HENTAI TEN SECOND FAN-FIC

Disclaimer: Sadly, I STILL don't own Gundam Wing. Bugger!

AN: Yes, well, this is based on a doujinshi I *almost* drew. (I got the first few frames, then got sidetracked ^_^;) So here it is in print! Use your imagination ^_^

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This is Wufei.

*Wufei poses with his katana, looking all spiffy-like*

These are Wufei's friends.

*Heero glares, Duo waves enthusiastically, Quatre smiles and takes a sip of tea, and Trowa plays with knives (O.o)*

But Wufei is sad.

*Wufei's eyes grow big an' chibi like, brimming with tears*

Duo and Heero are getting it on…

*Fei-chan looks at the happy couple, who are currently working on Operation Getting-Their-Pants-Off*

… and Trowa and Quatre have an agenda of their own.

*Various moaning and wet noises emit from behind aforementioned pilots' bedroom, whilst 05 listens in. Hentai! ^_^*

Treize doesn't look so bad…

*Treize poses, causing Wufei to drool in vast quantities- we're talking Olympic swimming pools here!*

… but he's already got his hands full.

*Zechs and Lady Une shove past the Gundam pilot, each bitch-slapping the other as they work on undressing Treize. Treize doesn't try to stop them, either ^_^)

So what is poor little Wufei to do?

Wufei: It's time to take things into my own hands! *dashes off to the bathroom wielding pictures of Altron, and slams the door behind him*

OWARI