The Battle of the Fighting Cartoons
By Jack The Ripper

A/N: I am not the writer of this. I just printed it. The real writer is shinagami 15. SO flame or
cheer her

Welcome all to the battle of the fighting cartoons. We have taken the best fighters from
cartoons and put them in a fight to the death.

First we have Duo Maxwell from Gundum Wing and Jean Starlit(Pardon my spelling) from Outlaw
Star in a shoot out in the parking lot.


Finally we have in the cage, Trunks from DBZ, Tenchi(how is his name spelled?) from Tenchi
Muyo, and Heero from Gundam Wing in a battle to see who the baddest batchlor on TV is.


Okay lets go to the parking lot for our first bout.

"Duo are you ready?" asked the reff " Hell ya the god of death will..." " Ya YA YA. Jean are
you ready?" asked the reff. " YA" said Jean. " Okay..GO!" said thr reff as he got his ass at a
safe distance. Duo started to open fire, blindly shooting in now particular direction. Jean
rolled behind a car and opened fire. Duo rolled backwards and fired as he got hit in the arm.
Jean barly got out of the way of the bullets flying near his head.Duo's injured showed in his
in-acuracy. Duo started to run away as Jean opend fire again. Suddely Death syth came into
the parking lot via the roof. Duo was shocked as he stood in front of his own Gundam as it
moved without him in it!Suddenly the syth came down and hit Duo in the neck, cutting his
head clean off. The match was over." OOPPS" came the sarcastic voice of Wu Fe out of
Deathscyth" I accidently killed him" said WU Fe as the scyth came down across the chest
of Jean as well. " OH NO! How did THAT happen." again came the sacastic voice of wu fe
" I guss its a draw..." came the far off voice of the reff.

Now our main event, the cage match. Lets go to the cage.

"Okay boys, you may use your toys(refering to weapons to clarify for all you perves) but two
people here have to be dead. Okay Go" said the reff. As the men were about to start the very
dumb voice of Relena Peace-of-crap..I mean Peacecraft came out of the crowd "Stop Heero,
you don't have to do this" said Relena as she got into the cage. " Oh please Heero don't..
AHHHH" screamed relena as the swords of Tenchi, Trunks went into her throat and chest, and
a bullet from the gun of Heero hit her in the face. " YAAAA" screamed the crowed as Relena
died. Then the boys started. Trunks and tenchi started a to sword fight as Heero kept kicking
Relena. ( I HAte her) Tenchi had the upper hand as he forced his sword closer to trunkses face.
But with his un used right hand trunks formed a sphere and hit tenchi in the stomac. He was
dead. " Hey two of us are dead so the match is over right?" said Heero. " Wrong" Said Trunks
as he choped Heeros head clean(so to speak) of his sholders. " Now its over" said Trunks as
the crowed roared .

SO this proves once and for all who the baddest boy in town is.. TRUNKS.

A/N Tell me if I should do another. K. Sorry it was so short.

BYE