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On the bus where the people leave each other
Obi: May the force be with you
Ani: I would say 'and also with u' but I have to be different and strange
Dorm: boohoo
Ami: hey sister what's the prob?
Dorme: What's the problem! The decoys are getting killed off! And I'm a decoy!
Ani and Ami leave Typo and Obi
Ani: don't worry r2 will protect us…..r2?
Obi: I hope they don't fool around, I mean, don't do anything foolish
Typo: don't worry she's got protection, I mean, she can protect her self, but I think Ami would be the one with wild ideas
In Dex's Diner
Waitress Droid: Some hunk here to see you Dex
Dex: Obi!
Obi: Dex!
They hug, Obi destroys his robe.
Obi: I have a dart that no one can identify, can u help me?
Dex: That's because no one looks at funny looking cuts on the side, oooo wow hey Jo waddaya know? this here is one of those kamino xyber darts ar ar
Obi: wonder why our droids couldn't tell me that?
Dex: cause they're idiots
Obi: well if droids could think then we'd be running for our lives screaming our heads off… hmmm, kamino? Where's that?
Dex: they be cloners, that them are, on the outer rim arr arr, they be strange ones arr, not too friendly
Obi: ?
Dex: depends on how good your manners are, on the size of you pocket book harhar
Obi: o…..k…… thanks by
In the Library
Obi walks around and looks at a statue, he touches it and it crumbles, he walks away quickly.
Librarian: How may I help u?
Obi: I'm looking for a planet Kamino, all scientific and hard data says it should be right here at these exact coordinates but its not in the comp
Jocasta: oh dearie me now where could it be? *she looks in the comp
Jocasta: Well if it's no tin our files it doesn't Exists you imbecile now get out of my library! * She beats him with a broom till he leaves. She turns to a frightened boy.
Jocasta: Yes?
ON the freighter ship
Server droid: 'ey u! No droids!
R2: beep beep (beeps indicate censors not his usual sounds)
Ami: it must be difficult being a bachelor I mean Jedi
Ani: ya u cant do a lot of people I mean things but people are things so I found a loophole so u might say Jedi are encouraged to be wild party animals
Ami: bah
Ani: You haven't changed a bit
Ami: Hello! Earth to Ani, its been 10 years and I've grown 2 inches!
Yoda's teaching room
Yoda: use the force let it flow through u like a large pointy object, no Timmy don't give to hate noooo!
One less student, obi comes in
Yoda: obi! Meet the mighty bear clan
Kid: we gonna rip u from limb to limb
Obi: I can't find my plaaaannnet whine whine * he puts in the map display thing
Yoda: ohno! Master kenobi has lost a planet! Find it we must! How embarrassing it is! How embarrassing. Mighty bear clan? What is kenobi? All together now
All: a loser!
Obi hangs his head
Obi: according to all hard evidence it should be right here next to my extended middle finger
Yoda: Can anyone help him? Anyone? Anyone at all! Please I waste 6 hours I day teaching you...never mind yes Paul?
Paul: well an old Jedi obviously erased the files on the planet kamino so that wen he left the order he could hide there in seclusion and bring down the galaxy as we know it!
Obi: but who could do this master Yoda!
Yoda: I don't know, much meditating this will take
Ami and Ani land on Naboo
Ami: I was the bestest queen they ever had and I was obviously on something when I declined their offer to change their whole world for me but any way…
At Queen jamila's
Jamila: buzz buzz
Ami: hallo
Bibble: I can't believe everyone just forgot about nute gunray!
Jamila: the day we stop believing in democracy is the day when the four horsemen of the apocalypse run me over buzz I am very concerned about yall you should find some where safe to stay buzz
Ami: Oo! I know this lovely little lakeside retreat where…
Ani: Ex scuuuuuze moi ma'am but I'm the head of security here
Ami: …you can get a bed and breakfast and I used to hang out with all my friends there it's very nice and pretty
Babble: I know! I'll say exactly what I said in Episode 1
Obi flies to Kamino and arrives at the city. He runs to the door but gets soaking wet anyway. An alien greets him
Tuan We: Hello I am Tuan We. We were expecting you Obi wan Kenobi. I know exactly what you going to say next and yes it was a long flight, so 2 doors down on your left.
When Obi came back:
Obi: I'm expected?
We: Yes, and after all these year we were being to think you very rude.
Tuan We took Obi to Lama Su
Su: You will be utterly delighted to hear we are on schedule. Aren't you proud of our vast clone army for the republic, ordered by a Jedi council man ten years ago. and the first shipment that is now ready? You are aware that Sypho Dyas did this, no?
Obi: Oh. My. God. Can I, um, see these clones?
At the lake side retreat
Ami: This place is so lovely, I used to hang out with my friends here, and we'd swim to the island and sunbathe there, and try to guess the birds from the calls we heard. Then we'd take off all our clothes and run around and burn incense and paint our bodies with weird symbols and then…
Ani: nice back
Ami: what?
