Chapter 4! hopefully you noticed all the names i twisted like Palpitating and Jamb Jar...
On Ami's ship
Ami: look a vent
Ani: where?
Ami: dive! Dive dive dive!
Down below Ani and Ami go in,
C3po: What do u mean we should follow him and possibly help them out in a tight spot!…what do u know?…I'm a human protocol droid and u are …a …a garbage pail!….oh idiot!
Inside with Ami and Ani
Ami: the walls are moving…
Ani: Hm… *he pokes the wall and bugs come squirming out, they escape into a classic scene from A New Hope
C3po: Oh my goodness! Machines creating machines! How Perverse!
Later
C3po: oh thank the maker for a minute there I thought u wanted to kill me…
Later
C3p0: o 'ell!
C3p0: my head! Who's got my head!? I'm so confused!
In the end Ani and Ami get caught.
Senate Chamber
People: Vote Now! Vote Now! Order Order!
Jamb Jar: inresponsototheimmediatethreattodarepublic…isuggestweletpalpatinebecometheemperor!
All: Huzzah!
Palpatine: I love you guys and I promise to never become an evil sadistic man! And now I will create a big army to kill lots of people!
Yoda: I must go see these clones for myself, they're all the rage
Windu: I will take 2% of our forces to Geonausea , which is really dumb, since the total amount of Jedi can be taken by all the new Yorkers
Yoda: What is this neeew yorc?
Dungeon with Ani and Ami
Ami: I've been dying a little bit everyday since I met you
Ani: You should go see a doctor
Later
Ani: well this is a fix we're in *the bugs chain em
Ami: Oo! It reminds me of a time with an old boyfriend…
A bug zaps her to be quiet
Ani: Nono I want to hear this! * but the moment is gone
Ami: before we die I just want to tell u one thing…
Ani: yes?
Ami : I want to drag u to my lair and then…
But the crowd goes wild and drowns out what she says as the enter the arena
Obi: What are u doing here?
Ani: we came to rescue u
Obi: A+
The bugs chain them to the pole and Ami slips a key
Obi: OK I'll escape and u stay her…
Ani: But what about Ami?
Obi: she seems to be on top of things
Ami: always am!
Ani: But Obi your all tied up!
Obi: not the first time
The gates open and 3 vile creatures come out: a jiggly puff, Barney, and a Furby the crowd goes wild
The jiggly puff draws its marker and hurls its self at obi, he ducks and the chain breaks under the mighty marker and he is free. The furby jumps at Ami snapping its beak but she whacks it away with a chain, but not before it cuts her shirt into a fashionable bikini.
Ani is too busy staring at Ami to notice Barney racing to hug him but at the last instance he jumps and lands on Barney's back, who smash into the pole. the jigglypuff puffs up at obiwan and knocks down the column to show his might! obi pales…
Obi grabs a spear from a picador and Jigglypuff pounds the picador into oblivion. HE throws the spear at pokemon and it hits the puff. Jigglypuff starts to deflate like a balloon and flies around the arena, getting rid of countless droids and bugs.
Ami kicks the Furby sky-high.
Nute gunray: hey! That's … they… she cant do that! Time out time out! Cant u shoot her or something?
Ani convinces Barney to hug the furby and that is the end of the Furby. Obi jumps on the Barney
Kooku: na ah watch this * the teletubbies bounce out and surround obi Ani and Ami on Barney
Footsteps are heard Kooku turns around
Kooku: Windu.
Windu is dressed in dark glasses and black trench coat with a chain he holds Jango hostage with a disproportionate lightsaber.
Windu: this party's over, * Jedi pop up everywhere* cause I'm gonna put the smack down on your candy @ss!!
Kooku: natch
Big bad droids come to Windu and fire at him, he deflects and jumps over the balcony as Jango flames him
The whole battle ensues chaos erupts there are bugs droids Jedi everywhere
Ani: I thought u were going to negotiate
Ami: these are aggressive nego- ah 'ell I'm gonna put the smack down on their candy @ss!!
