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There is unrest in the Galactic Senate; a couple senators looked down. One planet, under that crafty old Count, has announced their intentions to secede from the Republic, dragging hundreds of others with it, as portrayed in a shiny new book found at B&N. This has made it difficult for the Jedi order to maintain peace; they already have a hard time populating Rhode Island. Senator Amidala is returning to Coruscant to decide whether or not it would be a good idea to help the population-challenged Jedi.
Ami: Are we there yet?
Typho: What could possibly…
Ami: Don't say it!
Typo: …go wrong now?
Ami: argh!
The Royal Starship lands delicately on the platform and the Queen and her assistants walk out. Suddenly an explosion erupts from the ship and blasts the Queen sky high and into the depths of the city, never to be seen again. The real Amidala looks on in horror.
Amidala: Oh. My. God.
Typo: Um, nothing to see here move along nothing to see…
People have now gathered in Palpatine's quarters.
Palpatine: I don't know how much longer I can hold of the vote my friends, I'm already taking 5 different kinds of medicine a day! Every bodies leaving!
Windu: if everybody leaves then, um 1800 minus 1800 is…
Palpitating: my negotiations will not fail! Nononnonono
Windu: if it comes to war, the Jedi are keepers of the peace, not soldiers SHAZAAM!
Palpitating: Oh Master Yoda… will it really come to war?
Yoda: I can't see… the dark side has put a sock over my little head
Windu: maybe u should take it off…
Amidala enters
Palpatine: Oh my lovely little queen, it gives me great joy to my pace maker to see you again, alive and well,
Amidala: Ew you perv! * She slaps him, he is sent to the corner and Windu assumes command
Windu: Queen Amidala, I must address my… oh I can't do this * he kneels to her eye level* you must realize that their aren't enough Jedi to protect the republic is there is a full scale war
Amidala: Well suck it up! *She punches him in the stomach and he keels over* I'm her to vote and vote I shall. All voting will be dome by me and I will do the voting! rarararara etc.
Windu: * gasp * perhaps it would be wise to get a leeeetle more protection from 2 Jedi, say Obi and Ani? Come on, they rhyme!
Corde whispers to Borde: She could use some lovin'
Amidala's penthouse, in the upper east blocks
Obi and Ani ride in the elevator
Obi to Ani: stop sweating…you're sick!
Obi and Ani arrive in the penthouse Ani slicks back his hair
Jar jar: heysamesasoahappsietoseeyalgain!
Amidala: Ani? Is that really you? Hold on. *she takes out a monocle and peers through it* It is you! Why when I last saw you were yay high
Obi: We are so sorry about Corde
Amidala: Bah she had it coming
Obi: OK well we are here to protect
Amidala: Protect-shmotect! I want answers and I want them now! No wait its all Kooku's fault. He must die! It must be died by him, if anyone's going to die it is Kooku! ARRRGGGHH *she rolls around on the floor foaming at the mouth Ani joins her
Obi: Ani!
Ami: Ani!
Ani: Ami!
Obi pulls him up
Ani: I'll find these people and then I'll crack open a can of whoop-
Obi backhands him: Don't disagree with me! We're here to guard her!
Ani: Your mean!
Obi: Shut up!
Ani: No! they fail their arms around a bit and bellow and butt their head together and finally stop panting, Ami soon stops too. Ami pops up amazingly clean and neat,
Ami: if you excuse me, I must retire. She leaves
Door jar: Mesasohappsietoseeyallgainitsallbadnowallbad
Ani: whatever, she didn't pay attention to me at all
Jamb jar: shesahappsiemesahappsieweallsahappise
Obi: Think good, not bad
Ani: yes my master
Obi: you know I like it like that
Typo: I'm sorry to break up the whole psycho act here but I'm going to patrol uselessly downstairs for a while so, ta!
Jango: what happened
Zam: I used a missile but I hit the decoy
Tango: how many points?
Shazam: only 1300
Tango: Next time go for Ami, she is worth 40000 points. Use these, *gives her wormguys * they have and ouch sting.
