Disclaimer: I don't own them. Wish I did. Especially Jess/Milo. :)
Rating: PG13, I had to change it to do what I *really* wanted to do.
Summary: I don't really know what to say. It's a funny fic I wrote for a challenge.
AN: Like I said, I wrote this for a challenge. (P.S. I wrote this chapter in 30 minutes.)
The Challenge: The story(chapter) MUST include the following:
*reference to Survivor
*Candy
*Lorelai and Jess say the same thing
*Egg rolls
*red nail polish
*Lane
*The Jeep
And Some Things Do
Lane and Rory were sitting in the gazebo painting each others toenails and sunbathing in the last rays of the warm afternoon sun. Rory was using red nail polish on Lane, and Lane was using a light blue nail polish called 'Iced Frost' on Rory. They were discussing Lane's latest crush when suddenly Rory looked up and asked, "what time is it?"
Lane glanced at her watch, "It's 6:45. Why?"
"Oh no," Rory said hurrying with Lane's nail polish, "Jess is coming over for movie night tonight remember? I have to be there when he gets there!"
Lane finished up Rory's nails and looked at her as she put the cap on the bottle, "Why?"
"Mom might kill him," Rory said taking the bottle Lane extended towards her.
They stood up as Lane said, "Good reason."
"I'll see you tomorrow at ten to go shopping right?"
"Absolutely," Lane replied.
Rory grabbed her shoes and ran barefoot towards her house. Lane gathered her things and began walking home. When Rory reached the house the Jeep was parked there, she gave it a loving pat and headed up the steps. When she opened the door she immediately heard arguing. She peeked around the door to find Jess and Lorelai sitting in the living room arguing over Survivor.
"I'm telling you, they shouldn't have voted Rob off," Jess was saying.
"He was way too cocky," Lorelai countered, "He needed to go!"
"No way! He was honest. John was the cocky liar! Good riddance."
"Well I have to agree with you on that."
Rory stepped into the room, "I didn't know you watched Survivor, Jess."
He looked up at her with a smirk, "Oh yeah. It's almost as entertaining as Stars Hollow."
Lorelai snickered and they both looked at her. She feigned an innocent look and said, "So lets prepare the munchies shall we?"
Jess had brought a big bag of skittles and a huge thermos of coffee, which was gone in seconds. He also brought some Tostitos and a jar of salsa. Lorelai had ordered Chinese and bought Red Vines. They spread the food on the coffee table and began with watching 'She's All That'.
When scene on the street came up Lorelai looked at Jess and, in perfect time with Freddie Prinze Jr., pointed an egg roll at him as she said, "You know, you're eyes are really beautiful," complete with deep voice. Rory cracked up while Jess just smirked. Rory and Lorelai spent the rest of the movie quoting, and commenting on Paul Walker's hotness factor. During the cleaning scene Rory suddenly said, "Oh Oh! Push slow."
Jess looked at her, "Why?"
Lorelai answered for her, "She has the hots for the last JV Soccer Player that comes in the door." Rory glared at her mother and Jess laughed.
The end was near and Laney was just finding out about the bet. At the same time Jess and Lorelai quoted along with her, "Am I a bet?! Am I a FUCKING bet?" Both Lorelai and Rory stared at Jess in silence.
Finally Lorelai spoke, "You've seen this before."
Jess shifted uncomfortably, "Uh yeah." They all burst out laughing at and with Jess. Suddenly the end was upon them and Lorelai shushed them.
"This is my scene," she said. Right on cue with Rachel Leigh Cook she said, "I feel just like Julia Roberts in 'Pretty Woman', you know, except for that whole hooker thing."
After gorging themselves and watching all those movies Jess finally went to leave. Lorelai and Rory walked him to the door. "You know Jess, you're pretty fun on movie night. We'll have to do it more often," Lorelai said with a genuine smile.
Jess shrugged, "Sure, it isn't like there's a whole lot else to do."
Lorelai smiled and said good night then dragged herself upstairs to change. Rory looked at Jess, "I had fun."
"So did I."
"I guess I'll see you tomorrow," Rory said, "Night Jess."
"Night Rory," he said backing down the steps and heading off into the night.
Rory shut the door and walked towards her room. She'd just finished changing and was crawling into bed when Lorelai came in.
"Hey Kiddo," Lorelai said.
"Hey Mom," Rory said.
"Tonight was fun."
"Yeah it was."
"Jess isn't half bad."
"I know Mom."
"And he can definitely hold his own on movie night."
"Yes Mom. Sleep Now."
"Yeah, Okay, night Pumpkin."
"Night Mom."
