Random Fights Today's Match: Purse the Money Truck vs. CB the Red Caboose

Quick: Hallo!

Aqua: AH!

Chibi: AH!

CB and Purse: AHHHHH!

Quick: ^_^;; Oh. I guess I DID grab you all kind of suddenly.

Aqua: (looks at the title and yells) YOU'RE RIPPING OFF OF THE AFL!

Quick: No! Not at all! Everyone Else: (glares at her)

Quick: ^_^;; Well. maybe a little.

Chibi: That's low Quick.

Aqua: (weeps)

Quick: What? I went to RB-san's site and I was inspired! CB-sama vs. Pursey-chan. what better fight can there be!

Chibi: o_o.

Aqua: o_o.

CB and Purse: (attempt to crawl away. but are too slow) Aqua: CB-SAMA! (glomps him)

Chibi: PURSEY-CHAN! (glomps him)

Pursey and CB: x_x Help us.

Quick: I promise Aqua. I will always ask for your permission before doing this ever again.

Aqua: OKAY! (continues to shower her Caboose with love)

Quick: And Chibi. I promise to be as silly as possible and have this fight make NO sense what so ever!

Chibi: OKAY! (continues to hug the poor Money Truck)

Quick: Everyone happy then? Alrighty. will the contestants please take the field?

CB: (whispers to Purse) I think she means us.

Purse: (weeps)

Aqua and Chibi: (place them both in the arena)

Purse and CB: (stare at each other)

Quick: (coughs) I think it's time for Round One.

Aqua: (cocks head) What is that going to be?

Chibi: (glares at Quick) Don't say it.

Quick: (smirks and says 'it' anyway) SORE WA HIMITSU DESU!

Purse: (to CB) Maybe we should run?

CB: (shakes head) No good. they'll hunt us down.

Round One: Playing Gin

Everyone but Quick: O_O

Chibi: What kind of fight is this?

Aqua: Playing gin?

CB: (points to Purse) I have to play games with HIM?!

Purse: (bats eyes) I wouldn't mind playing with YOU CB.

CB: (glares at Quick)

Quick: Well. (laughs nervously) I don't want anybody to get hurt. so instead of PHYSICALLY fighting, the rounds will be different activities.

Aqua: (beams) So, that means CB-sama and Pursey-chan won't have to kill one another?

Quick: (nods)

Chibi: Well. that makes sense.. I suppose

Purse: (smiles sweetly) That's good, because I don't want to hurt little CB.

CB: (sends Quick a look of pure evil)

Quick: (shrugs at him)

CB: (sighs) Shall we pass out the cards?

Aqua: (grabs popcorn and a comfy chair)

Chibi: (does same, only with doughnuts)

Quick: (makes a table appear) Let the game begin! This round is simple, whoever gets Gin first, wins.

Purse: That doesn't sound too hard.

CB: (smirks and deals the cards)

Purse: (pulls a card from the top of the deck) Well. THIS card never helps anyone. I DESPISE the 'Suicide King'. (plays the King of Hearts face up)

CB: (picks it up and shows his hand) Gin.

Chibi: (sputters on doughnuts)

Aqua: (chokes on popcorn)

Purse: (mouth drops) HOW?!

CB: (shrugs and gives his trademark smile) Well. little Money Truck, that's the way the cards fall sometimes.

Quick: (mutters) Or the way they are set up.

Aqua: (Anime-like gasp) ARE YOU SAYING CB-SAMA CHEATED?!

Chibi: (sips some chocolate milk) Aqua. I hate to say this. but it WOULD fit perfectly with CB's character to do such a thing.

Purse: (kawaii Anime tear eyes) You. you would CHEAT on me, CB?

CB: (twitches) STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT! I'm STRAIGHT I TELL YOU!

Quick: (decides to put an end to the argument) Don't worry Pursey. you can catch up in the other rounds. and I will make sure. there is. ABSOULTELY NO CHEATING!

CB: (gives a slight gasp) Surely you are not directing your words to me? (angel wings and halo start to glow)

Aqua and Chibi: (big eyes) AWWW! HE'S SO CUUUUUUTE!

Quick: (is apparently the only one who sees the little red horns holding up the halo) Yeah. anyway, are you both ready for Round Two?

Purse: In order to reclaim my honor in this relationship with CB, I will press on!

CB: (twitches again) WOULD YOU STOP?! WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSIP! I AM STRAIGHT! STRAAAAAAIGHT!

Chibi: Awwww. denial! It's always the first sign!

Aqua: (weeps) CB-SAMA IS STRAIGHT!

Quick: -_-;; Yes. now to Round Two.

Round Two: Blowing Up Balloons

Aqua: Is this really an event?

Chibi: I think you just made this one up Quick.

Quick: -_-;; I MADE THIS ALL UP!

CB: (semi-sarcastically) Lucky us..

Pursey: (innocently) Can I have a green balloon?

Quick: Of course! (gives Purse a green balloon and CB a red one)

Chibi: Are you at least going to explain the rules Quick?

Aqua: (nods head) It would seem it is your duty as the host of this little romp.

Quick: Okay, the rules are simple. The one who blows up their balloon best.

CB: (looks at his balloon) This THING gets blown up?

Purse: (smirks) I'll show you how CB.

CB: (glares) No. thank you. I think I can figure it out.

Aqua: I don't think I like where this is going.

Chibi: (nods) Me neither.

Quick: (shrugs)

CB: (pulls out a stick of dynamite)

Purse: (starts off by wetting the end of his balloon, and inserts the tip of his tongue)

CB: (watches with interest, lighting the dynamite as he does so)

Aqua: Quick. don't you think this should end now?

