Random Fights The Tag Team: Greaseball and Rusty vs. Electra and Bobo

Quick: Welcome to another Random Fight!

Aqua: Quick, do you do these things with people other than STEX?

Chibi: I mean, what about some anime or another musical or something?

Quick: I'll do some Random Fights about them later. when I actually have inspiration.

Aqua: So, what inspired this fight?

Quick: Chibi, actually.

Chibi: Me?!

Quick: (nods) We were talking on the phone that one time and talking about wrestling, and well, here it is!

Aqua: You mean there's going to be actual physical fighting?

Quick: Er. sort of.

Chibi: What do you mean, sort of?

Quick: Just like in the last match, I don't REALLY want anyone to be hurt. but there will be a little more physical stuff.

Aqua: (looks at the matches) None that are inappropriate I hope?

Quick: Of course not! But if I tell you it will ruin the fight!

Chibi: (looks at her own name) I got a color change?

Quick: Yeah. I was gonna give you green in the first match, but Pursey needed it. Now you have it for always!

Chibi: Yay.

Aqua: (points to the rather frightened looking Rusty and Greaseball) Have you explained to them what's going to happen?

Quick: Yep!

Rusty and Greaseball: That's why we're scared!

Bobo and Electra: (giggle)

Chibi: Maybe we should get to the first Round?

Aqua and Quick: (nod)

Round One: Arm Wrestling

Chibi: Is THIS what you meant by a little more physical?

Quick: Yep! ^_^

Aqua: I guess that's cute.

Quick: (laughs and hands her a CB plushie) Better?

Aqua: (squishing it) Yep! :-D

Chibi: Hey, where's my plushie?

Quick: (gives her an Electra plushie) There ya go!

Chibi: Yay. now. start this match!

Quick: Okay. in this match the heavy weight from each team will battle each other in an arm wrestling match. So, Electra and Greaseball, you're up!

Electra: (in female mode) Okay!

Greaseball: (groans) Why me?

Aqua: So, what are Rusty and Bobo going to be doing right now?

Chibi: (watches them) Well. Rusty is going to be fighting a battle of his own. we all know how Bobo is.

Quick: No he won't. (smirks) There's a glass screen between the two. absolutely NOTHING is going to happen!

Aqua: Thank goodness!

Chibi: Umm. round?

Quick: Oh yes. begin!

Greaseball: (sighs and places arm on table in proper stance) Let's hurry up and get this over with.

Electra: (copies his movements with a girlish giggle) You so cute!

Greaseball: (gags and grabs Electra's hand)

Electra: Aw. if you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do was ask! ^_~

Greaseball: (shifts uncomfortably in his seat)

Electra: (gives a slight shriek) Eww. sweaty hands.

Aqua: .

Chibi: .

Quick: Trains have sweat glands?

Chibi: I guess so.

Aqua: (shrugs)

Rusty: (is glad there is a screen between he and Bobo)

Bobo: (licks strawberry lollypop and roots for Elok)

Electra: (coyly) Sooooo. are we just going to sit here, or are you actually going to start the romance?

Greaseball: (gags and slams the femme's hand to the table)

Electra: Ouch! You. you nasty oiler! No wonder Dinah is afraid of you!

Aqua: Well. that was. interesting.

Chibi: I guess.

Quick: Well. I suppose Greaseball and Rusty win this first round.

Greaseball: Thank the Starlight it's over.

Electra: I'll say. your hands felt filthy!

Quick: -_-;; On to Round Two?

Aqua and Chibi: Please..

Round Two: Name Calling

Chibi: Okay. Quick. no offense. but you're getting ridiculous

Quick: (sniffs) I like ridiculous! This is a humor story after all. soley for entertainment.

Aqua: (huggles her Caboose plushie) So long as I have CB-sama! :-D

Quick: Now. for this round. the two light weights will participate in a name calling. err.. frenzy or whatever you want to call it. Whoever can not think of a reply first, is the loser. So, Rusty and Bobo, please take the field.

