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RATING: PG For violence
THE RETURN OF SPIKE CHAPTER ONE
Spike opened his eyes. "Where am I?" He was on the couch and Jet was watering his bonzai when he heard Spike.
"Bought time your awake. You've been sleeping for weeks. "
"How did I get here? Last time I checked I was dead."
"Well, the doctors found you and we were all pretty sure you were dead. Then the doc said you had a low heart rate but were still alive so we just had them put you back together. The doctor said for you to drink lots of water when you woke up because you've been sleeping so long."
Spike sat up. "How much money did that cost us?" He stood up and walked to the kitchen wincing with each step. He filled a pitcher full of water and drank it all. "Get me some food cooked..."
"Well it cost 20,000 Moolong. And Faye's supposed to be back with food soon." said Jet
"You gave that woman money for food!!" yelled Spike. "I'd trust Ed before I trust her."
"Aw come on... She waited by your side for like days. She was in tears when they were operating on you."
"I guess she does have a thing for me. Oh well... If she comes home with make up we can just fry that up and eat it... I'm so hungry I'll eat anything." Jet laughed and Spike tried to but it hurt to even talk.
Spike took a nap and woke up 2 hours later and drank another pitcher of water. He went for a beer but Jet stopped him.
"The doctor said no beer or cigerettes until you're fully recovered." he said.
"Aw... What the heck am I supposed to drink?"
"Well Faye got some health drinks and some vegie burgers..."
"Gimme one of those..." Spike said as he grabbed the burger. He ate it then drank the health drink. He walked out of the room.
"Where ya goin?" asked Jet.
"To hang myself."
RATING: PG For violence
THE RETURN OF SPIKE CHAPTER ONE
Spike opened his eyes. "Where am I?" He was on the couch and Jet was watering his bonzai when he heard Spike.
"Bought time your awake. You've been sleeping for weeks. "
"How did I get here? Last time I checked I was dead."
"Well, the doctors found you and we were all pretty sure you were dead. Then the doc said you had a low heart rate but were still alive so we just had them put you back together. The doctor said for you to drink lots of water when you woke up because you've been sleeping so long."
Spike sat up. "How much money did that cost us?" He stood up and walked to the kitchen wincing with each step. He filled a pitcher full of water and drank it all. "Get me some food cooked..."
"Well it cost 20,000 Moolong. And Faye's supposed to be back with food soon." said Jet
"You gave that woman money for food!!" yelled Spike. "I'd trust Ed before I trust her."
"Aw come on... She waited by your side for like days. She was in tears when they were operating on you."
"I guess she does have a thing for me. Oh well... If she comes home with make up we can just fry that up and eat it... I'm so hungry I'll eat anything." Jet laughed and Spike tried to but it hurt to even talk.
Spike took a nap and woke up 2 hours later and drank another pitcher of water. He went for a beer but Jet stopped him.
"The doctor said no beer or cigerettes until you're fully recovered." he said.
"Aw... What the heck am I supposed to drink?"
"Well Faye got some health drinks and some vegie burgers..."
"Gimme one of those..." Spike said as he grabbed the burger. He ate it then drank the health drink. He walked out of the room.
"Where ya goin?" asked Jet.
"To hang myself."