Chibi: I don't want to hear an earth-shattering kaboom!

Quick: (shrugs again) I'm not making either one of you stay.

Purse: (sees the Caboose watching him) ^_~ (begins to blow)

CB: (flushes and sticks the dynamite into his balloon)

Aqua: (gasp) DID THAT MONEY TRUCK JUST WINK AT MY CB-SAMA?!

Chibi: Yup. but hey. there are worst things he could do to him.

Quick: (glares at Chibi) You want some kissy scenes, go pop in FAKE or write one yourself. I for one am a firm believer in the straightness of the Caboose.

Aqua: Alleluia!

Chibi: (grumble) Just saying they're a cute couple.

Quick and Aqua: (sighs) Yes Master.

Purse: (ties his balloon)

CB: (hides behind Quick, Aqua, and Chibi while his balloon explodes) Everyone But CB: WE'RE ALL TOASTY.

Aqua: (coughs from smoke) So, Quick, who wins THIS round?

Chibi: Purse of course! He blew up his balloon!

Aqua: (defensively) CB-sama blew up his balloon too!

Purse: (plays with his balloon)

CB: (picks up the pieces of his balloon to throw them away)

Quick: They both win! They both successfully blew up their balloon. although they had completely different ways of doing it.

Chibi: How many of these 'rounds' are left?

Aqua: Hopefully not too many. I wanna get my CB-sama away from Purse. no offense to Pursey-chan, of course

Purse: (sweet smile) None taken!

CB: (praying to the Starlight) And if I survive this without getting plastered with Purse's lips, I SWEAR I will never laugh at the poor bums the Rockies throw out again!

Quick: Yeah. anyway, on to Round Three!

Round Three: Picking Out Poofs

Aqua and CB: NOOOOOOO!!!!

Chibi and Purse: (triumphant laughter) THIS WILL BE THE BEST ROUND EVER!

Quick: I guess you really can't please everyone.

Purse: (smiles semi-evilly) I am very happy.

CB: (weeps)

Aqua: (also weeps) My poor CB-sama.

Chibi: MWAHAHAHA!

Quick: Well. if CB wants to RESIGN this Round.

CB: NO! I.I. I'll participate.

Purse: YAY!

Chibi: (consoles Aqua): Maybe this better be quick, Quick. I KNOW we don't want to drown from the tears.

Aqua: (sniffles) No. if CB-sama can make it. I can too.

Quick: Alrighty then. the rules are simple. Whoever picks the most poofs from the line up of guys, wins. All of the ones who admitted to being poofs have it written on their cards. in unique forms. All the straight ones have something else. You'll catch on quick.

Aqua: Quick. do you ALWAYS have to say the rules are simple?

Quick: . yes. tis part of my hosting duties.

Chibi: Oh. then I'm glad Aqua asked, because I was wondering too.

Quick: Shall we get back to the round no one is happy with?

CB: Well. let's get this over with.

Purse: (hugs him from behind) Aww. this will be FUN CB.

CB: (punches him away) -_-;; Please. hurry and let the torture end.

Aqua: (has an angry look)

Chibi: (attempts to calm her down) It's okay Aqua, I'm sure CB is USED to getting hit on, being so cute and all.

Aqua: (sends her the glare)

Quick: (laughs nervously) And our line up today is Bobo, Electra, Krupp, Flattop, Rocky 3, Turnov, and Nintendo.

Purse: You can choose first, CB.

CB: Errm. BOBO!

Bobo: (holds up a sign showing Electra and himself sharing a rather passionate looking kiss)

Quick: Yep. he's a poof.

Purse: MASTER ELECTRA! HOW COULD YOU BE UNFAITHFUL TO MEEE?!

Aqua: Oh no! He guessed the other obvious choice!

Chibi: I don't think that was his guess.

Quick: (shrugs) We'll count it. Electra, please hold up your card.

Electra: (holds up a sign showing Purse and himself sharing another kiss, with the words "My One True Love", written at the bottom)

Purse: (shining Anime eyes) Awwww. how sweet. I love you Master!

Quick: CB! PICK THE NEXT ONE QUICK! WE MUST KEEP THIS RATED G!

CB: (hastily) Nintendo? Nintendo: (holds up a picture of himself playing Paper Mario)

Purse: (giggles) Rocky 3, of course!

Rocky 3: (holds up a classic FAKE picture of Ryo and Dee about to kiss)

Aqua: COME ON CB-SAMA! YOU CAN DOOOO IT!

Chibi: (shakes head) I think Pursey-chan has him beat.

CB: (obviously has no clue) Krupp?

Krupp: (shows a picture of various machine guns)

Purse: Turnov.

Turnov: (sheepishly holds up a picture of Purse and Electra sharing a lollypop)

Everyone but Purse: O_O

Chibi: TURNOV?!

Aqua: I never would have guessed.

Quick: Me neither.

CB: (to Purse) I won't even ask how you knew.

Purse: ^_^

CB: (sighs) Flattop.

Flattop: (holds up a picture of a brick)

Aqua: Purse won!

Chibi: That's no surprise really.

Quick: Well. I guess for this fight, there is no leader. They share the win.

Purse: (gets closer to CB) That's not the only thing I'd like to share.

CB: (screams and runs to hide behind Aqua)

Aqua: CB-SAMA!

Chibi: So cute.

Electra: (sniffs) COME PURSEY!

Purse: (clings to his master)

Quick: Well. until the next Random Fight, good bye, and always remember, you need a nickel to take over the world!