Into the Sunset in 155
by Alisia D. Crede
Author's notes in chapter one.
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Out of the Moo Clear Sky
The hilarity began, as hilarity is wont to do, when the phone rang. "Briscoe," Lennie said. "Falling livestock? You've gotta be kidding me." He burst into laughter. "Hey, Ed," he said, "you'll never guess what happened to whats-her-name, the DA."
After taking a few moments to compose himself -- and truth be told, it was rather longer than was appropriate, considering the gravity of the situation -- he was able to choke out an explanation.
"She was walking her six shih tzus and her three dachshunds and her five poodles in Riverside Park this morning," -- here Lennie had to pause for another spurt of laughter -- "and a 900-lb. Holstein fell from the sky and killed her. I know it shouldn't be funny, seeing as how she was the DA and all, but still ..."
Ed snorted and shook his head. "No wonder. Doesn't she know better than to be walking in Riverside Park?"
by Alisia D. Crede
Author's notes in chapter one.
***
Out of the Moo Clear Sky
The hilarity began, as hilarity is wont to do, when the phone rang. "Briscoe," Lennie said. "Falling livestock? You've gotta be kidding me." He burst into laughter. "Hey, Ed," he said, "you'll never guess what happened to whats-her-name, the DA."
After taking a few moments to compose himself -- and truth be told, it was rather longer than was appropriate, considering the gravity of the situation -- he was able to choke out an explanation.
"She was walking her six shih tzus and her three dachshunds and her five poodles in Riverside Park this morning," -- here Lennie had to pause for another spurt of laughter -- "and a 900-lb. Holstein fell from the sky and killed her. I know it shouldn't be funny, seeing as how she was the DA and all, but still ..."
Ed snorted and shook his head. "No wonder. Doesn't she know better than to be walking in Riverside Park?"
