I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in forever, but my computer was in the shop for the last month and I was a sitting duck. I really don't feel comfortable writing in the library since the computer nazi, that shall remain nameless, is constantly looking over your shoulder to make sure your not watching porn or something. I feel violated whenever I walk in there.

P.S. I just made Drill team!!!!!!!! Everybody say 'Congrats D-chan!'

Disclaimer: Sue me and u get S.O.S. (Shit On A Shingle)

The End of the Beginning That Is the End

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Chapter Six: The Prank War Begins
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The next day was blissfully a Saturday, but that didn't mean that I got the day off. Oh no, that would have been too easy.

*Flashback*

(*Knock Knock*)

"What the hell....Oh God, not you again."

"Did I mention that you look ravishing in those designer Sponge Bob Square-pants pj's?"

"*Glare* I swear to God, if you say one more degrading thing..."

"Woah! White flag, I quit. Look, I just came by to give you...our baby."

"Wait a bloody minute here. I thought we agreed on you day, me night."

"That was before I had to attend a function for Mr. Wayne. By the way, peachy performance last night. You really have my boss fooled into thinking you were a responsible girl."

"*Another glare* Where is the little turd that you wish to dump on me?"

"You know, if you keep glaring, your face might stay that way. Now that would be a waste. Here. Gotta go!"

(*Loud crying*)

"McGinnis!!!!! You gofer!!!!!!!!"

*End Flashback*

Haruka was snickering at me for the rest of the day as I had to feed and *ahem* change it. Now I felt just plain stupid changing a robotic egg. I was determined to make him pay for my foolishness. You'll never guess what I did.

*Flashback*

"H-hime! What are you doing??????"

"Oh nothing Hotaru."

"But....you're dressed like Sailor Mars....."

"You don't think red's my color?"

"That's not the point...."

"Good then. I've got to go out for a while, but I'll be back before 11:00 okay? Great."

"Hime?! What are you up to????"

*End Flashback*

My plan was ingenious, so brilliant that not even Usagi could screw it up. Bunny thought it was hilarious laugh riot. Sailor Mars made her American debut in a rather....embaressing way. Poor Terry never knew what hit him.
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Sorry, but drill team (yeah!) practice drains that hell out of me.