Chapter 3: Ben
Donovan and Adam were sitting on a couch in the tree, drinking chai tea,
when Peter came in, holding a sleeping Ben. Donovan kicked him and tried to
wake him up..
"That's not the point. The point you will never understand. Your minds are too primitive," he mumbled, sucking his thumb.
"Aw! Is he gay?" Peter asked, looking down at Ben.
"I'm not sure," Donovan replied, looking down at the STILL sleeping Ben.
Adam leaned down, and flicked his nose twice. Ben woke up instantly.
"I kicked him! How did your two flicky thing work?" Donovan asked, turning to Adam.
Ben looked at Donovan, and glared. "You kicked me?"
Peter looked from Donovan to Adam to Ben. "How do YOU know each other, this time?"
"Uhm. I dunno."
"Basically."
"Yeah."
"Um. I have a question," Ben said. "What the hell am I doing here?"
"You're to be our mother!"
"Oh god. Donovan, what the hell are you doing in my dream? Now, Adam, you're a regular," Ben winked at Adam (AN: don't worry, you're not the only one plagued with a sudden urge to raunch), but then looked back at Donovan and Peter. "But you two I don't understand. OH! TINKERBELL!" Ben jumped up and tried to catch the flying pixie, who was all the while wishing she had Donovan's magical "turn sideways and disappear" power.
"He's not safe, is he," Peter asked the other two.
Donovan and Adam solemnly shook their heads no.
"Grrr. I'll be back!"
"That's not the point. The point you will never understand. Your minds are too primitive," he mumbled, sucking his thumb.
"Aw! Is he gay?" Peter asked, looking down at Ben.
"I'm not sure," Donovan replied, looking down at the STILL sleeping Ben.
Adam leaned down, and flicked his nose twice. Ben woke up instantly.
"I kicked him! How did your two flicky thing work?" Donovan asked, turning to Adam.
Ben looked at Donovan, and glared. "You kicked me?"
Peter looked from Donovan to Adam to Ben. "How do YOU know each other, this time?"
"Uhm. I dunno."
"Basically."
"Yeah."
"Um. I have a question," Ben said. "What the hell am I doing here?"
"You're to be our mother!"
"Oh god. Donovan, what the hell are you doing in my dream? Now, Adam, you're a regular," Ben winked at Adam (AN: don't worry, you're not the only one plagued with a sudden urge to raunch), but then looked back at Donovan and Peter. "But you two I don't understand. OH! TINKERBELL!" Ben jumped up and tried to catch the flying pixie, who was all the while wishing she had Donovan's magical "turn sideways and disappear" power.
"He's not safe, is he," Peter asked the other two.
Donovan and Adam solemnly shook their heads no.
"Grrr. I'll be back!"
