Chapter 2

Director: Okay guys, I've got the cast list ready. Are you ready for this? Here are the parts you are going to play: Mario, you will be Apu, the friendly shopkeep!

Mario: Mama mia! Er, I mean-a, by-a the eight-a arms of Ganeshu?

Director: Link, you will play Jimbo, the dude in the skull T-shirt.

Link: Cool! I get to shoplift from Mario! Five-finger discount, baby!

Mario: Not-a on your-a life!

Director: Moving on to Bowser, who will play Nelson-

Bowser: (questioning grunt)

Rest of the Smashers: Haw-haw!

Director: Pikachu and Yoshi, you two will play the family's pets, Snowball 2 and Santa's Little Helper.

Pikachu: Pika pika chu ka! (Translation: But I can't meow!)

Director: Zelda, you will play Lisa.

Zelda: If anyone wants me, I'll be in my room. (walks toward dressing room)

Director: Perfect! She's got it already! Now, Kirby, you are Gerald, the mono-browed baby who is Maggie's enemy.

Kirby: (glares daggers at the director)

Director: Yipe! Okay, let's keep going. Next is Samus, who will play Marge.

Samus: (displeased murmur)

Director: Peach, you will play Maude, if we decide to do a rerun.

Peach: I thought you said that we couldn't do reruns to the cameraman. Wait, I have to be a dead person? Icky!

Director: Fox, because of your laser, you will play Snake, a.k.a. Jailbird.

Fox: All right! Let's go smash things!

Falco: Wait! I've got a gun too!

Director: Falco, you're the stagehand.

Falco: Awwww.

Bowser: (utters a grunt that sounds surprisingly like 'Haw haw!')

Director: DK, you've got two roles, but don't worry, both of them are minor characters. You'll play the Comic Book Guy and Carl!

DK: Grunt gruntarunt grunt! (Translation: Worst characters ever!)

Director: Live with it. Now, Captain Falcon, you'll play Lenny, Carl's and Homer's best friend.

Falcon: Not Lenny!! (A/N: Those of you who have seen the episode where Homer scores 300 in bowling will get this joke.)

Director: Again I say, live with it. Ice Climbers, you will play Rod and Todd.

Popo: Why d'we have to do this?

Nana: We don't even like the Simpsons!

(Collective gasp)

Mewtwo: What you say!

Ness: Stop that, Mewtwo.

Director: LIVE WITH IT! But Ness, now that I think about it, you'll play. Milhouse.

Ness: (faints)

Director: Jigglypuff, you are Maggie!

Jigglypuff: (suck suck) (it is revealed that Jigglypuff sucks her thumb.)

Director: Now, Mewtwo and Pichu, you will play Mr. Burns and Smithers, the dithering lickspittle.

Mewtwo: Get me a soda, slave!

Pichu: (whimpers)

Director: Now, Marth and Roy, you will play Dolph and Kearney, the rest of Jimbo's gang.

Marth and Roy: All RIGHT! (High five)

Director: We're getting near the end, people. Ganondorf, you are Homer, and Y. Link, Bart.

Ganondorf: D'oh!

Y. Link: Ay Carumba!

Director: Finally, Dr. Mario will play Dr. Nick, Luigi will play Ralph, and Mr. Game and Watch will play Flanders.

Mr. G&W: Hi clickity ho click, neighborclicko!

-end chapter 2-

Hey, just a side note, thanks for all the suggestions. Next episode, filming! Review and tell me which episode I should choose.

Also, I snuck in a reference to "Who Wants to be a Millionaire- SSBM style!" Can you find it?