Ani: never mind go on
Ami: this place is great the sand is so soft
Ani: I hate the sand! Its hard and gritty and gets in your eyes and then you mess up a few wires and the droid goes on a Jawa killing spree and everyone gets mad at you… Here everything is so soft, smooth, creamy, and buttery…* Ani grabs Ami and gives her a giant bear hug, he pushes her and she falls over the balcony and into the lake
Ani *not noticing Ami *: I shouldn't have done that
In the cloning lab
Tuan We: Here we speed up the lifetimes of the clones to about half the original times, and because of this we have to send them to prep school, or a torture chamber, which ever you prefer, where we beam lots of stuff into their tiny little brains!
Obi: Hm, the Jedi order is like a prep school…
We: Aren't they magnificent? We modified their genes to make them more obedient than the original host. The original DNA donor is a bounty hunter whom we keep here, Now get this: besides his usual pay he only wanted one thing, an originally unmodified clone for himself! Isn't that odd?
Obi: What a nasty bad man
We: we let him out a few times though, so we can change the sheets
Obi: Can I see this, Mr. Fett?
We: k!
The picnic
Mr. Sheffield: Where's Amidala?
Ms. Fine: Oh I let her go on a picnic with Anakin
Mr. Sheffield: You what?!
Ms Fine: Don't worry don't worry I told her to wait half an hour after eating before doing any physical activities
Mr. Sheffield: What's that's suppose to mean?!
Ms. Fine: Oyve calm down! I got grandma yetta to talk to her!, wait maybe that's not such a good idea… yetta What did u say to Ami?
Yetta: I told her… Go for it!
Mr. Sheffield: MS FINE!!!!!!
The real picnic
Ami: What are you going to do? Use one of your Jedi mind tricks on me?
Ani: Yes
Ami: His name was Palo and he had big dreamy eyes and curly brown hair…
Ani: OK I get the picture.
Ami: a bit older, very cute, we played doctor…
Ani: Too much! What happened to him?
Ami: He became an artist
Ani: so he starved… I don't think the system works
Ami: so what would you do?
Ani: I'd become a tyrant and a symbol of death and fear
Ami: Interesting
Ami runs, Ani chases her. Ani jumps on shaak. Shaak jumps on Ani. Ani doesn't move, Ami checks, he still doesn't move, medics are called…
On the bus where the people leave each other
Obi: May the force be with you
Ani: I would say 'and also with u' but I have to be different and strange
Dorm: boohoo
Ami: hey sister what's the prob?
Dorme: What's the problem! The decoys are getting killed off! And I'm a decoy!
Ani and Ami leave Typo and Obi
Ani: don't worry r2 will protect us…..r2?
Obi: I hope they don't fool around, I mean, don't do anything foolish
Typo: don't worry she's got protection, I mean, she can protect her self, but I think Ami would be the one with wild ideas
In Dex's Diner
Waitress Droid: Some hunk here to see you Dex
Dex: Obi!
Obi: Dex!
They hug, Obi destroys his robe.
Obi: I have a dart that no one can identify, can u help me?
Dex: That's because no one looks at funny looking cuts on the side, oooo wow hey Jo waddaya know? this here is one of those kamino xyber darts ar ar
Obi: wonder why our droids couldn't tell me that?
Dex: cause they're idiots
Obi: well if droids could think then we'd be running for our lives screaming our heads off… hmmm, kamino? Where's that?
Dex: they be cloners, that them are, on the outer rim arr arr, they be strange ones arr, not too friendly
Obi: ?
Dex: depends on how good your manners are, on the size of you pocket book harhar
Obi: o…..k…… thanks by
In the Library
Obi walks around and looks at a statue, he touches it and it crumbles, he walks away quickly.
Librarian: How may I help u?
Obi: I'm looking for a planet Kamino, all scientific and hard data says it should be right here at these exact coordinates but its not in the comp
Jocasta: oh dearie me now where could it be? *she looks in the comp
Jocasta: Well if it's no tin our files it doesn't Exists you imbecile now get out of my library! * She beats him with a broom till he leaves. She turns to a frightened boy.
Jocasta: Yes?
ON the freighter ship
Server droid: 'ey u! No droids!
R2: beep beep (beeps indicate censors not his usual sounds)
Ami: it must be difficult being a bachelor I mean Jedi
Ani: ya u cant do a lot of people I mean things but people are things so I found a loophole so u might say Jedi are encouraged to be wild party animals
Ami: bah
Ani: You haven't changed a bit
Ami: Hello! Earth to Ani, its been 10 years and I've grown 2 inches!
Yoda's teaching room
Yoda: use the force let it flow through u like a large pointy object, no Timmy don't give to hate noooo!
