The Preparations Made For X
- Presented by pinkpuruu and Akizuki
Disclaimer: The X manga belongs solely to CLAMP its publishers, whereas the anime belongs to the people who made the movie and the OVA... And CLAMP belongs to themselves...? The cat is their pet.
Warnings: Just random silliness.
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Part 1: Why Seiichirou looks so much like Fujitaka (CCS):
Mikku: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SPENT ALL OF OUR MONEY ON THE CAT'S FLEAS?!"
Igarashi: "… well…"
Mikku: "AAAH! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?!"
Nanase: "At the rate we're going in Asuka… I doubt that we'll get anymore money soon…"
Mikku: "…"
Nanase: "And the person who plays Seiichirou quit because of the bonus we refused to give him… I mean, he DID have to stab himself in the knee…"
Mikku: "…"
Apapa: "HEY! I got an idea! I mean, Kinomoto-san from Card Captor Sakura is very kind, ne?"
Nanase: "where is this getting at…"
Apapa: "I'm SURE he wouldn't mind working for free!! (niko niko)"
Igarashi: "And so begins the great demise of CLAMP…"
Nanase: "…"
Part 2: Why Seishirou-san had to die:
Igarashi: (reading new Asuka script) "…Wait, what do you mean by Seichirou sharing a cigarette with Subaru?"
Nanase: "…nani?"
Igarashi: "Says here… 'Seiichirou crept up behind Subaru and took a inhaled the tobacco scent from Subaru's cigarette'…"
Nansae: "NANI?!"
(grabs script)
Nanase: "OH… WHOOPS…"
Igarashi: "…"
Apapa: "(grabs hair in frustration) WHAT?! YOU DID IT AGAIN?! … HOW MANY TIMES WILL I HAVE TO DRAW SEIICHIROU MOLESTING SUBARU?!"
Nanase: "… Well… they're names ARE very similar…"
Apapa: "AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGH…"
Mikku: "… You know what? Let's just kill him off. Problem solved."
Nanase: "… (sigh) … Sure why not…"
Apapa: "THANK KAMI-SAMA!"
Part 3: How CLAMP Decapitated Kotori So Easily:
Igarashi: (grunts) "DAMN, this Kotori dummy is SO HEAVY…"
Nanase: "Well, we DID have to program her with advanced technology…"
Mikku: "You'd think with all these computer chips in her, she'd be more smart…"
Nanase: "…"
Igarashi: "WHY didn't we just use a REAL person?"
Nanase: "WELL. That's a very good question! The reason is because we wanted to have her decapitated as realistically as possible!"
Apapa: "And also because no actors wanted that part."
Nanase: "…yah… and that…"
Igarashi: "So how ARE we gonna chop of her head?"
Nanase: "Well…"
Apapa: "She's made of cheese."
Mikku+Igarashi: "WHAT?!"
Nanase: "We DID have to find something that string could cut easily…"
Mikku+Igarashi: "Is that so…"
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