Shazam: otay
At night
Obi: Typo is sleeping downstairs so no sane assassin would try that way. How's here?
Ani: Quiet as a tomb. I don't like quiet I want some action!
Obi: sh! You'll jinx us!
Ani explains the security
Ani: she covered the camera, I forgot it went two ways
Obi: so she lying in there?
Ani: yep all alone with only r2 seemingly unguarded…
Obi: wait… your using her as bait?!
Ani: so! I can sense anything going on in that room
Obi: It's too risky, we're both idiots…
Ani: I miss my mommy
Obi: You just can't trust those dam senators.
Ani: Palpitating is obviously a good-hearted man…
The assassin droid flies around as the two are talking and deposits the two evil worms into the room. After they perform a spectacular song and dance number complete with a jazz solo on the sax and a tap encore right in front of R2, they hide away.
Obi and Ani hear some excellent jazz music and start to swing dance, but realize that no one would play jazz at only 9 at night and rush in and smash those evil worms, before they hid away. In a fit of intelligence Obi hurls himself through glass and hangs on to the droid and it speeds away Ani feels up Ami and then rushes for a speeder Ani finally catches obi in his speeder
Shazam: 20000 points!
Obi: what took u so long?
Ani: well first I had to get in, I over shot it the first time. And then I had to line up the key with the little hole, that took a while and then….*the chase goes on
Obi: stop the ride I want to get off!
They land and Ani chases Zam into a bar.
Obi: Ani!
Ani: Me!
Obi: If you lose your lightsaber one more time I'll put it on a leash and attach it to you.
Ani: Sorry Master
Obi: that's right, * Ani rushes in * oy ve that boy puts pain in my heart where did I go wrong I thought I raised him well
Ani: I think he's a she, and I think she is a changeling and I think the changeling had a relationship with Tango
Obi to Ani: I will have a drink ha ha ha. Run along now * Ani sticks his tongue out at him
Sleazbaggno: You wanna buy some deathsticks?
Obi: you don't want to sell me deathsticks
Sleazebag: Uh that's why I asked
Obi: You want to go home and rethink your life
Sleazebag: um No I don't.
Ani misses Zam a few times, who hid behind a large purple twilek. Shazam sneaks up on Obi, who is making out with some girl. Obi catches the reflection of Shazam in the girl's eyes and turns around quickly, the shot kills the girl and not him, and he cuts ShaZam's arm off.
Zam: Ow! Hey man that's not cool!
Ani: Who hired you!
Zam: You guys are uncool!
Ani: Who hired you!
Zam: Dude my arm!
Ani: Who hired you!
Zam: It was * a mysterious poison dart zooms out of now where and kill Zam
Zam: I'm melting I'm melting how cruel the world…….
Elsewhere
Windu: well u two screwed up
Obi and Ani are silent
Windu: you both get separation time, Ani guards Ami and Obi finds out about the Baddies
Ani: Ami won't like this idea of hiding
Windu: who is the man in this relationship!?
Palpatine: I see you Ani becoming the best Jedi I could have and whacking countless others to make up for losing your mom
Ani: dude
Obi: Ani is too rash and arrogant.
Yoda: and where could he have learned this from …
Later
Ami: Jamb jar just deal with this whole thing, OK?
Jamb jar: mesaacceptthisegreatgreathonorwithmuymuyresponsibilityand…Ah…
Ami: shut up
Jamb jar: OK * he leaves
Ami: I don't like this idea of hiding
Ani: look at me
Ami: It's so childish.
Ani: look at me
Ami: I didn't spend 10 years of my life working against good just to run away
Ani: look at me
Ami: dude you've grown!
Ani: look at me oh what?
Ami: you're a big manly man now
Ani: u know u like it
Ami: don't look at me!
Ani: Obi is holding me back! He is as tall as Yoda and as smart as Windu…wait no the other way around but the point is that he's mean but he's like a dad to me but I hate him u know?
Ami: stop whining
Ani: I'm not whining!
Ami: of course your not
Ani: And stop calling me Annie…that's not my name…I'm a man now not a boy, my name is Anakin
Ami: ß it says 'Ani'
Ani: Man!
