Chapter 3! i worked on this for so long and got the screenplay from Simply Scripts! review review review!

In Jango's penthouse
We: O hello Boba is Jango home?
Boba: yup come in, Dad people are here!
Jango: k!
Jango comes out in a kiss the cook apron
Jango: yes?
Obi: You must be very proud of your clones.
Jango: I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe. *wipes food from apron
Obi: Ever heard of a man called Sypho Dyas?
Jango: No
Obi: Really…
Jango: I was employed by a man named Tyrannus.
Obi: oh? Well did you ever do jobs for him?
Jango: I go out a bit
Obi: Ever go out as far as Coruscant at a bar at 10 at night!
Jango: 10:28
Obi: Aha!
Jango: oba'bay lose'cay he'tay oor'day
Obi: Your momma! Are you proud of your clones?
Tango: They'll do their job well
They stand still for a moment, sizing each other up giving each other the evil eye.
Obi: Pick you up at 8.
Jango: Make it 7 we'll have drinks (don't kill the author!)


At the lake:
Evening
Ani floats the fruit around in front off Ami, and force pushes her shoulder
Ami: OOPS I've slipped *she fixes her strap * o! there it goes again, and again and the other one! And … hey! * Ani stops and whistles
Ani: If Obi saw me do this, he'd be very jealous
Later
Ani: there have been so many times to day where I was just so turned on by you that I want to marry u and luv u for ever! I love you! … hey don't leave me hanging! We could keep it a secret!
Ami: But we cant! Is would rip out our hearts and stomp on them and shred them to tiny pieces!
Ani: I don't care!
Ami: Nonono
Ani: Yesyesyes
Ami: nonono
Ani: we could keep it a secret
Ami: I gossip too much


Obi sending a message to the Jedi temple
Obi: Ohno! There's a giant clone army made for the republic that no one wanted by an old Jedi who left and is a very bad man and they'll be a war and everyone will be upset and people gonna die boohoo sobsobsob
Yoda: ereht ereht
Windu: Its OK once u put the smack down on Jango and bring his candy @ss over here everything will be better yo!
Yoda: sdrawkcab gnikaeps mi
Windu: aren't u talking this backwards talk too far?
Yoda: !on


Night
Ani: no..no!..mom…no..no. huff huff … wakka wakka
Morning
Ani: don't go, your presence is soothing * Ami pushes him off the balcony
Ami: shut up! * she sleeps 2 more hours
Ani: my mom sniff is in danger sniff I have to go but I cant but I have to but I cant o woe is me
Ami: shape up u wuss and follow me!


Obi runs to get Jango
Obi: You must accompany me to Coruscant where u will be subject to Info extraction please follow
Obi turns and walks away, after a while Jango and Boba burst into laughter and fly off
Obi: Doh! Forgot the mind trick
Obi hops into his ship and goes after them


On tatooine
Ani: Watto! Where is my mother!
Watto: Argh! U a Jedi! I didn't do it, it was an accident I was just cleaning the thing and …hey its lill' Ani how ya doin? Que pasa!
Ani: Where's shmi!
Watto: perhaps u could do me a little favor, after all, we're family
Ani: shmi!
Watto: fine, I sold her, but I heard she is married and fed too! Far away too bad
Ani: Shmi! Where!
Watto: okok! I got some papers in the back


Obi Vs Jango in space yatta yatta moving on
On the geoplanet
Obi: Egad! Alotta trade federation ships around here! How strange…


At the lars' residence
Ani: Where's my mommy!
C3po: yah… about that
Cliegg: I'm sorry she was romping around in the sun when they spotted her 5 miles off and walked over, hit her over the head and dragged her off slowly, me and the guys were playing poker so we didn't notice till it was too late, I kinda extended the game by betting my leg, but as u can see…
Ani: argh!
Ami: deep breathes deep breaths
Ani takes a swoop bike to the tuskens


Obi sneaks in the big ol' hive thing and listens in on the meeting of Kooku and the other people
Kooku: Attendance!
Intergalactic banking clan:
IBC: Adsum!
Kooku: Commerce Guild!
CG: Adsum!
Dooku: Corporate Alliance!
CA: Adsum
Dooku: techo union boom shakalakaqumquatjizzijizzishazaam errweeoppgrrwowzipzapzop!
techo union boom shakalakaqumquatjizzijizzishazaam errweeoppgrrwowzipzapzop!: yo
Dooku: great! With our powers combined I am captain separatist!
Obi: OH NO!


Ani finds shmi and holds her in his arms
Shmi: I………..luv……….ack………….i…………..ackk…………rosebud. *she dies
Ani: noooooooooooo!!!! It's not true that's impossible bawlbawl * he bursts out of the tent and corners a little tusken child
Ani: first you killed my father! Then u killed my mother ! I now u have come for me
Child: eep?
Ani: not today! * he goes on a wild killing spree


In the temple
Yoda: oy! I have such I migraine! That boy is giving me a pain in my heart
Windu : Ah Yoda!
Yoda; I swear Anakin is so much trouble and If I'm lying may I never live to stand underneath your wedding canopy
Windu: Yoda! You're overreacting!
Yoda: I'm in pain! That's it I'm going to jump * he hobbles to the window
Windu: everyday you're going to jump! You're not going to guilt me this time
Yoda: Here I go!
Windu: Yoda please!
Yoda: I'm going to jump!
Windu: all right al ready jump! * he force pushes Yoda out
Yoda: may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits, aaaiiiieeeeeee!


Geonausea
Obi: Ani? Ani where are you? Ani, you my only hope!
Obi transmits message for relay to Ani r2 receives it and brings it Ami
Ami: I'm so sorry about your mother
Ani: bah she had it coming
Ani proceeds to rant, rave and cry about a whole bunch of stuff not worth my time. In the end Ani is a very bad nasty man.


Geonausea
Obi to Palpitating Windu Yoda bail organa Ani Ami etc. in the hologram
Obi: Kooku has created an evil separatist army that bad man and we're in deep podoo now! The trade federation is here…wait ohno! *obi moves of screen and a strange red chubby creature takes his place, it has a TV stomach and a strange antenna…
Palpatine: this does not forebode well
Windu: we are blind
Yoda: I'm gonna jump!
Ani: I've got to help him but I have to stay here and protect u decisions decisions
Ami: well u can protect me on Geonausea duh
Ani: Aha!
C3po: oh me oh my oh no I've never been on a space ship befo'


Croissant
Palpating: The end of the galaxy us near! The only solution is if Jamb Jar saves us all!
In Senate chamber
Jamb Jar: mesasuggestaclonearmytoahelpinthisaboombangwar!
Palpitating: I got him wrapped around my little finger!


In obis cell prison
Kooku: Egad! Ehu! What's going on here! This is a terrible horrid mistake! Madness I tell you! MADNESS!
Obi: you'll never get away with this
Kooku: oh but it appears I have 'a 'a 'a
Obi: I know people! You'll be sorry
Kooku: I'll petition for your freedom, maybe. What is a Jedi doing out here!
Obi: I'm tracking a bounty hunter named Tango Fetish, do you know him?
Kooku: Yes
Obi: Oh, oh well I thought you would, never mind then.
Kooku: Quigon would help me!
Obi: Don't talk about my daddy like that!
Kooku: I'll let u free if u join me and all the powers of 'ell!!!!!
Obi: May all your daughters grow up to be spinsters!
Kooku: Oh yah? Well maybe I'll just keep u here as a collectable! Muhahahahahah*chough!