Random Fights
The Tag Team: Greaseball and Rusty vs. Electra and Bobo
Quick: Welcome to another Random Fight!
Aqua: Quick, do you do these things with people other than STEX?
Chibi: I mean, what about some anime or another musical or something?
Quick: I'll do some Random Fights about them later. when I actually have inspiration.
Aqua: So, what inspired this fight?
Quick: Chibi, actually.
Chibi: Me?!
Quick: (nods) We were talking on the phone that one time and talking about wrestling, and well, here it is!
Aqua: You mean there's going to be actual physical fighting?
Quick: Er. sort of.
Chibi: What do you mean, sort of?
Quick: Just like in the last match, I don't REALLY want anyone to be hurt. but there will be a little more physical stuff.
Aqua: (looks at the matches) None that are inappropriate I hope?
Quick: Of course not! But if I tell you it will ruin the fight!
Chibi: (looks at her own name) I got a color change?
Quick: Yeah. I was gonna give you green in the first match, but Pursey needed it. Now you have it for always!
Chibi: Yay.
Aqua: (points to the rather frightened looking Rusty and Greaseball) Have you explained to them what's going to happen?
Quick: Yep!
Rusty and Greaseball: That's why we're scared!
Bobo and Electra: (giggle)
Chibi: Maybe we should get to the first Round?
Aqua and Quick: (nod)
Round One: Arm Wrestling
Chibi: Is THIS what you meant by a little more physical?
Quick: Yep! ^_^
Aqua: I guess that's cute.
Quick: (laughs and hands her a CB plushie) Better?
Aqua: (squishing it) Yep! :-D
Chibi: Hey, where's my plushie?
Quick: (gives her an Electra plushie) There ya go!
Chibi: Yay. now. start this match!
Quick: Okay. in this match the heavy weight from each team will battle each other in an arm wrestling match. So, Electra and Greaseball, you're up!
Electra: (in female mode) Okay!
Greaseball: (groans) Why me?
Aqua: So, what are Rusty and Bobo going to be doing right now?
Chibi: (watches them) Well. Rusty is going to be fighting a battle of his own. we all know how Bobo is.
Quick: No he won't. (smirks) There's a glass screen between the two. absolutely NOTHING is going to happen!
Aqua: Thank goodness!
Chibi: Umm. round?
Quick: Oh yes. begin!
Greaseball: (sighs and places arm on table in proper stance) Let's hurry up and get this over with.
Electra: (copies his movements with a girlish giggle) You so cute!
Greaseball: (gags and grabs Electra's hand)
Electra: Aw. if you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do was ask! ^_~
Greaseball: (shifts uncomfortably in his seat)
Electra: (gives a slight shriek) Eww. sweaty hands.
Aqua: .
Chibi: .
Quick: Trains have sweat glands?
Chibi: I guess so.
Aqua: (shrugs)
Rusty: (is glad there is a screen between he and Bobo)
Bobo: (licks strawberry lollypop and roots for Elok)
Electra: (coyly) Sooooo. are we just going to sit here, or are you actually going to start the romance?
Greaseball: (gags and slams the femme's hand to the table)
Electra: Ouch! You. you nasty oiler! No wonder Dinah is afraid of you!
Aqua: Well. that was. interesting.
Chibi: I guess.
Quick: Well. I suppose Greaseball and Rusty win this first round.
Greaseball: Thank the Starlight it's over.
Electra: I'll say. your hands felt filthy!
Quick: -_-;; On to Round Two?
Aqua and Chibi: Please..
Round Two: Name Calling
Chibi: Okay. Quick. no offense. but you're getting ridiculous
Quick: (sniffs) I like ridiculous! This is a humor story after all. soley for entertainment.
Aqua: (huggles her Caboose plushie) So long as I have CB-sama! :-D
Quick: Now. for this round. the two light weights will participate in a name calling. err.. frenzy or whatever you want to call it. Whoever can not think of a reply first, is the loser. So, Rusty and Bobo, please take the field.
Rusty: Umm. who starts?
Chibi: BOBO!
Aqua: RUSTY-SAN!
Quick: (flips a coin) You do Rusty!
Bobo: Okay. I can handle that. I have a SECRET WEAPON! (laughs semi- manically)
Rusty: Ooookay. you flaming poof of a French Engine!