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate; a couple senators looked down. One planet, under that crafty old Count, has announced their intentions to secede from the Republic, dragging hundreds of others with it, as portrayed in a shiny new book found at B&N. This has made it difficult for the Jedi order to maintain peace; they already have a hard time populating Rhode Island. Senator Amidala is returning to Coruscant to decide whether or not it would be a good idea to help the population-challenged Jedi.
Ami: Are we there yet?
Typho: What could possibly…
Ami: Don't say it!
Typo: …go wrong now?
Ami: argh!
The Royal Starship lands delicately on the platform and the Queen and her assistants walk out. Suddenly an explosion erupts from the ship and blasts the Queen sky high and into the depths of the city, never to be seen again. The real Amidala looks on in horror.
Amidala: Oh. My. God.
Typo: Um, nothing to see here move along nothing to see…
People have now gathered in Palpatine's quarters.
Palpatine: I don't know how much longer I can hold of the vote my friends, I'm already taking 5 different kinds of medicine a day! Every bodies leaving!
Windu: if everybody leaves then, um 1800 minus 1800 is…
Palpitating: my negotiations will not fail! Nononnonono
Windu: if it comes to war, the Jedi are keepers of the peace, not soldiers SHAZAAM!
Palpitating: Oh Master Yoda… will it really come to war?
Yoda: I can't see… the dark side has put a sock over my little head
Windu: maybe u should take it off…
Amidala enters
Palpatine: Oh my lovely little queen, it gives me great joy to my pace maker to see you again, alive and well,
Amidala: Ew you perv! * She slaps him, he is sent to the corner and Windu assumes command
Windu: Queen Amidala, I must address my… oh I can't do this * he kneels to her eye level* you must realize that their aren't enough Jedi to protect the republic is there is a full scale war
Amidala: Well suck it up! *She punches him in the stomach and he keels over* I'm her to vote and vote I shall. All voting will be dome by me and I will do the voting! rarararara etc.
Windu: * gasp * perhaps it would be wise to get a leeeetle more protection from 2 Jedi, say Obi and Ani? Come on, they rhyme!
Corde whispers to Borde: She could use some lovin'
Amidala's penthouse, in the upper east blocks
Obi and Ani ride in the elevator
Obi to Ani: stop sweating…you're sick!
Obi and Ani arrive in the penthouse Ani slicks back his hair
Jar jar: heysamesasoahappsietoseeyalgain!
Amidala: Ani? Is that really you? Hold on. *she takes out a monocle and peers through it* It is you! Why when I last saw you were yay high
Obi: We are so sorry about Corde
Amidala: Bah she had it coming
Obi: OK well we are here to protect
Amidala: Protect-shmotect! I want answers and I want them now! No wait its all Kooku's fault. He must die! It must be died by him, if anyone's going to die it is Kooku! ARRRGGGHH *she rolls around on the floor foaming at the mouth Ani joins her
Obi: Ani!
Ami: Ani!
Ani: Ami!
Obi pulls him up
Ani: I'll find these people and then I'll crack open a can of whoop-
Obi backhands him: Don't disagree with me! We're here to guard her!
Ani: Your mean!
Obi: Shut up!
Ani: No! they fail their arms around a bit and bellow and butt their head together and finally stop panting, Ami soon stops too. Ami pops up amazingly clean and neat,
Ami: if you excuse me, I must retire. She leaves
Door jar: Mesasohappsietoseeyallgainitsallbadnowallbad
Ani: whatever, she didn't pay attention to me at all
Jamb jar: shesahappsiemesahappsieweallsahappise
Obi: Think good, not bad
Ani: yes my master
Obi: you know I like it like that
Typo: I'm sorry to break up the whole psycho act here but I'm going to patrol uselessly downstairs for a while so, ta!
Jango: what happened
Zam: I used a missile but I hit the decoy
Tango: how many points?
Shazam: only 1300
Tango: Next time go for Ami, she is worth 40000 points. Use these, *gives her wormguys * they have and ouch sting.
Shazam: otay
At night
Obi: Typo is sleeping downstairs so no sane assassin would try that way. How's here?
