Author's Note: Characters? Not mine. Plot? Not mine. Diary? Mine. But
idea? Not mine. Point of view? My adaptation of a character.
Okay, Okay. It's just me rewriting Meggin Cabot's stuff from Lilly's POV. The Pugcess. Because Mia says Lilly looks like a pug. So I made her the Pugcess.
Oh, yeah, and I hope you've read the book before you read this.
~*Tuesday, September 23*~
Mia's SUCH a dramatic. Though I realize that mother-Algebra teacher relations can be slightly traumatic, Mia's going insane. I mean, they haven't even had their FIRST DATE YET, and she's acting as if they've run off to the janitor's closet and conceived a lovechild.
And if that's not enough, she's become OBSESSED with Josh Richter. I mean, we ran into him at Bigelow's, right? My mom needed alpha hydroxy, and Josh was buying Drakkar Noir, this really gross cologne. Does its repulsiveness even FAZE Mia? No, of course not. She goes and gets a free sample of it. To continue her dramatic agony, Josh greets her with a semi-smile and a "Hey." His synapses were misfiring, I tell you! Away from school, we're just slightly familiar faces. That's ALL. Yet away Mia goes, inventing drama and deciding that he can see her inner soul, generous and lovable.
To this, I can only say one thing: Get a life, girl. You may be my best friend, but STILL!
~*Thursday, September 23*~
My brother is SUCH a freak. So Mia's over today, right? We're playing Boggle, and Mother's pulling that psychoanalysis thing that works on everyone BUT Mia? And Michael overhears that Mia's mom is dating Mr. Gianini? So, of course, Mia's TOTALLY freaking out about Michael revealing her little secret to the world. Michael starts harassing her, and Mia DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE. So Michael disappears back into his room.
It's bad enough that he wanders around the house shirtless when my friends are here, okay? He doesn't have to start. ugh. flirting with MY friend. Mia and Michael-- now THERE's a match made in hell.
~*Saturday, September 27*~
Score. Today, one of the best episodes of "Lilly Tells It Like It Is," EVER, goes onto film. I call it. "The Green Witch Project," and it's all because I'm SICK AND TIRED of all the retarded tourists who call Greenwich Village, Green Witch Village. I'm sure everyone else is, too. By the end of the show, no one will look at Greenwich Village OR MetroCards the same way, ever again.
Okay, Okay. It's just me rewriting Meggin Cabot's stuff from Lilly's POV. The Pugcess. Because Mia says Lilly looks like a pug. So I made her the Pugcess.
Oh, yeah, and I hope you've read the book before you read this.
~*Tuesday, September 23*~
Mia's SUCH a dramatic. Though I realize that mother-Algebra teacher relations can be slightly traumatic, Mia's going insane. I mean, they haven't even had their FIRST DATE YET, and she's acting as if they've run off to the janitor's closet and conceived a lovechild.
And if that's not enough, she's become OBSESSED with Josh Richter. I mean, we ran into him at Bigelow's, right? My mom needed alpha hydroxy, and Josh was buying Drakkar Noir, this really gross cologne. Does its repulsiveness even FAZE Mia? No, of course not. She goes and gets a free sample of it. To continue her dramatic agony, Josh greets her with a semi-smile and a "Hey." His synapses were misfiring, I tell you! Away from school, we're just slightly familiar faces. That's ALL. Yet away Mia goes, inventing drama and deciding that he can see her inner soul, generous and lovable.
To this, I can only say one thing: Get a life, girl. You may be my best friend, but STILL!
~*Thursday, September 23*~
My brother is SUCH a freak. So Mia's over today, right? We're playing Boggle, and Mother's pulling that psychoanalysis thing that works on everyone BUT Mia? And Michael overhears that Mia's mom is dating Mr. Gianini? So, of course, Mia's TOTALLY freaking out about Michael revealing her little secret to the world. Michael starts harassing her, and Mia DOESN'T EVEN NOTICE. So Michael disappears back into his room.
It's bad enough that he wanders around the house shirtless when my friends are here, okay? He doesn't have to start. ugh. flirting with MY friend. Mia and Michael-- now THERE's a match made in hell.
~*Saturday, September 27*~
Score. Today, one of the best episodes of "Lilly Tells It Like It Is," EVER, goes onto film. I call it. "The Green Witch Project," and it's all because I'm SICK AND TIRED of all the retarded tourists who call Greenwich Village, Green Witch Village. I'm sure everyone else is, too. By the end of the show, no one will look at Greenwich Village OR MetroCards the same way, ever again.
