Act 4
Scene 1 - (Set in a can of tuna.)
(Enter Romiet, Juleo, and Liar Fraurance.)
Liar Fraurance: How did I get in this can of tuna? How do we all fit in this can of tuna? How do I get out of this can of tuna? Why do I keep saying can of tuna! Help, I can't stop saying can of tuna! Please...can of tuna!!! Ahhhh!!! Can of tuna!
Romiet: Gulp! Gulp! Smooch! Smooch! (This is the sound an ill-tempered tuna makes. She is having an OSOoCAN.)
Juleo: What the heck is that?
(Enter well-educated, adjective-addicted piranha.)
Piranha: I am the Big Piranha, head honcho, big cheese, top dog, big enchilada, big kahuna...anyway, on with my extremely long, exasperating, and boring introductory speech. Now, bow to me!!!
Juleo: Never!!!
Liar Fraurance: Can of tuna!!!
Piranha (to Liar Fraurance): How dare you insult me! I'll make you think tuna!!! I will now viciously and gruesomely eat your odd-shaped, disproportional, perpendicular, inexplicably hairy and unseasonably bloated, puke-colored leg.
(Piranha eats Liar Fraurance's leg.)
Liar Fraurance:Ahhhh!!! Can of tuna!!!
Piranha: Now I am the for certain, absolute, uncontested, and undeniably the real Slim Shady!!! Bwahahaha!!!
(To be continued. Next time in Romiet and Juleo: How will the characters get out of the tuna can? What parts of Liar Fraurance's body will the piranha eat next and will he get his leg back? Will he ever be able to stop saying "Can of tuna"? And how many more adjectives could possibly be used in one scene?)