Ani: Quiet as a tomb. I don't like quiet I want some action!
Obi: sh! You'll jinx us!
Ani explains the security
Ani: she covered the camera, I forgot it went two ways
Obi: so she lying in there?
Ani: yep all alone with only r2 seemingly unguarded…
Obi: wait… your using her as bait?!
Ani: so! I can sense anything going on in that room
Obi: It's too risky, we're both idiots…
Ani: I miss my mommy
Obi: You just can't trust those dam senators.
Ani: Palpitating is obviously a good-hearted man…
The assassin droid flies around as the two are talking and deposits the two evil worms into the room. After they perform a spectacular song and dance number complete with a jazz solo on the sax and a tap encore right in front of R2, they hide away.
Obi and Ani hear some excellent jazz music and start to swing dance, but realize that no one would play jazz at only 9 at night and rush in and smash those evil worms, before they hid away. In a fit of intelligence Obi hurls himself through glass and hangs on to the droid and it speeds away Ani feels up Ami and then rushes for a speeder Ani finally catches obi in his speeder
Shazam: 20000 points!
Obi: what took u so long?
Ani: well first I had to get in, I over shot it the first time. And then I had to line up the key with the little hole, that took a while and then….*the chase goes on
Obi: stop the ride I want to get off!
They land and Ani chases Zam into a bar.
Obi: Ani!
Ani: Me!
Obi: If you lose your lightsaber one more time I'll put it on a leash and attach it to you.
Ani: Sorry Master
Obi: that's right, * Ani rushes in * oy ve that boy puts pain in my heart where did I go wrong I thought I raised him well
Ani: I think he's a she, and I think she is a changeling and I think the changeling had a relationship with Tango
Obi to Ani: I will have a drink ha ha ha. Run along now * Ani sticks his tongue out at him
Sleazbaggno: You wanna buy some deathsticks?
Obi: you don't want to sell me deathsticks
Sleazebag: Uh that's why I asked
Obi: You want to go home and rethink your life
Sleazebag: um No I don't.
Ani misses Zam a few times, who hid behind a large purple twilek. Shazam sneaks up on Obi, who is making out with some girl. Obi catches the reflection of Shazam in the girl's eyes and turns around quickly, the shot kills the girl and not him, and he cuts ShaZam's arm off.
Zam: Ow! Hey man that's not cool!
Ani: Who hired you!
Zam: You guys are uncool!
Ani: Who hired you!
Zam: Dude my arm!
Ani: Who hired you!
Zam: It was * a mysterious poison dart zooms out of now where and kill Zam
Zam: I'm melting I'm melting how cruel the world…….
Elsewhere
Windu: well u two screwed up
Obi and Ani are silent
Windu: you both get separation time, Ani guards Ami and Obi finds out about the Baddies
Ani: Ami won't like this idea of hiding
Windu: who is the man in this relationship!?
Palpatine: I see you Ani becoming the best Jedi I could have and whacking countless others to make up for losing your mom
Ani: dude
Obi: Ani is too rash and arrogant.
Yoda: and where could he have learned this from …
Later
Ami: Jamb jar just deal with this whole thing, OK?
Jamb jar: mesaacceptthisegreatgreathonorwithmuymuyresponsibilityand…Ah…
Ami: shut up
Jamb jar: OK * he leaves
Ami: I don't like this idea of hiding
Ani: look at me
Ami: It's so childish.
Ani: look at me
Ami: I didn't spend 10 years of my life working against good just to run away
Ani: look at me
Ami: dude you've grown!
Ani: look at me oh what?
Ami: you're a big manly man now
Ani: u know u like it
Ami: don't look at me!
Ani: Obi is holding me back! He is as tall as Yoda and as smart as Windu…wait no the other way around but the point is that he's mean but he's like a dad to me but I hate him u know?
Ami: stop whining
Ani: I'm not whining!
Ami: of course your not
Ani: And stop calling me Annie…that's not my name…I'm a man now not a boy, my name is Anakin
Ami: ß it says 'Ani'
Ani: Man!