Ani: whip it to me
C3p0: Die Jedi die! Oh me did I say that? I kinda liked it!
The jigglypuff sneaks up on obiwan
Droid: uhoh danger!
Droid2: mr.rogers mr.rogers!
Obiwan turns around and sees the infuriated puff, he kicks it sky high
The Barney catches Jango and envelops him in a big hug, he then races for Windu, but Windu whacks off his tail, in a craze Barney tries to kiss Jango but he shoots him down. Windu charges Jango and lops off his head, which sails into Boba's lap, Boba faints
Later the people are surrounded and Ani realizes he is surrounded by beautiful Jedi who obviously want him
Kooku; I give u one last choice surrender, or die
All Jedi: Ni!
Kooku: I am sorry old friend but then u must die
Ami: Everyone look!
They all look
Ani: it's a bird it's a plane its master Yoda!
Yoda: I'm going to jump! A congo line around the survivors create!
The ships blow up everyone and all the important people leave, big battle now droids Vs clones
Inside the secret room
Poogle the Lesser: where did they get so great an army!
Everyone: Retreat!
Dock: I will take these very secret hush hush plans with me
Yoda: to the forward center command take me! … a strawberry daqiuri fix me! It must not be gotten away by Kooku!
Ani: Blow up that ship!
Obi: Good call!
Yoda: that ship blow up! *it goes down, dust everywhere, very dramatic and cool battles scenes?
Obi: better call!
Ani: suck up
Ami: Look Kooku!
Obi: Get him!
Clone: We didn't bring enough bang-bang sticks!
Ami and clone fall out
Ani: NOOOOOOOOOO! Go back I got to get her stop the ship!
Obi: *slaps Ani * pull yourself together man!
Droids retreat
Yoda: very good. huff, bring me my ship!
Ami: we gotta go back!
Clone: Mr. rogers!
Obi and Ani catch up with Kooku in the ship hangar
Ani: You're going to have to pay for all the Jedi you killed! And you know how little Jedi we have already! You wiped out 2% of our forces!
Obi: You go slooooowly and then I'll do…
Ani: no I get him now!
Kooku whips out a giant bat and hits Ani, hurling him across the room
Kooku: Home run!
Kooku and Obi spar, Obi gets poked in the tummy and faints
Kooku moves in for the kill but Ani comes in from right field and blocks him
Ani and Kooku spar
Ani loses an arm, Kooku moves in to kill them both
Yoda: not so fast bucko!
Kooku: Who said that!
Yoda: Down here!
They force spar
Yoda: the dark side I sense in you
They lightsaber spar
Yoda: you fight well my old padawan
Kooku knocks down a large column
Kooku: And now it is time for the evil sadistic decision! Get the villain for the greater good? or save your friends? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
As Yoda save Obi and Ani, Kooku gets away, Yoda walks over
Yoda: Hey! Your not Kooku! I was supposed to get him not save you!
Obi: you wont regret this!
The ship flies away, Ami fires at it, reenacting a great scene from Empire Strikes back
Croissant
Dock: the force is with us, I have the plans and the war has begun
Sidious: everything is going as planned, heeeheeeheeheeehee
Jedi Temple
Obi: is it true what Kooku said, about the Sith winning?
Yoda: don't know, he's very untrustworthy
Windu: where's Ani?
Obi: escorting Ami to naboo…I have to admit, without the clones, it would not have been a victory
Yoda: victory? Victory do you say? There are now only 9,000 Jedi in the galaxy with trillions of trillions of people! Shut up boy! Begun this clone war has.
Many senators look on in wonder or disgust as thousands of clones board ships.
Far off Ani and Ami have a romantic marriage and a honeymoon not fit for a pg13 fic.
THE END
So that's all i hoped you liked it a lot! i hope it brightens your day!
Ta ta for now!
