*Warning: Foul Language and Situations*
Disclaimer: I own Fred's Erotic Picture Palace. Very top of the line
pictures....
The End of the Beginning That Is the End
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Chapter Seven: Revenge Is A Dish Best Served By Sexy Sailor Mars
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Even though it had seemed like a great idea mentally, nothing could compare to the disgusting feeling I got from walking within a ten mile radius of Fred's Erotic Picture Palace. The name Fred struck fear into my heart alone, now, imagine accompanying that with a fat woman in a play bunny suit with fishnets complete with the ears greeting you with a complementary condom upon arrival and an equally fat man with sweat and food stains on his dollar bargain shirt giving you lewd looks and licking his lips. But, as Sailor Mars, I felt it was my sworn duty to greet him with the utmost respect his profession deserved.
*Flashback*
"Hello little lady. *slurp* What can I do you for today?"
"*wink* Hi there Fred. I think you can me really good today.....how much for a few pictures?"
"*lick* Oh, I think I can manage a special deal for you only. Two for the price of one. *slurp* How 'bout say...20 bucks little lady?"
"*giggle* I think I could manage that.....*wink*"
"So was' your name baby? *lick*"
"*insert huskiness here* I'm the sexy solider of love and justice, Sexy Sailor Mars. *giggle and wink*"
"Well Sexy Sailor Mars, *double lick and slurp* you come *snicker* back here with me and we'll see what we can do."
" K. *giggle*"
*End Flashback*
I think I had captured the true essence that was Sailor Mars that time. Anyways, I made my way to the porn-worthy bed behind the curtain and laid on it. Do you want to take of your clothes, he slurped hopefully and I mentally rolled my eyes. No, I'm good. I want to be on the left side of the picture because I'm going to put another person on the right okay, I asked him and he nodded, trying to keep from wetting his pants at the sight of my skirt and now long black hair. A few snaps later, he made his way to the bed and laid on it. Gross enough, right? Apparently not for Mr. Bargain Shirt there. As soon as he turned over to face me, he made the worst sounding fart I had ever heard and then tried to get me to kiss his cracked and crusty lips. I just giggled and rolled off the bed and got up front as fast as I could. I smiled at the Playboy Bunny-wanna be and handed her $20 for their services. Unfortunately, I had to come back in a half hour to collect my pictures.
So, I bided my time and and disguised myself as a girl with long black hair, so the guy wouldn't get suspicious when I came back. I walked around the other shady parts of Gotham City and was horrified to discover the poverty these people were subjected to in this supposedly 'high tech' city. Women and children were dressed in years old over coats and shoes that were too small for them along with crumbling, rat infested apartments not fit for occupancy by anything living. Men dug around in dumpsters and attempted to read months old newspapers, seeing if there were any jobs that were probably filled by now. I could feel the tears unconsciously falling from my newly opened eyes as I surveyed my surroundings that I'm sure the Commissioner wouldn't be caught dead in. I'd like to see her put that in her next campaign speech. I had then silently vowed to save these people from the oppressing hand of society, a hand that I unfortunately was now a part of. Well, we'll see about that.
Before I knew it, the 30 minutes were up and I had to go back to back to see my dear friend Fred for my pictures. I was very amused to see a winking and smiling Sailor Mars on a bed of Malibu feathers, pretending to be kissing someone beside her. Oh, but soon, she wouldn't have to pretend.
*Flashback*
"Usag-Nande Kuso??!!!!"
"Yes Haruka?"
"What the fu-"
"Shush! Hotaru's room is next to mine!"
"What the hell is that??!"
"Don't think it captured my good side?"
"That's Sailor Mars with that boy, Terry McGinnis...on a bed of feathers....doing....things...."
"How very observant you are Skye."
"Bunny, what the hell is that slut doing on your computer?"
"Oh, I'm just playing a small prank on Terry."
"Hime....Are you going to do what I think your doing?"
"Well that really does depend now, doesn't it dear Haruka?"
"Grrrrrr...."
"Love you too."
*End Flashback*
Usagi and Bunny had heart attacks when they saw the image I had created on my computer lay out system. It was a ravishing picture of Sailor Mars *ahem* kissing Terry McGinnis on a bed of feathers while touching him. Bad touching. Oh, it was going to be SO good on Monday morning.......
On Sunday, I had the picture photocopied on 500 flyers with the caption, 'Thanks for the good time last night Terry. Love, Sexy Sailor Mars' under it. It was too perfect! I would get my revenge on the two people really didn't like at the moment, both at the same time. I planned to have it mailed to each one of the senshi along with Mamo-baka and our other friends in Japan. It was great revenge....
*Flashback to Monday Morning, 7:50 a.m.*
"Terry what the FUCK is this???!!!!!!!"
"Wha- Oh my God! I swear I don't know her! Dana, you've got to believe me!"
"So, this is what you do when you stand me up all the time, don't you, you BASTARD!!!!!"
"No, Dana I would never!!!!!!! This has to be a prank! I swear I've never seen her before in my entire life!"
"This is the last fucking straw McGinnis. We're through."
*End Flashback*
Okay, after I witnessed that moment, I officially
felt like dried up cat shit.
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I'm sorry this chapter sucked so bad. R&R please?
I'm a review slut.
