just wait until I get down.' ::mumble, mumble, mumble::
Uh.that was strange.and it has been a while since I've wrote this story. what was the matter with me? Oh well Have a nice day and R&R. or else I'll sic Legato on you -_\\