Yoda: It must be reviewed by you!
On Ami's ship
Ami: look a vent
Ani: where?
Ami: dive! Dive dive dive!
Down below Ani and Ami go in,
C3po: What do u mean we should follow him and possibly help them out in a tight spot!…what do u know?…I'm a human protocol droid and u are …a …a garbage pail!….oh idiot!
Inside with Ami and Ani
Ami: the walls are moving…
Ani: Hm… *he pokes the wall and bugs come squirming out, they escape into a classic scene from A New Hope
C3po: Oh my goodness! Machines creating machines! How Perverse!
Later
C3po: oh thank the maker for a minute there I thought u wanted to kill me…
Later
C3p0: o 'ell!
C3p0: my head! Who's got my head!? I'm so confused!
In the end Ani and Ami get caught.
Senate Chamber
People: Vote Now! Vote Now! Order Order!
Jamb Jar: inresponsototheimmediatethreattodarepublic…isuggestweletpalpatinebecometheemperor!
All: Huzzah!
Palpatine: I love you guys and I promise to never become an evil sadistic man! And now I will create a big army to kill lots of people!
Yoda: I must go see these clones for myself, they're all the rage
Windu: I will take 2% of our forces to Geonausea , which is really dumb, since the total amount of Jedi can be taken by all the new Yorkers
Yoda: What is this neeew yorc?
Dungeon with Ani and Ami
Ami: I've been dying a little bit everyday since I met you
Ani: You should go see a doctor
Later
Ani: well this is a fix we're in *the bugs chain em
Ami: Oo! It reminds me of a time with an old boyfriend…
A bug zaps her to be quiet
Ani: Nono I want to hear this! * but the moment is gone
Ami: before we die I just want to tell u one thing…
Ani: yes?
Ami : I want to drag u to my lair and then…
But the crowd goes wild and drowns out what she says as the enter the arena
Obi: What are u doing here?
Ani: we came to rescue u
Obi: A+
The bugs chain them to the pole and Ami slips a key
Obi: OK I'll escape and u stay her…
Ani: But what about Ami?
Obi: she seems to be on top of things
Ami: always am!
Ani: But Obi your all tied up!
Obi: not the first time
The gates open and 3 vile creatures come out: a jiggly puff, Barney, and a Furby the crowd goes wild
The jiggly puff draws its marker and hurls its self at obi, he ducks and the chain breaks under the mighty marker and he is free. The furby jumps at Ami snapping its beak but she whacks it away with a chain, but not before it cuts her shirt into a fashionable bikini.
Ani is too busy staring at Ami to notice Barney racing to hug him but at the last instance he jumps and lands on Barney's back, who smash into the pole. the jigglypuff puffs up at obiwan and knocks down the column to show his might! obi pales…
Obi grabs a spear from a picador and Jigglypuff pounds the picador into oblivion. HE throws the spear at pokemon and it hits the puff. Jigglypuff starts to deflate like a balloon and flies around the arena, getting rid of countless droids and bugs.
Ami kicks the Furby sky-high.
Nute gunray: hey! That's … they… she cant do that! Time out time out! Cant u shoot her or something?
Ani convinces Barney to hug the furby and that is the end of the Furby. Obi jumps on the Barney
Kooku: na ah watch this * the teletubbies bounce out and surround obi Ani and Ami on Barney
Footsteps are heard Kooku turns around
Kooku: Windu.
Windu is dressed in dark glasses and black trench coat with a chain he holds Jango hostage with a disproportionate lightsaber.
Windu: this party's over, * Jedi pop up everywhere* cause I'm gonna put the smack down on your candy @ss!!
Kooku: natch
Big bad droids come to Windu and fire at him, he deflects and jumps over the balcony as Jango flames him
The whole battle ensues chaos erupts there are bugs droids Jedi everywhere
Ani: I thought u were going to negotiate
Ami: these are aggressive nego- ah 'ell I'm gonna put the smack down on their candy @ss!!
