Chapter 5: Duo The four boys all sat on the couch, Roger and Donovan as far away from each other as possible, and they tried to make idle conversatioin, while holding Ben back from jumping up and getting attacked by the cool pixie.

Peter showed up, for the last time in this story, (I know, I know, you guys are jumping up and down) with a girl with a braid.

Well, the four boys THOUGHT it was a girl, but when Peter laid "her" on the ground, the boys all recognized "her" as a him, named Duo Maxwell. How the hell did he do it? Duo was from a cartoon! They all contemplated this, and they were all brought back to the present by a voice saying, "Fred! I'm sorry for leaving you! George! It's not my fault Wufei killed you! It just happened! No, don't hurt me! He just doesn't like spiders. Um, His wife! Yeah, she died from a spider bite! See? I couldn't have saved you! NOO! Please don't turn Barney against me and make him tell me your death is my fault as well!"

Donovan leaned over carefully and flicked him twice on the nose. When he didn't wake up, he stood up and glared at Adam. Adam shook his head, and kicked Duo in the stomach, to which he awoke. "Ow! Stupid mofo. Ooh! Toto, we aren't in Kansas anymore!" Then Duo laughed to himself. "I always wanted to say that."

Roger looked at him quizzingly. How does your hair stay in a perfect braid, even while your sleeping?"

"It's a secret!"

Adam shook his head, and Donovan held Ben still, even though he was dying to know as well. Ben, angry that he was contained, followed Tinkerbell's movements with his eyes, trying to figure out a way to get her.

Duo looked over at Donovan's pajamas (which he was still in btw, cuz he was stolen at night. and he's to tall to fit into Peter's clothes!!) and burst into tears. He kneeled, and took the end of the shirt in his hand, and cried hard. "Steve!" he whimpered. "Why'd you have to go away? Joe can never replace you! Blue's clues will never be the same with out you! What about Magenta? She'll miss you too!"

Yes. Donovan was wearing Blue Clues Pajamas. Don't ask me how they were maid in his size. I don't know. Maybe he had them specially made.

Ben knelt down to Duo, and hugged him, and cried as well. "I know! Steve is so much cooler than Joe will ever be!!"

Peter leaned over to Adam and Donovan. "Are you POSITIVE he's not gay?"

Ok. That's the end. I know. There's no point. But I's almost 4:30 now, and I do need SOME sleep if I'm supposed to clean the house before I go to the movies tomorrow.. hehehe. Well, somehow they all get home, and gang up on Alex. Well, mainly D and Adam cuz she told Peter they were gay. Well, don't you think so? Ben was happy to see her, because, well, that's Ben. And so was Roger. Cuz the last time he saw her was at Putters. Anyways. I'm sorry for your time. I needed something to do, to work off my hyperness. Hehehe. I'm putting it up at ff.net yall.. hehehe. Well, night you guys!!