"Confusion"

Teaser: Sango and Miroku hear some disturbing sounds...what are Inu-
yasha and Kagome doing??

Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Inu-yasha and/or any characters created by
Rumiko Takehashi. Please don't sue me cause I'm totally broke.

Author's note: All the events in this one-shot were created by my
perverted little mind, so if you have a similar story that you've
read, I haven't read it yet. So I'm not plagiarizing. It's rated PG
for the suggestive dialogue.

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The day was bright and the birds chattered happily in the bright green
leaves of the surrounding trees. Miroku and Sango were sitting silently
on the ground. Miroku, with his legs crossed and staff lying over his
lap, stared up into the sky, watching the clouds pass by. Sango was lying
on her back with the boomerang nearby-in case the monk tried anything-
and hands behind her head resting.

"Miroku...?"

"Yes, my sweet?"

"..." Sango grimaced slightly. "When do you think Inu-yasha
and Kagome will get back?"

"I was just wondering the exact same thing!...which just proves
that you and I are meant to be together for all eternity!...You really
are the one meant to bear my child dear Sango-."

"Miroku..." Sango said threateningly.

"Oh...right. I am not sure...they have been gone for a long time."

"What do you think they're doing...?"

Miroku thought about it for a moment, remembering some of the
sounds that he and Sango had heard earlier drifting their way on the
wind. ("Kagome...What are you do-?" "Just relax Inu-yasha...") However
awhile ago the wind had changed directions and the sounds ceased. "I
am not certain that I wish to be perfectly aware of the action Lady
Kagome and Inu-yasha happen to be participating in." He said with a
smirk.

"But...well...perhaps you're right." The wind shifted their
way in that moment. There a high pitched happy little "eeek!" followed
by giggles followed a few moments later by a groan. Sango opened her
eyes and looked at Miroku who had turned his head slowly and was staring
at her with slightly large eyes. Kagome's voice drifted towards them
again, "Oh, Inu-yasha!" Miroku and Sango's eyes widened a little more,
then they shuddered. Sango sat up.

"They-they wouldn't...," she said.

"I do not believe they could if they wanted to." Miroku sat
stunned staring at the direction Lady Kagome and Inu-yasha had taken
off in, at least 30 minutes ago.

"Maybe we should go check on them?"

"I'LL GO!!" Shippo came jumping out of a bush behind them.

Sango and Miroku tackled the small thing at the same time,
yelling, "NO!!!" They nearly crushed him in the process.

"Ouch! I thought you wanted to see what Inu-yasha and Kagome-san
were doing!"

"I do not believe that your young virgin eyes would be able to
comprehend." Miroku said to the kitsune child.

"I agree with Miroku for once, let us go."

"Fine, fine. Just...let go of my tail!!"

The two released the boy and hesitantly standed, starting off
in the direction of the sounds of joy.

A few minutes later Miroku and Sango were crouched behind a
bush a little bit away from where Kagome and Inu-yasha were positioned.
Sango and Miroku moved above the line of the hedge slowly. Sango gasped.
Miroku's eyes grew wider than ever, "Oh my...!"

"They're..." Sango gasped.

Kagome sat back and looked at Inu-yasha, "Now, really was that
too difficult?"

"Yes!" Inu-yasha said.

"Oh, come on, it was only a game."

"But, I don't see the point in PLAYING a fighting GAME, when
you can simply go out and challenge someone!"

"But you can't do that in my world, so you pretend..."

Sango stood then. "You were playing a video game!?"

Kagome and Inu-yasha turned towards her. Inu-yasha turned red
and pointed at Kagome. "She made me!"

"Oh don't be silly Inu-yasha. Hi Sango!"

Miroku stood, "And here we are thinking you might be doing
something productive!"

It was Kagome's turn to blush a soft pink, "And why would you
imply something like that??" She had an uneven laugh to her voice.

"Like what? What's going on?" Shippo jumped up to look at
everyone.

"And what do you think we were doing??" Inu-yasha growled.

"Uh...gotta go!" Miroku sweatdropped and ran away from Inu-yasha,
while Sango sat next to Kagome; they both shrugged and started playing
the game together.

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Author Note: Well...uh...that's it. I amuse myself so it doesn't matter
if you got a kick out of that or not. But I hope you did. Review please!
Thank you!