One less student, obi comes in
Yoda: obi! Meet the mighty bear clan
Kid: we gonna rip u from limb to limb
Obi: I can't find my plaaaannnet whine whine * he puts in the map display thing
Yoda: ohno! Master kenobi has lost a planet! Find it we must! How embarrassing it is! How embarrassing. Mighty bear clan? What is kenobi? All together now
All: a loser!
Obi hangs his head
Obi: according to all hard evidence it should be right here next to my extended middle finger
Yoda: Can anyone help him? Anyone? Anyone at all! Please I waste 6 hours I day teaching you...never mind yes Paul?
Paul: well an old Jedi obviously erased the files on the planet kamino so that wen he left the order he could hide there in seclusion and bring down the galaxy as we know it!
Obi: but who could do this master Yoda!
Yoda: I don't know, much meditating this will take
Ami and Ani land on Naboo
Ami: I was the bestest queen they ever had and I was obviously on something when I declined their offer to change their whole world for me but any way…
At Queen jamila's
Jamila: buzz buzz
Ami: hallo
Bibble: I can't believe everyone just forgot about nute gunray!
Jamila: the day we stop believing in democracy is the day when the four horsemen of the apocalypse run me over buzz I am very concerned about yall you should find some where safe to stay buzz
Ami: Oo! I know this lovely little lakeside retreat where…
Ani: Ex scuuuuuze moi ma'am but I'm the head of security here
Ami: …you can get a bed and breakfast and I used to hang out with all my friends there it's very nice and pretty
Babble: I know! I'll say exactly what I said in Episode 1
Obi flies to Kamino and arrives at the city. He runs to the door but gets soaking wet anyway. An alien greets him
Tuan We: Hello I am Tuan We. We were expecting you Obi wan Kenobi. I know exactly what you going to say next and yes it was a long flight, so 2 doors down on your left.
When Obi came back:
Obi: I'm expected?
We: Yes, and after all these year we were being to think you very rude.
Tuan We took Obi to Lama Su
Su: You will be utterly delighted to hear we are on schedule. Aren't you proud of our vast clone army for the republic, ordered by a Jedi council man ten years ago. and the first shipment that is now ready? You are aware that Sypho Dyas did this, no?
Obi: Oh. My. God. Can I, um, see these clones?
At the lake side retreat
Ami: This place is so lovely, I used to hang out with my friends here, and we'd swim to the island and sunbathe there, and try to guess the birds from the calls we heard. Then we'd take off all our clothes and run around and burn incense and paint our bodies with weird symbols and then…
Ani: nice back
Ami: what?
Ani: never mind go on
Ami: this place is great the sand is so soft
Ani: I hate the sand! Its hard and gritty and gets in your eyes and then you mess up a few wires and the droid goes on a Jawa killing spree and everyone gets mad at you… Here everything is so soft, smooth, creamy, and buttery…* Ani grabs Ami and gives her a giant bear hug, he pushes her and she falls over the balcony and into the lake
Ani *not noticing Ami *: I shouldn't have done that
In the cloning lab
Tuan We: Here we speed up the lifetimes of the clones to about half the original times, and because of this we have to send them to prep school, or a torture chamber, which ever you prefer, where we beam lots of stuff into their tiny little brains!
Obi: Hm, the Jedi order is like a prep school…
We: Aren't they magnificent? We modified their genes to make them more obedient than the original host. The original DNA donor is a bounty hunter whom we keep here, Now get this: besides his usual pay he only wanted one thing, an originally unmodified clone for himself! Isn't that odd?
Obi: What a nasty bad man
We: we let him out a few times though, so we can change the sheets
Obi: Can I see this, Mr. Fett?
We: k!
The picnic
Mr. Sheffield: Where's Amidala?
Ms. Fine: Oh I let her go on a picnic with Anakin
Mr. Sheffield: You what?!
Ms Fine: Don't worry don't worry I told her to wait half an hour after eating before doing any physical activities
Mr. Sheffield: What's that's suppose to mean?!
Ms. Fine: Oyve calm down! I got grandma yetta to talk to her!, wait maybe that's not such a good idea… yetta What did u say to Ami?
Yetta: I told her… Go for it!
Mr. Sheffield: MS FINE!!!!!!
The real picnic
Ami: What are you going to do? Use one of your Jedi mind tricks on me?
Ani: Yes
Ami: His name was Palo and he had big dreamy eyes and curly brown hair…
Ani: OK I get the picture.
Ami: a bit older, very cute, we played doctor…
Ani: Too much! What happened to him?
Ami: He became an artist
Ani: so he starved… I don't think the system works
Ami: so what would you do?
Ani: I'd become a tyrant and a symbol of death and fear
Ami: Interesting
Ami runs, Ani chases her. Ani jumps on shaak. Shaak jumps on Ani. Ani doesn't move, Ami checks, he still doesn't move, medics are called…
