Signs

Ch. 2: Meanings

A/N: Okay, I dare somebody to write two fics based M. Night Shyalaman movies, I dare somebody to do a fic of 'The Sixth Sense', I could see Gaz being that kid who sees dead people... and somebody else to do one of 'Unbreakable', (Flashbacks of 'Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy' play on TV.) I could see Dib being the evil mastermind... But those two are just suggestions, the kid from 'The Sixth Sense' could be whoever and you can write who ever you think would work as the cast from 'Unbreakable'. E-mail me at abriisgrig@earthlink.net to ask if you can write the fics. For subject, just type 'Unbreakable' or "The Sixth Sense', that way I'll know which one you want to do. Yes, fan peeps will work as main charaters. For this 'X-Files'/'MiB'/'Invader Zim'/'Signs' mix up: I own nothing except Zkima, Arwin, Zeek, Graham, and Sybil, these guys will make themselves known later. The great M. Night Shyalaman owns himself.


Lady Thrax kicked Zim in the gut and pulled out a gun.

"Put your hands on your head or I'll shoot." she threatened.

Zim did as he was told. Dib stared.

"Is that gun real?" he asked.

Lady Thrax nodded.

"This little sucker was the only one minors could get, even though I've got friends in the FBI... 'Law is law' they said. It kinda sucks, but it could easily blow a hole in some place I think a guy would regret shot at." she said not keeping her eyes off Zim. Zim gulped.

"Do you know what that mark means?" he asked, taking a step foreword. Lady Thrax cocked the hammer on her gun.

"Listen to me! Do you?" he asked.

"No, but make it quick before I shoot you."

Zim gulped again, he was sweating nervously.

"It looks like the crop circle we are in now, it will change shape before a new crop circle appears. The mark will change into the newly made crop circle before they appear in the fields. Each one will get more complex, until- until it's over."

Lady Thrax growled. She grabbed Zim by his shirt collar and jammed her gun into his gut.

"What's going to be over?! Tell me now and try not to lie to me!" she snarled.

Zim fought to get out of her grip. Lady Thrax smiled evilly.

"One.." she said, she seemed to be holding back a laugh.

"Two.." Zim felt her finger grip the trigger.

"All right! They're coming! I don't know who or what they are but they are going to destroy this planet!" Zim screamed.

Lady Thrax threw the alien on to the ground.

"You've been a great help to the swollen eyeball society..." she said an evil look in her eyes.

Zim looked terrified.

"Here is your reward." Lady Thrax continued, she shot Zim in the head. She blew a small trail of smoke off the barrel of her gun. Dib stared in horror. Lady Thrax calmly cleaned the dark green blood off her hands (she shot Zim at point-blank range).

"Wh- why did you shoot him?" Dib asked.

"What if he really knew what was going on? He could've gone and contacted his space friends and that would've been us lying there instead of him. Besides I was given strict orders to hunt down and kill any alien lifeform found. I was doing my job." Lady Thrax said.

"Since when did the SE say you had to shoot and kill alien lifeforms?"

Lady Thrax smiled.

"Since we found out that the leader of our society is really M. Night Shyalaman." she said.

Dib's eyes widened.

"Really?"

"No. I'm kidding. But we were granted permission since 9/11. We aren't taking chances anymore... But sometimes, when you look back on the past, you realize your faults, your mistakes...You notice how cruel you've been to people. I now that for sure... I'm heartless... If it really is the end of the world- I'm screwed aren't I?" Lady Thrax said. She was looking at her hand, the weird crop circle shape was changing. She sighed.

"Here we go again."