****A/N: This is an offshoot of Blast From The Past. It deals with
happenings way later in the series (of which only that fic is known). Brad
and Vega decide to play announcer for some... odd events, and record them.
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC... yadda yadda...
Oh! If anybody wonders, thoughts are in between these "{ }" and visions will come between these "". This "( )" is me interrupting. A computer's voice will be between these, " ' ' ". A change of POV will be "*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*". Scene changes will be "*". Okay? ****
Disclaimer: While I do not own DBZ, I do own this idea... so... *thumbs nose at lawyers*
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It all started when Bulma found a DVD labeled "THE WAR WE CALL LUNCH: By: Brad AND Vega". She was a curious woman, so she placed the disk in a player, so she could watch it. What she found was... rather startling.
The video played out. The scene was of a "normal" CC luncheon. The Briefs, the Sons and various others were preparing themselves for what was to come.
"And so begins the epic battle..." says a soft voice over the speaker.
"You are so right Brad... this not so normal routine is a daily part of life at Capsule Corps," says a second, harsher voice.
The camera stilled as pandemonium broke out.
"Woah! Look at Kakkarot go! Vega, I think that we should all be careful around these people," Brad says in a soft yet exited voice.
The man in question was diving for the roast beef.
"He's coming in first on the road to roast beef, with Son Gohan coming in second!" said an exited Vega.
Goku and Gohan nearly collided over it as...
"And Son Goten goes in for the steal! That was so fast that I barely saw it... What do you think Vega?"
"Kakkarot and Son Gohan are just going to have to look elsewhere for their next target... And Trunks Briefs shoots for the macaroni salad!"
Brad started narrating again, "Yeah, and he just missed by inches as Vegeta (Jr.) made his move. And there goes Vegeta (Sr.), it looks like he's going for the sushi tray! And... He made it!"
Vega continues from where he left off, "It looks like Son Gohan and Trunks Briefs have an issue to settle... They were both after the same salad! Ooh! Kakkarot and Bardock square off for the rice bowl... Who will get it?" In an aside, "I place my bets on Bardock... I'm sure he's willing to resort to dirty tricks for it..."
Bardock managed to lose the rice bowl to Goku, however, and instead dove for the chili bowl. Unbeknownst to him...
Vega continued, "Looks like Son Gohan got the salad... Trunks Briefs is homing in on Bardock's chili bowl! And... Lucky, Bardock snatched it away just in time..."
Bulma watched for about fifteen minutes, giggling occasionally, as the announcers, Brad and Vega, commented on some of the most unlikely positions people at the table found themselves in. It was clear that Brad and Vega were doing this purely for their own amusement, yet... Bulma found herself wondering just who the Hell these two were...
**** End of Tape One. Join us next time as Brad and Vega narrate a sparring match between our two favorite Saiyajin. *-* Unless you're the one I discussed this idea with, I want your guesses as to who Brad and Vega are. You might, or might not be surprised...
Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC... yadda yadda...
Oh! If anybody wonders, thoughts are in between these "{ }" and visions will come between these "". This "( )" is me interrupting. A computer's voice will be between these, " ' ' ". A change of POV will be "*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*". Scene changes will be "*". Okay? ****
Disclaimer: While I do not own DBZ, I do own this idea... so... *thumbs nose at lawyers*
*
It all started when Bulma found a DVD labeled "THE WAR WE CALL LUNCH: By: Brad AND Vega". She was a curious woman, so she placed the disk in a player, so she could watch it. What she found was... rather startling.
The video played out. The scene was of a "normal" CC luncheon. The Briefs, the Sons and various others were preparing themselves for what was to come.
"And so begins the epic battle..." says a soft voice over the speaker.
"You are so right Brad... this not so normal routine is a daily part of life at Capsule Corps," says a second, harsher voice.
The camera stilled as pandemonium broke out.
"Woah! Look at Kakkarot go! Vega, I think that we should all be careful around these people," Brad says in a soft yet exited voice.
The man in question was diving for the roast beef.
"He's coming in first on the road to roast beef, with Son Gohan coming in second!" said an exited Vega.
Goku and Gohan nearly collided over it as...
"And Son Goten goes in for the steal! That was so fast that I barely saw it... What do you think Vega?"
"Kakkarot and Son Gohan are just going to have to look elsewhere for their next target... And Trunks Briefs shoots for the macaroni salad!"
Brad started narrating again, "Yeah, and he just missed by inches as Vegeta (Jr.) made his move. And there goes Vegeta (Sr.), it looks like he's going for the sushi tray! And... He made it!"
Vega continues from where he left off, "It looks like Son Gohan and Trunks Briefs have an issue to settle... They were both after the same salad! Ooh! Kakkarot and Bardock square off for the rice bowl... Who will get it?" In an aside, "I place my bets on Bardock... I'm sure he's willing to resort to dirty tricks for it..."
Bardock managed to lose the rice bowl to Goku, however, and instead dove for the chili bowl. Unbeknownst to him...
Vega continued, "Looks like Son Gohan got the salad... Trunks Briefs is homing in on Bardock's chili bowl! And... Lucky, Bardock snatched it away just in time..."
Bulma watched for about fifteen minutes, giggling occasionally, as the announcers, Brad and Vega, commented on some of the most unlikely positions people at the table found themselves in. It was clear that Brad and Vega were doing this purely for their own amusement, yet... Bulma found herself wondering just who the Hell these two were...
**** End of Tape One. Join us next time as Brad and Vega narrate a sparring match between our two favorite Saiyajin. *-* Unless you're the one I discussed this idea with, I want your guesses as to who Brad and Vega are. You might, or might not be surprised...
