Scene: An average Slayers trip through the woods. Lina's counting gold taken from an unlucky group of bandits, Amelia's trailing behind a blushing Zelgadiss, openly praising him and his "devotion to justice", Gourry is …well being Gourry, Xellos is smiling…like always.



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"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Lina carefully tucks the money away *like she was actually going to drop it* and looks around alarmed, "What was that?"

Gourry shrugged in response, while Amelia clung to Zel

Z: *Sweatdrop*

::Rustle rustle::

…………

::Rustle rustle::

*SQUEAL!* "IT'S HIM!!!!!!!!"

Seemingly out of nowhere, a horde of squealing young lasses *lasses?* aka fangirls, descend upon the group.

Instinctively both Gourry and Zel cower, trying to make themselves invisible.

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Gourry stood, "Hey, I'm alive!"

Zel looks around suspiciously, "Me too…"

They immediately turn to find Xel being mauled by the swarm.

Lina and Amelia have both departed, not wanting to be drawn in.

"HE'S SO KWAII!!!!!" "I WANT HIM TO BE MY BISHONEN!" "HE'S SO ADORABLE!" "I'LL BET HE'S KINKY!"

All (men): 0.0

All of a sudden the group disperses, revealing a somewhat naked Xel *It's a mystery how those clothes got removed…*

Gourry piped up, "At least they didn't kill you! AH!" The horde descended upon a very shocked Gourry.

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Gourry's clothes are torn as well, along with various shades of lipstick marking kissable spots.

"uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh." ::thump:: Gourry fainted.

Zel flinched, waiting his turn.

Nothing.

The group was gone.

"…I guess this is good."

Just then, "Zel…" One of the girls had come back and Zel started to back away, fearing his life.

::GLOMP:: "I wuv you Zelly chan ^.^"

"Ahem?"

She pulled herself off the crimson chimera, "Sorry Xellos! I have a lot of bishonen I'll have you know."

With a haughty toss of her hair, the girl sauntered off.

Xellos disappeared then, mubling about "damn women." Gourry was still out of it while a suddenly curious chimera examined his pocket.

*CALL ME! XX…OO..XXXXXXX!*

All was right with the world.

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Nothing like rabid fangirls to boost ones self esteem ne?