P.S. I just made Drill team!!!!!!!! Everybody say 'Congrats D-chan!'
Disclaimer: Sue me and u get S.O.S. (Shit On A Shingle)
The End of the Beginning That Is the End
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Chapter Six: The Prank War Begins
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The next day was blissfully a Saturday, but that didn't mean that I got the day off. Oh no, that would have been too easy.
*Flashback*
(*Knock Knock*)
"What the hell....Oh God, not you again."
"Did I mention that you look ravishing in those designer Sponge Bob Square-pants pj's?"
"*Glare* I swear to God, if you say one more degrading thing..."
"Woah! White flag, I quit. Look, I just came by to give you...our baby."
"Wait a bloody minute here. I thought we agreed on you day, me night."
"That was before I had to attend a function for Mr. Wayne. By the way, peachy performance last night. You really have my boss fooled into thinking you were a responsible girl."
"*Another glare* Where is the little turd that you wish to dump on me?"
"You know, if you keep glaring, your face might stay that way. Now that would be a waste. Here. Gotta go!"
(*Loud crying*)
"McGinnis!!!!! You gofer!!!!!!!!"
*End Flashback*
Haruka was snickering at me for the rest of the day as I had to feed and *ahem* change it. Now I felt just plain stupid changing a robotic egg. I was determined to make him pay for my foolishness. You'll never guess what I did.
*Flashback*
"H-hime! What are you doing??????"
"Oh nothing Hotaru."
"But....you're dressed like Sailor Mars....."
"You don't think red's my color?"
"That's not the point...."
"Good then. I've got to go out for a while, but I'll be back before 11:00 okay? Great."
"Hime?! What are you up to????"
*End Flashback*
My
plan was ingenious, so brilliant that not even Usagi could screw it up.
Bunny thought it was hilarious laugh riot. Sailor Mars made her American
debut in a rather....embaressing way. Poor Terry never knew what hit him.
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Sorry, but drill team (yeah!)
practice drains that hell out of me.
