****A/N: Yo. Just so you all know... There are going to be 42 episodes of this if I ever finish writing them... Next few episodes are going to be specials...

This series contains... spoilers from the "Blast From The Past" series... so...

Thank you Tapion Trunks! Here's the third installment of "Random Blurbs Of Insanity"!

Warnings: Attempted humor, OOC... yadda yadda... Pantsing.

Oh! If anybody wonders, thoughts are in between these "{ }" and visions will come between these "". This "( )" is me interrupting. A computer's voice will be between these, " ' ' ". A change of POV will be "*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*". Scene changes will be "*". Okay? ****

Disclaimer: While I do not own DBZ, I do own this idea... so... *thumbs nose at lawyers*

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"THE WAR WE CALL HYPER-ACTIVITY (Or, why you don't let a high-strung Saiyajin have sugar...): By: Brad AND Vega"

The camera pans to show one of the "living rooms" at Capsule Corps. Vegeta no Ou, Vegeta no Ouji, Mirai Trunks and Chibi Trunks (now 17) all sitting around talking. Nothing special seems to be happening.

"Hn," a soft grunt (Vega) echoes over the speaker, "How boring..."

The camera switches to a different view, this one of the kitchen, where Goku, Turles, Bardock and Goten seem to be trying to hold a conversation and eat at the same time.

"Still nothing special," mused Brad. "It's too quiet..."

"No kidding," countered Vega.

The view switches back to the Vegetas and Trunkses. Suddenly, Danny, who, by that time, was easily recognizable at CC, rushes into the room.

"Hey," said Brad happily, "This looks like something...!"

Mirai Trunks attempts to exit through a side door, but is caught by the woman in a glomp.

"What the Hell is she doing?" Vega asked.

The woman caught Mirai Trunks' pants at the waist and yanked them down, pinching his butt in the process. He let out a yelp, and ran out the door, tugging his pants back up.

"She... Hahahaa... pantsed him..." Brad choked.

The Vegetas and Chibi Trunks backed away from her, towards the wall.

"Get out while you still can!" Vega sounded a little... panicked.

Danny let out an insane giggle and rushed at them.

"Oh no!" Brad said excitedly, "She's got Vegeta (Sr.)!!! Oh... and there go the others... making a run for it... I sure hope they get away alright! Uhm... I didn't want to see that... The King isn't wearing any..."

"Underwear," sighed Vega.

The seen was mildly edited.

She laughed again as he cursed, trying to pull the spandex back where it belonged.

Brad chuckled at the mildly absurd scene.

"Aiiiii! She's coming towards us!" yelled Vega comically.

The view -suddenly- returned to the kitchen, where the odd form of conversation continued. Goten raised a finger, pointing out some obscure fact that only those at the table were able to understand.

Brad whispered, "Do they even realize that she's headed this way?"

An insane cackle interrupted Bardock's small speech. They all stared at its source, blinking in unison.

"Wow," she said, in a breathless fashion, "They all look alike... I wonder how much so..." They continued to stare.

She lunged at Turles, who happened to be the nearest of the four. Having spent as long as he had at CC, he knew when to move out of someone's reach. He dove under the table.

So she made a grab for Goku, who, with a freaked out look, managed to escape by using Instant Transition. "What the Hell are you doing?" asked Goten, backing away.

Bardock joined his brother under the table.

"Nothing!" she trilled, managing to grab a hold of his pant-leg in a lunge. Then she pulled them down, of course.

"Wah!!!"

Bardock and Turles managed to escape during the confusion. They weren't seen leaving, but they most definitely were no longer there.

Danny took a deep breath and smiled. "I feel so much better now..."

"She does, does she?" Brad asked. "I hope she doesn't do this every time she gets upset."

Goten sheepishly pulled his pants back up, trying to glare at her at the same time.

Vega coughed, "Well... at least the boy was wearing underwear..."

"Uhmm... Hey, Vega?"

"Hai?"

"Did you see where Bardock and Turles went?"

"..." Vega was silent.

"Anyway... Remember to join us next time for... CC Wars!"

"..."

**** End of Tape Three. Watch next time as Brad and Vega comment on a day in the life of Dr. Briefs and Kitty... "The War We Call Underwear: Insanity".

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