After saving the world (once again) Lina and her newfound money are treating the gang to a round of drinks at a rather nice tavern.

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Amelia sniffed the crimson liquid, inspecting it suspiciously, "Miss Lina, I don't think that it's just to drink when underage…"

"I'll take it!" With that, Gourry confiscated Amelia's wine and added it to his own glass. Zelgadiss merely sneered and mumbled something about drunken fools before retiring to the bathroom.

Xellos' eyes opened a bit, glancing around the table. No one was watching. He opened a small flask and poured its contents into the chimera's cup before happily downing his ridiculously oversized margarita.

Filia had ordered a banana daiquiri and was hesitantly sipping it. Lina was gorging herself on pretzels

Zel returned a minute later and quickly downed his coffee, asking for another.



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Lina, still eating, is barely aware of the state of her companions.

Amelia, wobbling slightly, suddenly proclaims, "You know what!? Evil sucks! One time…I forget..one time…"

Zelgadiss gazed at his coffee cup, intrigued, "I wonder if I could use my hands as a coffee cup?"

"In the name of Jusfice…You SHOULD!" Amelia hiccupped loudly and fell back in her chair, giggling.

Zel leaned over and glared at her a moment, trying to get his eyes to focus, "Know what 'Melia?"

"Hai?"

"You have big hoo hoos."

Amelia thought a moment, and burst out laughing again.

Zel took another drink, and fell face first onto the table.

"This place smells like…old cheese and vinegar."

Xellos pranced about the room, "I'm a preeeeetty pony!" He paused behind Zel and poked him for a moment or two. "Oi oi, Zel. You're drunk Zel chan."

Zelgadiss sat up and pointed at the mazoku, "YOU don't know ME! You're my best friend, I love you." Zel collapsed into Xellos' chest.

"You're so funny Zel chan." Xellos promptly dropped him and continued to prance around the room again, laughing this time.

Filia piped up all of a sudden, "Xellos is Not a pretty pony…he is…a poo head! And another thing!--" Filia dozed off in her chair.

A second later she awoke and pressed her finger into Gourry's chest, distracting him from his drink, "I think that you…are…very cute. DO you wan…wanna kiss me?"

"Umm….what?"

"I'm very se..seky…sexery…sexy, huh?"

"Wait…what?" Gourry frowned a moment, before finishing his drink.

Zelgadiss popped up from the floor, "No-no none of Ya'll know me! Can't tell me what to do!" He fell down again.

Amelia burst out laughing again with Filia joining in.



We'll end our scene with Filia and Amelia clinging to eachother singing, "Spice up your life.", Zelgadiss holding a bottle, slurring "You can all go to hell for all I care, fuck I dun really care any damn way." Gourry, talking into his cup for the echo, Xellos doing the cabbage patch, and Lina simply scratching her head.