Hmm. it is now 2 in the morning right before going to sleep that I saw
Jessica's review. and decided that I should probably write the next chapter
now. Thanks Jessica (woo! We got the same names!), for reminding me that I
still have an account at ff.n. (I constantly forget. "What?! I write
FANFICS? But I can't write!! Of course that's never stopped anyone
before.") (random flamers now glares at Jessica for encouraging me to write
even more crap. heheh. Too bad for them I guess)
Oh yea. to blue fuzzy owl, sure, link it if you want, I don't mind at all
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except a pair of socks and a can o' tuna
"Er.. I.. " Harry stutters as Ron glares at Harry, obviously not very happy.
"How COULD you? MALFOY?! You traitor! You know I HATE that bastard, anyone but him!!"
"Erm.."
"Wait! No! I'm supposed to be more mad about you being gay! I must have something against gay people to make your life more miserable!"
"I.."
"WAIT! NO! I mean, I'm supposed to be mad at you for falling for Malfoy's trap! Yea! Because there is no way my puny brain can comprehend the fact that you might actually like that brat, so I must believe in the fact that he seduced you with dark magic!"
"Actually.."
"Wait.. Ahhh!! I'm SO confused! SOOO CONFUSED! AHHH the CONFUSION!"
Harry stands there with a worried look on his face while Ron rambles on aimlessly. Is he worried about Ron? Not really. He's actually beginning to worry that he's going to be late for the potions class he was trying to attend to a chapter earlier. What? You forgot about that already? Well, you should pay more attention then.
"What is going on?" Hermione comes into the scene, and saves the day.
By snogging with Ron endlessly.
"Wait.. What? What was that last part??"
By snogging with Ron endlessly.
"WHAT?! RON? HERMIONE? You guys are going out?! OMG! My world is falling apart! My two best friends are going out! I simply cannot handle this.. I still can't figure out why this is such a big deal but where would all the angst go if I don't whine about it?"
To waste, I suppose.
"I can't believe you guys are together and you never told me. when did this happen?!"
"Well, since our coupling is so expected in a Harry/Draco story, the author never bothered to mention that we're together in the beginning. Of course, no reader dares to question our relationship even if it is first mentioned towards the end of the story as if it has happened in the beginning." Says Hermione while Ron sucks at her neck as if the whole conflict with Harry's relationship with Draco has never happened.
"Ooooh.. Soooo.. It's all okay because I should have already known that you guys were together. Heheh, silly me."
Ron nods. Yes, they are still making out.
Now they stop for a sentimental moment.
"Thanks for understanding, Harry" says Ron sincerely, "After all this, I realized what a fool I've been. if you really want to be with that Malfoy, I'll support you to the end. Just don't forget that I'll always be your friend, even if I still don't trust that Slytherin."
"Thanks Ron. best friends forever!"
Aww.. Group hug.
"Now let's get to potions class before Snape takes another 2000 points away from Griffindor."
"What potions class?"
"The one what no one's paying attention to."
"oh.. right, gotcha."
---- *dances the scene change dance*
"You and your friends are late as usual Mr. Potter. 2000 points from Griffindor!"
Damn.
Harry takes a seat, and unconsciously looks towards Malfoy's direction with much difficulty- the difficulty being that Draco's not there. Aw bloody hell, Draco's still mad at him. Duh.
---- *dances*
Draco plops onto his bed. today just isn't a good day. He can afford to miss one day of potions.. He IS Snape's favorite student, afterall. Just then he notices a letter on his desk that the owl must have brought in.
His father owled him.
"Dear Son-
I'm feeling kind of bored.. So I decided that you should seduce Harry Potter into my not-so-well-intentioned clutches, after all the dark lord is rising to power (goddamn, is this guy ALWAYS rising to power?) and he would be pleased to be informed that my son has gotten the boy who lived into our power. It wouldn't be too much trouble would it?
PS if you don't do it then I'll burn all your socks.
Love, Daddy"
"gasp," Draco gasped "not the socks!"