Ani: whip it to me
C3p0: Die Jedi die! Oh me did I say that? I kinda liked it!
The jigglypuff sneaks up on obiwan
Droid: uhoh danger!
Droid2: mr.rogers mr.rogers!
Obiwan turns around and sees the infuriated puff, he kicks it sky high
The Barney catches Jango and envelops him in a big hug, he then races for Windu, but Windu whacks off his tail, in a craze Barney tries to kiss Jango but he shoots him down. Windu charges Jango and lops off his head, which sails into Boba's lap, Boba faints
Later the people are surrounded and Ani realizes he is surrounded by beautiful Jedi who obviously want him
Kooku; I give u one last choice surrender, or die
All Jedi: Ni!
Kooku: I am sorry old friend but then u must die
Ami: Everyone look!
They all look
Ani: it's a bird it's a plane its master Yoda!
Yoda: I'm going to jump! A congo line around the survivors create!
The ships blow up everyone and all the important people leave, big battle now droids Vs clones
Inside the secret room
Poogle the Lesser: where did they get so great an army!
Everyone: Retreat!
Dock: I will take these very secret hush hush plans with me
Yoda: to the forward center command take me! … a strawberry daqiuri fix me! It must not be gotten away by Kooku!
Ani: Blow up that ship!
Obi: Good call!
Yoda: that ship blow up! *it goes down, dust everywhere, very dramatic and cool battles scenes?
Obi: better call!
Ani: suck up
Ami: Look Kooku!
Obi: Get him!
Clone: We didn't bring enough bang-bang sticks!
Ami and clone fall out
Ani: NOOOOOOOOOO! Go back I got to get her stop the ship!
Obi: *slaps Ani * pull yourself together man!
Droids retreat
Yoda: very good. huff, bring me my ship!
Ami: we gotta go back!
Clone: Mr. rogers!
Obi and Ani catch up with Kooku in the ship hangar
Ani: You're going to have to pay for all the Jedi you killed! And you know how little Jedi we have already! You wiped out 2% of our forces!
Obi: You go slooooowly and then I'll do…
Ani: no I get him now!
Kooku whips out a giant bat and hits Ani, hurling him across the room
Kooku: Home run!
Kooku and Obi spar, Obi gets poked in the tummy and faints
Kooku moves in for the kill but Ani comes in from right field and blocks him
Ani and Kooku spar
Ani loses an arm, Kooku moves in to kill them both
Yoda: not so fast bucko!
Kooku: Who said that!
Yoda: Down here!
They force spar
Yoda: the dark side I sense in you
They lightsaber spar
Yoda: you fight well my old padawan
Kooku knocks down a large column
Kooku: And now it is time for the evil sadistic decision! Get the villain for the greater good? or save your friends? AHAHAHAHAHAHA
As Yoda save Obi and Ani, Kooku gets away, Yoda walks over
Yoda: Hey! Your not Kooku! I was supposed to get him not save you!
Obi: you wont regret this!
The ship flies away, Ami fires at it, reenacting a great scene from Empire Strikes back
Croissant
Dock: the force is with us, I have the plans and the war has begun
Sidious: everything is going as planned, heeeheeeheeheeehee
Jedi Temple
Obi: is it true what Kooku said, about the Sith winning?
Yoda: don't know, he's very untrustworthy
Windu: where's Ani?
Obi: escorting Ami to naboo…I have to admit, without the clones, it would not have been a victory
Yoda: victory? Victory do you say? There are now only 9,000 Jedi in the galaxy with trillions of trillions of people! Shut up boy! Begun this clone war has.
Many senators look on in wonder or disgust as thousands of clones board ships.
Far off Ani and Ami have a romantic marriage and a honeymoon not fit for a pg13 fic.
THE END
So that's all i hoped you liked it a lot! i hope it brightens your day!
Ta ta for now!
Yoda: It must be reviewed by you!
