Chapter 4: Roger
Roger was happily sitting on the table at Hangman's tree. And then he saw
Donovan. "Hey twig-boy."
Donovan rolled his eyes, and went to grab Ben and Roger.
"Ben!" Roger yelled, running up to hug a sad Ben, who was sad because Tinkerbell bit him.
"Is he gay?" Peter whispered at Donovan and Adam, who both nodded their heads yes.
"I prefer Heterosexually-challenged!"
"Where'd you learn such a big word?" Donovan asked.
"Will you be our mother?"
"Just because I'm bi, doesn't mean that I'm a girl, retard."
Peter's bottom lip wobbled.
"Good going, meanie!" Ben whispered in Roger's general direction.
"Stupid!"
"STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD!" "STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD TIMES 4"
"STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD TIMES A BILLION!"
"STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD TIMES AFINITY!"
Ben looked sad for a moment, as it seemed Roger had one their little debate. But Ben had one more trick up his sleeve. One that always worked. "Poser."
Roger fell to his knees, his hands in the air, and wailed "NOOOOOO!!!!"
Donovan rolled his eyes, and went to grab Ben and Roger.
"Ben!" Roger yelled, running up to hug a sad Ben, who was sad because Tinkerbell bit him.
"Is he gay?" Peter whispered at Donovan and Adam, who both nodded their heads yes.
"I prefer Heterosexually-challenged!"
"Where'd you learn such a big word?" Donovan asked.
"Will you be our mother?"
"Just because I'm bi, doesn't mean that I'm a girl, retard."
Peter's bottom lip wobbled.
"Good going, meanie!" Ben whispered in Roger's general direction.
"Stupid!"
"STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD!" "STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD TIMES 4"
"STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD TIMES A BILLION!"
"STUPID MEANIE POOPOOHEAD TIMES AFINITY!"
Ben looked sad for a moment, as it seemed Roger had one their little debate. But Ben had one more trick up his sleeve. One that always worked. "Poser."
Roger fell to his knees, his hands in the air, and wailed "NOOOOOO!!!!"