Rusty: Umm. who starts?

Chibi: BOBO!

Aqua: RUSTY-SAN!

Quick: (flips a coin) You do Rusty!

Bobo: Okay. I can handle that. I have a SECRET WEAPON! (laughs semi- manically)

Rusty: Ooookay. you flaming poof of a French Engine!

Aqua: Ah! The rating just went up!

Chibi: (shrugs) Quick always makes it PG-13 anyway. just in case.

Quick: Rusty's starting out strong.

Bobo: Oh yeah, you big meanie poo poo head!

Rusty: You fruit!

Bobo: You cabbage head!

Electra: (from the sidelines) RUSTY! YOU STUD MUFFIN!

Rusty: (flushes BRIGHT red and stammers)

Chibi: Looks like Elok and Bobo win this one.

Greaseball: That's not fair! Electra interfered!

Aqua: He's got a point there.

Quick: Yes, he does. Okay, starting over with Rusty, and no more interference from the partners.

Rusty: (calms down enough to continue) You son of an elder berry smelling father and a duck of a mother!

Bobo: Time for my. SECRET WEAPON! (to Rusty) YOU S.O.G.!

Rusty: (gasp)

Greaseball: (gasp)

Electra: (gasp)

Aqua: (gasp)

Chibi: (gasp)

Quick: (gasp)

(Insert a small amount of silence here. along with 53 cents. thank you)

Aqua: Umm. what exactly IS an S.O.G.?

Quick: Son Of A Gun. man. I didn't know Bobo could be such a potty mouth!

Chibi: Me neither.

Rusty: (cannot think of another name to call Bobo)

Quick: Oh well. Bobo and Electra win this round.

Chibi: Yay!

Aqua: I like muffins.

Greaseball: Yes! Only one more round to go and I'm home free!

Electra: (sighs) I suppose all good things must come to an end!

Rusty: (still stammering from being called an S.O.G.)

Bobo: ^_~ VIVE ME! (Author's Note: I know. not French. please don't sue me.)

Round Three: Ball Room Dancing

Greaseball: No! Absolutely not!

Quick: What's wrong?

Greaseball: You're going to make me dance with one of those. FREAKS! (points to Electra and Bobo)

Electra and Bobo: ^_^

Rusty: (softly) I don't think I like this any better than GB.

Chibi: Awww. what's wrong you two? Afraid you'll like it?

Aqua: CHIBI! That's mean!

Chibi: ^_~

Quick: Well. I'm sorry. but I really can't help it. I have no other event scheduled. You HAVE to dance with them, but I promise, the minute one of them puts the moves on you and you panic, I'll D.Q. them. How's that?

Rusty and Greaseball: (sigh) I guess it will do.

Chibi: Soooo, who are our lovely young couples?

Aqua: You are enjoying this far too much.

Chibi: :-P

Quick: (reads her card) Greaseball and Bobo. and Electra and Rusty.

Bobo: Oh.I get the big strong MAAAAAN!

Greaseball: (eye twitches)

Electra: (switches to male mode) You can have him! I get the cute one!

Rusty: (blush)

Quick: Errm. yeah. anyway, the rules are that the TEAM who stays up longest, wins. Both members of the team must stop dancing to be considered the losing side. Everyone understand?

The Engines: Yes.

Electra and Bobo: (start whispering hastily to each other)

Aqua: What are they doing?

Chibi: I think they're plotting against the other side.

Rusty and Greaseball: Oh. joy.

Quick: Begin!

Greaseball: (reluctantly takes Bobo's arms)

Bobo: No, no dear. (moves Greaseball's arm to his waist)

Greaseball: o_o( Help me.

Electra: (rolls over to Rusty) Come here my sweet Steamer!

Rusty: (gasps slightly as Electra pulls him close and wraps an arm around his waist)

Electra: Sh. no fear.