No. I can't do this. I love him! But. after what happened today I cannot be sure. He may be just playing me, just finding another way to win one of our little battles. I must be strong.. I WILL make my father proud.
And with a bite on his lip, he owled back.
"I will do exactly as you tell me to, father.. I will make you proud."
Disclaimer: I own nothing, except a pair of socks and a can o' tuna
"Er.. I.. " Harry stutters as Ron glares at Harry, obviously not very happy.
"How COULD you? MALFOY?! You traitor! You know I HATE that bastard, anyone but him!!"
"Erm.."
"Wait! No! I'm supposed to be more mad about you being gay! I must have something against gay people to make your life more miserable!"
"I.."
"WAIT! NO! I mean, I'm supposed to be mad at you for falling for Malfoy's trap! Yea! Because there is no way my puny brain can comprehend the fact that you might actually like that brat, so I must believe in the fact that he seduced you with dark magic!"
"Actually.."
"Wait.. Ahhh!! I'm SO confused! SOOO CONFUSED! AHHH the CONFUSION!"
Harry stands there with a worried look on his face while Ron rambles on aimlessly. Is he worried about Ron? Not really. He's actually beginning to worry that he's going to be late for the potions class he was trying to attend to a chapter earlier. What? You forgot about that already? Well, you should pay more attention then.
"What is going on?" Hermione comes into the scene, and saves the day.
By snogging with Ron endlessly.
"Wait.. What? What was that last part??"
By snogging with Ron endlessly.
"WHAT?! RON? HERMIONE? You guys are going out?! OMG! My world is falling apart! My two best friends are going out! I simply cannot handle this.. I still can't figure out why this is such a big deal but where would all the angst go if I don't whine about it?"
To waste, I suppose.
"I can't believe you guys are together and you never told me. when did this happen?!"
"Well, since our coupling is so expected in a Harry/Draco story, the author never bothered to mention that we're together in the beginning. Of course, no reader dares to question our relationship even if it is first mentioned towards the end of the story as if it has happened in the beginning." Says Hermione while Ron sucks at her neck as if the whole conflict with Harry's relationship with Draco has never happened.
"Ooooh.. Soooo.. It's all okay because I should have already known that you guys were together. Heheh, silly me."
Ron nods. Yes, they are still making out.
Now they stop for a sentimental moment.
"Thanks for understanding, Harry" says Ron sincerely, "After all this, I realized what a fool I've been. if you really want to be with that Malfoy, I'll support you to the end. Just don't forget that I'll always be your friend, even if I still don't trust that Slytherin."
"Thanks Ron. best friends forever!"
Aww.. Group hug.
"Now let's get to potions class before Snape takes another 2000 points away from Griffindor."
"What potions class?"
"The one what no one's paying attention to."
"oh.. right, gotcha."
---- *dances the scene change dance*
"You and your friends are late as usual Mr. Potter. 2000 points from Griffindor!"
Damn.
Harry takes a seat, and unconsciously looks towards Malfoy's direction with much difficulty- the difficulty being that Draco's not there. Aw bloody hell, Draco's still mad at him. Duh.
---- *dances*
Draco plops onto his bed. today just isn't a good day. He can afford to miss one day of potions.. He IS Snape's favorite student, afterall. Just then he notices a letter on his desk that the owl must have brought in.
His father owled him.
"Dear Son-
I'm feeling kind of bored.. So I decided that you should seduce Harry Potter into my not-so-well-intentioned clutches, after all the dark lord is rising to power (goddamn, is this guy ALWAYS rising to power?) and he would be pleased to be informed that my son has gotten the boy who lived into our power. It wouldn't be too much trouble would it?
PS if you don't do it then I'll burn all your socks.
Love, Daddy"
"gasp," Draco gasped "not the socks!"
No. I can't do this. I love him! But. after what happened today I cannot be sure. He may be just playing me, just finding another way to win one of our little battles. I must be strong.. I WILL make my father proud.
And with a bite on his lip, he owled back.
"I will do exactly as you tell me to, father.. I will make you proud."
