No X in the Champange Room
A Work by Tara-chan, aka Morgan Christopher
with help from the X muse, Ami-chan
Don't ask. Because....I have NO CLUE. :D Enjoy my insanity.
Ladies and Gentleman of the CLAMP Campus class of X1999, I have one peice of advice for you.
No matter what a Kamui Shiro tells you, there is no X in the champagne room.
None.
Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne. You want X. And there is no X in the champagne room.
Don't got to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, you may feel safe inside, but what about all those crazy kids with holy swords outside?
They know you ain't got one.
If a boy tells you he's sixteen, and he looks 12, he's really sixteen.
If he tells you he's 25, and looks 25, he's damn near 40. (1)
Take off that silly ass hat. (2)
The Chi No Ryu couldn't posibly have cause ALL of those earthquakes.....
Japan is on a fault line. (3)
Young Dragon, if you go to Tokyo to find your destiny, and someone kills your aunt, let it slide.
You'll get better reasons to kill them later.
Pretty men. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
No matter what you think of what I'm saying, remember this one thing:
There is no X in the champagne room.
Chorus:
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
There's absolutely, positively no X in the champagne room. No..no...
If a Ten no Ryu is winning a battle, they obviouslly havn't been fighting that long.
A REAL Ten no Ryu fights loosing battles.
If a girl follows you for no reason, she's going to die.
If a guy follows you for no reason, he killed the girl.
Here's a horoscope for everyone...
Yuuto- Someday, you'll get tied up.
Satsuki- No one cares.
Kusanagi- Weren't you in Blue Seed? (4)
Seishiro- Dead. DEAD DEAD DEAD!
Kakyuu- You are not gonna die.
Nataku- Come to Daddy. (5)
Karen- Akio is looking for you. (6)
Aoki- You are the wind beneath my wings. (7)
Nekoi- You'll have lots of puppies.
Sorata- You gonna die! HAHAHAHA!
Arashi- I see your sword is as big as mine. Oh, wait, it's not. (8)
Subaru- Chi no Ryu ni narimasu. (9)
Fuuma- You are going to be sexy. (10)
Kamui- You are going to be angsty.
No body reads Asuka for the Articles. (11)
If you've been dating a guy for a year, and haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his boyfriend.
Some of the things I have said may not apply to you.
Some of the things I have said may not apply to you.
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing:
No matter what a Kamui Shiro tells you, there is no X in the Champagne room.
None.
Notes:
1- Does Kamui look 16 to *you*? He looks like Hikaru without the braid to me.....
2- Subaru. Young Surbaru, maybe, but still.....
3- They don't have that Earthquake day for nothing kids....
4- If you havn't seen that monstrosity, consider yourself lucky. But, he's the main characters object of desire. Blah.
5- I think this is a drunken Fuuma giving this speach. Very drunk.
6- Akio the sex feind from Utena. 'Nuff said.
7- Did we mention Fuuma is drunk?
8- Go see Spaceballs.
9- [You will] become a Dragon of Earth. (very bad japanese0
10- So drunk, he's praising himself now. (wouldn't you do the same?)
11- No body reads playboy for the articles. ^_^
The End.
A Work by Tara-chan, aka Morgan Christopher
with help from the X muse, Ami-chan
Don't ask. Because....I have NO CLUE. :D Enjoy my insanity.
Ladies and Gentleman of the CLAMP Campus class of X1999, I have one peice of advice for you.
No matter what a Kamui Shiro tells you, there is no X in the champagne room.
None.
Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne. You want X. And there is no X in the champagne room.
Don't got to parties with metal detectors.
Sure, you may feel safe inside, but what about all those crazy kids with holy swords outside?
They know you ain't got one.
If a boy tells you he's sixteen, and he looks 12, he's really sixteen.
If he tells you he's 25, and looks 25, he's damn near 40. (1)
Take off that silly ass hat. (2)
The Chi No Ryu couldn't posibly have cause ALL of those earthquakes.....
Japan is on a fault line. (3)
Young Dragon, if you go to Tokyo to find your destiny, and someone kills your aunt, let it slide.
You'll get better reasons to kill them later.
Pretty men. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
No matter what you think of what I'm saying, remember this one thing:
There is no X in the champagne room.
Chorus:
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
No X in the champagne room.
There's absolutely, positively no X in the champagne room. No..no...
If a Ten no Ryu is winning a battle, they obviouslly havn't been fighting that long.
A REAL Ten no Ryu fights loosing battles.
If a girl follows you for no reason, she's going to die.
If a guy follows you for no reason, he killed the girl.
Here's a horoscope for everyone...
Yuuto- Someday, you'll get tied up.
Satsuki- No one cares.
Kusanagi- Weren't you in Blue Seed? (4)
Seishiro- Dead. DEAD DEAD DEAD!
Kakyuu- You are not gonna die.
Nataku- Come to Daddy. (5)
Karen- Akio is looking for you. (6)
Aoki- You are the wind beneath my wings. (7)
Nekoi- You'll have lots of puppies.
Sorata- You gonna die! HAHAHAHA!
Arashi- I see your sword is as big as mine. Oh, wait, it's not. (8)
Subaru- Chi no Ryu ni narimasu. (9)
Fuuma- You are going to be sexy. (10)
Kamui- You are going to be angsty.
No body reads Asuka for the Articles. (11)
If you've been dating a guy for a year, and haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his boyfriend.
Some of the things I have said may not apply to you.
Some of the things I have said may not apply to you.
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing:
No matter what a Kamui Shiro tells you, there is no X in the Champagne room.
None.
Notes:
1- Does Kamui look 16 to *you*? He looks like Hikaru without the braid to me.....
2- Subaru. Young Surbaru, maybe, but still.....
3- They don't have that Earthquake day for nothing kids....
4- If you havn't seen that monstrosity, consider yourself lucky. But, he's the main characters object of desire. Blah.
5- I think this is a drunken Fuuma giving this speach. Very drunk.
6- Akio the sex feind from Utena. 'Nuff said.
7- Did we mention Fuuma is drunk?
8- Go see Spaceballs.
9- [You will] become a Dragon of Earth. (very bad japanese0
10- So drunk, he's praising himself now. (wouldn't you do the same?)
11- No body reads playboy for the articles. ^_^
The End.
