(note-this is more of all over bishie oocness)

Announcer: You've seen regular boys

2nd Announcer: Good boys!

1: Bad boys!

2: and everything in between!

1:But now we have bishies au natural, acting as you've never seen them before!

2: Wild!

1: Normal boys gettin rowdy!

2: Wild!

1:Meet Xellos Metallium

2: Normal...erm...fruit cake

3: One sip of sake and this boy is going wild!

((Xellos pops out of Filia's birthday cake wearing a can can outfit ala moulin rouge "HEY BIG SPENDER))

1&2:....anyway...

1: Meet Zelgadiss Greywords

2:Normal!

1: A couple keggers and this boy is goin wild!

((Zelgadis pimping his way down the street in his white fur coat, white hat with the feather in it, gold tipped pimpin cane, 4,000 gold chains, and several girls on either arm))

1: Meet Aya! (weiss Kruez))

2: uh..Normal?

1: Twelve beers and the excitement of Mardi Gras--

2:WIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!!!!!

(( Aya sways a little on the curb then all of a sudden...*block that says "TOO WILD" covers his uh...nether region))

1: And we also have--

2: NAKED IN THE ONSEN!

1: Bishonen in their natural nude enviornment--

2: NUDE!!!

1: Misty-

2:NUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

1:Onsens!

((Various pics of Bishies just relaxing--Trunks san, Xellos, Zelgadiss, Heero,Sesshoumaru our bishie harems combined then stepping out and toweling themselves off with various censor bars covering their...sensitive parts))

1:DON'T DELAY!!

2:BUY TODAY!!

1: It's WIIIIILD!!

1: We also have, Bishonen strip club

2: Where the hottest bishies--

1:BEAR IT ALLLLL

((Xellos in fireman outfit/ police outfit "You have the right to remain aroused." Zelgadiss sliding down pole, Aya falling off stage They were really drunk...except xellos))

2: BUY NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!

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