Act 2

Scene 2 (Scene 1 was eaten by my extremely hungry mother who had to eat whole sheets of paper or she would explode.) (Set in the same place as Act 1 Scene 1.)

Liar Fraurance: Hello, Juleo. I'm here to cheer you up. On the way over, I saw Taco Bell burning in gigantically large flames.

Juleo: Really?!

Liar Fraurance: No. I just had to say lie. It's a compulsive thing, never mind.

Juleo: (In English accent) Blimey, it sure is hot in here! (Oh, wait I'm supposed to be Mexican.)

Liar Fraurance: You're right it sure is freezing in here! To cheer you up, I brought one of my friends, Romiet Montalet.

Juleo: Oh no! I'm not supposed to be seen with her. Our families our trying gruesomely obliterate each other.

Liar Fraurance: Well, here she comes (Miss America!) so I'll leave you two alone. By the way, my name is Slim Shady (yes, the real Slim Shady and I will please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.)

(Liar Fraurance (a.k.a. Slim Shady) stands up. He leaves.)

(Enter Romiet Montalet.)

Romiet: Despite the fact my family wants me to gruesomely obliterate you, I am the real Slim Shady!!! Not Liar Fraurance! Bwahahahaha!!! So Juleo, what up my homeslice?

Juleo: Not much my peep. Destroying Taco Bell, plotting and (of course) scheming to take over the world, the usual. You?

Romiet: Taking care of my gangsta cat (Example of a gangsta cat: Meow, you see, meow!) and stuffing my ceiling fans down my freakishly large turbo rabbit, furthering its largeness.

Juleo: I see.

Romiet: MOO!!!

(Awkward silence.)

Romiet: Sorry, I have OSOoCANS, Occasional Sudden Outbursts of Creepy Animal Noises Syndrome.

Juleo: Wow, me too! BAHHHH!!!!

Romiet: Well, I must be going because we can't let our parents catch us together.

Juleo: But I must see you again; you and your gansta cat must help me destroy Taco Bell!

Romiet: Ok, meet in the Taco Bell parking lot tomorrow at midnight.

(To be continued. Next time in Romiet and Juleo: What other creepy noises will Romiet and Juleo make? How will Romiet's gangsta help aid in the plot to destroy all Taco Bells? And we will ever find out who is the real Slim Shady?)