Quick: Okay! Aqua, would you please press the Play button on the stereo?

Aqua: (looks around) Where is it?

Quick: . It isn't behind you?

Aqua: Nope.

Quick: (nervously) Then I have no music for them to dance to!

Chibi: Never fear, my minions. I have music!

Quick and Aqua: You do?

Chibi: Yep! (pops in one of the many Anime/STEX cd's she owns) First song. AC-DC!

Aqua: -_-;; A tad biased, Chibi-chan?

Chibi: ^_^

Quick: It's all we have.

Greaseball: (muttering softly to try and bear the fact he is dancing with another man) 2+2 is 4, 3+3 is 6.

Bobo: Aww. I'll bet you have nice pillow talk.

Greaseball: (eye twitches again)

Electra: (puts Rusty in a back bend and winks at Bobo)

Bobo: (winks back)

Chibi: Oh. I can't wait to see what they are plotting!

Aqua: I think I can.

Quick: (watches with a shrug)

Rusty: . Electra? Could you please let me up now?

Electra: (snapping back to reality and pulls Rusty back up) I dunno. I kinda like the fact that you were on bottom.

Rusty: (blushes again)

Bobo: (snuggles closer to Greaseball) Oh GB. you are so BIG and STRONG!

Greaseball: (quickly muttering) X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared, minus four AC all over two A.

Bobo: (kisses him on the cheek)

Greaseball: AUGH! THE GERMS! THE GERMS! WHAT IF HIS DISEASE IS CONTAGIOUS?! AHHHHH!!!! (runs off in horror)

Bobo: Noooo. come back! (chases after him)

Rusty: (whirls to see what happened) Wha-?

Electra: (takes the opportunity to pull Rusty VERY close to him) Rusty- chan.

Rusty: (pink cheeks) Yessss?

Electra: (kisses him passionately on the lips)

Aqua: (gasp)

Chibi: (gasp)

Quick: (gasp)

Rusty and Elok: (kiss)

(Insert more silence here. and maybe a bagel? I like bagels.)

Aqua: Don't know why we were gasping.

Chibi: Yeah. everyone knew this was coming.

Quick: Even I did.

Rusty: (breaks the kiss) But. I thought.

Electra: (caresses his face) That I wanted Pearl? Oh no. all I want is you.

Rusty: (blushes a deep shade of crimson)

Electra: You are so cute when you blush.

Rusty: (blushes more)

Chibi: So, Quick, is this another 'Tie'?

Quick: Of course not!

Aqua: Why not? Both teams stopped dancing!

Quick: (shakes head and points to Electra) He's been shaking his little tail the WHOLE time! Electra never stopped dancing, so Electra and Bobo win.

Bobo: (chases Greaseball back in) It worked, Electra!

Electra: (triumphantly) It sure did, mon ami.

Greaseball: (hides behind Quick, Chibi, and Aqua)

Rusty: (has tears in his eyes)

Aqua: Awwww. what's wrong with Rusty-san?

Chibi: He looks so sad.

Quick: Almost like he's heartbroken.

Electra: (gives Rusty a puzzled look)

Rusty: You. you kissed me just to make me stop dancing so you could win?

Bobo: ^_^ It was a BRILLIANT PLAN!

Electra: Yeah it was. (stares into Rusty's eyes) But everything I said about YOU is true.

Rusty: (shiny anime eyes) Electra.

Electra: Yesssss?

Rusty: (pecks him on the cheek)

Aqua: o_o

Quick: o_o

Chibi: o_o

Greaseball: o_o

Bobo: o_o

Electra: O_O

Rusty: (looks at his feet)

Electra: (picks him up and kisses him again)

Aqua: Well. Quick. if you want to keep your rating. we'd better end this now.

Chibi: I agree.

Quick: Yeah. so ends Round Two. The winners were Bobo and Electra. And remember until next time, green and yellow look REALLLY good on a certain Money Truck!