The Preparations Made For X
- By pinkpuruu and Akizuki

Disclaimer: The X manga belongs solely to CLAMP its publishers, whereas the anime belongs to the people who made the movie and the OVA... And CLAMP belongs to themselves...? The cat is their pet.
Warnings: Just random silliness.

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Chapter Two:

Part 1: How CLAMP Get So Many Sakura Petals

Nekoi: Ah... the cherry blossoms are now in bloom...
Igarashi: Do you really think this is a good idea? People will think that we've done a horrible thing!
Apapa: AH! But our fans will love our many scenes with the sakura petals!
Nekoi: It's not like anyone would know it's us anyway.
Igarashi: ...

The next day...

Passerby #1: Oh dear... What happened to the sakura trees?
Passerby #2: Aren't they supposed to be in bloom?
Passerby #3: The branches look completely stripped...

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Part 2: How CLAMP Get All Those Bloodstains Out of The Characters' Clothes

Igarashi: And yet another kimono with blood. Did Setsuna have to kill someone and die right after?
Ohkawa: It was easier...
Igarashi: How are we going to clean this out?
*shrug*
Igarashi: AAAAAARGH.

The next day...

Ohkawa: So, how's the stain?
Igarashi: ...
Ohkawa: You bought a new one didn't you?
Igarashi: ...