Cinder-pants chapter 2

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In house- Meha begins her afternoon chores when some dude starts knocking on the door. Meha goes to open it. Meha: Chirchiri waz^, hey what's that? Chirchiri: Royal message from the palace ya'know. Meha: I guess I have to give this to Soi. * Runs up stairs * Then she hears some awful noise coming from the music room. Oh wait that's Nakego singing a beautiful ballad.yeah right. Soi reads: There's going to be a ball in honor of his highness and all eligible maidens are to attend. Meha: Hey I get to go too! Nakego: Oh yeah right! Meha: Well you're not exactly a maiden so don't go there. Soi: It did say every maiden, so you can go if you get your chores done. And if you get something suitable to wear. Meha leaves losers behind. Nakego: Mommy!! Soi: I said if * then laughs maniacally * Meha: * in hallway * All righty then. She runs off to complete the impossibly long list of chores. Meanwhile the birds and mice sing a lovely show tune while making her a PINK Barbie dress. 5 min. before the ball starts. Soi: Cinder-pants aren't you coming? Meha: Uh. give me a sec. * goes up to her room *

Woodland creatures: SURPRISE!!!

Meha: the hell. it's pink. so horribly pink. Creatures: Don't you just love it? Meha: Yeah I love it so much I'd like to throw it in the fire and watch it burn! Creatures: * sweatdrop * whisper: Maybe we should've gotten the blue one. Downstairs- Meha: Wait for me!! Nakego turns around.(Dru/narrator shivers. I'm okay! )

Nakego: Hey that's my dress! * Rips it off *

(Dru/Fairy best Friend: You would own such a hideous thing.) Meha: * runs out to courtyard * Courtyard- Meha: Dude that wasn't nice * lays head on cement * Fairy pops up. Dru/fairy: Girl what are sitting around here for there's a party going on! Meha: Oh. yeah. dur! Dru: Man what an attitude. well you have Nakego for a 'sister'. Meha: Yeah okay.exactly what are you doing here? Dru: Oh yeah I forgot about that. I'm your Fairy Best Friend! Want a pixie stick? Meha: Sure. * goes chibi * COOL!!! Make me all pretty! Anyway did the casting for the prince change, cause I heard some people yelling about it earlier? Dru: Yes, some idiot whom I might add is now a frog working for Burger King as a trainee. lost the Universe of the Four Gods. Meha: Aren't you 'posed to zap me a dress and say Bibidi Babidi Buu (Buu pops in) Yay! (Buu went back into hammer space) Ok. Also instead of a coach can you zap me to mach 5 from Speed Racer? Dru: O.Kay, I suppose I can arrange that, what next? Meha: Well I have many wishes such as I want to be richer than Bill Gates Dru: You already are * rambling * well I just have to change the will, kill off the old lady, and torture Nakego.*rambles on* Meha: All right I get it let's go!!! Dru: Don't get your Cinder-panties in a knot. Meha: Let's go! At ball~ Luke a.k.a. stand-in prince is meeting about a billion girls tonight, poor dude. About halfway through that he yawns and looks at King Hotohori like "Help Me" Luke: * thinking *Wow so many girls are coming to see me, that's a first, I'm bored now where's the computer? Just as Meha is walking up the staircase (pun intended) cause the guards are literally staring at her. Meha: Drug take care of the evil people I'm feeling nervous! Dru: Perverts! Heady Pigady Pong (ding) * all guards fall to ground and become little toads, which are then caught by Dru and thrown in a bucket. * Back at the ball the insanity continues. Luke in looking around for someone to save him, then he sees Nakego and rolls his eyes. Balcony~ King Hotohori: I'll never have grandchildren if this keeps up! Andrew: I did say maybe and its not like this is Cinderella or something. (Meha walks into room everyone gasps at the cool dress) Or maybe it is.

Ballroom~ Luke: Finally someone I know! * Walks away * Meha: Hey Luke was^? You're the stand-in funny. What happened to your computer? Luke: I don't know it poof! Abby turns a person into a dancing apple. Dru: What?!! I'm busy. Meha: Tuning people into dancing apples. Dru: Well I gotta get my kicks somehow I mean I don't get a boyfriend in the fic. * spots David Boreanaz * never mind * runs off to meet him turns last person into a flying sheep * M&L: * keeps waltzing * Meha: We're about to fall of a bridge! Clock: * strikes midnight * Meha&Luke: * sweatdrop * Whew! Meha: * runs off * Bye! Luke: Wait I was going to tell you who I was a stand in for. Meha: What? I can't hear you! Bye! Luke: I'll tell her, later but oh well. (Goes to sleep) (Gets swarmed by beautiful women during sleeping process) Help Me!

Back at house~and last scene! Soi: Cinderpants! Start to Work! The king's coming to try on slippers! Meha: (thinks to herself hehe money! And a cute guy that's not Luke!)

Nakago: I have to try it on!

Soi: (locks door to Meha's room) he he. Meha: (I'll wait till they come and kick down the door) ( Fuzzy creatures: Run into Nakego's pants! (Yes I am evil) * Nakago sits on woodland creatures accidentally killing them all. * (Doorbell) Andrew: Hey! Does anyone live here? Soi: Me and Nakego and no one else. Meha: That's not true you TWIT! (Puts on slipper) There yeah it fits. Andrew: Yeah, so it seems okay lets go. (Church) Meha: So who was supposed to be prince charming? Luke, Fairy Best Friend and Andrew: Well you're going to hate us for this, but well mostly Andrew anyway, well. uh.um.Tasuki. Meha: WHAT?! Andrew? Get over here NOW! Andrew: Oh yeah now I remember where I put it * reaches into hammer space and pulls it out * Dru: ANDREW!!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A FROG WORKING AT BURGER KING AS A TRAINEE * inhales and exhales deeply * YOU DESERVE TO BE A SNAIL WORKING AT A FRENCH BURGER KING AS A TRAINEE WHO DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH!! * POOF * Tasuki appears Andrew becomes a snail and is jetted off to France. Tasuki: Wasn't I s'posed to be in a play? Meha: Unless, well you sort have missed everthing, but the marriage scene. Tasuki: Okay. Meha: YAY! * Glomps Tasuki *

Tasuki: I can't breathe!

Meha: he he I'm marrying Tasuki! Tasuki: * sweat drop * he he? (Wedding bells) Meha & Tasuki: Bye! Meha: (Throws Bouquet and Luke get hit in the head and hundreds of girls swarm around him. FBF catches it and David B. comes over and.yeah.)

In France ~Andrew: Bonjour! Ha I learned French!

THE END!

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Meha: Continue to look for more parodys form us and harasment to the Disney chracters!

FBF/Dru: Oh we will continue our parodies and annoy the Disney Empire that has gone pop.

Meha: So continue to read stuff from us and our partner Tersa, yes Tersa who else would be our partner in crime/mentor?