Aqua: Ah! The rating just went up!
Chibi: (shrugs) Quick always makes it PG-13 anyway. just in case.
Quick: Rusty's starting out strong.
Bobo: Oh yeah, you big meanie poo poo head!
Rusty: You fruit!
Bobo: You cabbage head!
Electra: (from the sidelines) RUSTY! YOU STUD MUFFIN!
Rusty: (flushes BRIGHT red and stammers)
Chibi: Looks like Elok and Bobo win this one.
Greaseball: That's not fair! Electra interfered!
Aqua: He's got a point there.
Quick: Yes, he does. Okay, starting over with Rusty, and no more interference from the partners.
Rusty: (calms down enough to continue) You son of an elder berry smelling father and a duck of a mother!
Bobo: Time for my. SECRET WEAPON! (to Rusty) YOU S.O.G.!
Rusty: (gasp)
Greaseball: (gasp)
Electra: (gasp)
Aqua: (gasp)
Chibi: (gasp)
Quick: (gasp)
(Insert a small amount of silence here. along with 53 cents. thank you)
Aqua: Umm. what exactly IS an S.O.G.?
Quick: Son Of A Gun. man. I didn't know Bobo could be such a potty mouth!
Chibi: Me neither.
Rusty: (cannot think of another name to call Bobo)
Quick: Oh well. Bobo and Electra win this round.
Chibi: Yay!
Aqua: I like muffins.
Greaseball: Yes! Only one more round to go and I'm home free!
Electra: (sighs) I suppose all good things must come to an end!
Rusty: (still stammering from being called an S.O.G.)
Bobo: ^_~ VIVE ME! (Author's Note: I know. not French. please don't sue me.)
Round Three: Ball Room Dancing
Greaseball: No! Absolutely not!
Quick: What's wrong?
Greaseball: You're going to make me dance with one of those. FREAKS! (points to Electra and Bobo)
Electra and Bobo: ^_^
Rusty: (softly) I don't think I like this any better than GB.
Chibi: Awww. what's wrong you two? Afraid you'll like it?
Aqua: CHIBI! That's mean!
Chibi: ^_~
Quick: Well. I'm sorry. but I really can't help it. I have no other event scheduled. You HAVE to dance with them, but I promise, the minute one of them puts the moves on you and you panic, I'll D.Q. them. How's that?
Rusty and Greaseball: (sigh) I guess it will do.
Chibi: Soooo, who are our lovely young couples?
Aqua: You are enjoying this far too much.
Chibi: :-P
Quick: (reads her card) Greaseball and Bobo. and Electra and Rusty.
Bobo: Oh.I get the big strong MAAAAAN!
Greaseball: (eye twitches)
Electra: (switches to male mode) You can have him! I get the cute one!
Rusty: (blush)
Quick: Errm. yeah. anyway, the rules are that the TEAM who stays up longest, wins. Both members of the team must stop dancing to be considered the losing side. Everyone understand?
The Engines: Yes.
Electra and Bobo: (start whispering hastily to each other)
Aqua: What are they doing?
Chibi: I think they're plotting against the other side.
Rusty and Greaseball: Oh. joy.
Quick: Begin!
Greaseball: (reluctantly takes Bobo's arms)
Bobo: No, no dear. (moves Greaseball's arm to his waist)
Greaseball: o_o( Help me.
Electra: (rolls over to Rusty) Come here my sweet Steamer!
Rusty: (gasps slightly as Electra pulls him close and wraps an arm around his waist)
Electra: Sh. no fear.
Quick: Okay! Aqua, would you please press the Play button on the stereo?
Aqua: (looks around) Where is it?
Quick: . It isn't behind you?
Aqua: Nope.
Quick: (nervously) Then I have no music for them to dance to!
Chibi: Never fear, my minions. I have music!
Quick and Aqua: You do?
Chibi: Yep! (pops in one of the many Anime/STEX cd's she owns) First song. AC-DC!
Aqua: -_-;; A tad biased, Chibi-chan?
Chibi: ^_^
Quick: It's all we have.
Greaseball: (muttering softly to try and bear the fact he is dancing with another man) 2+2 is 4, 3+3 is 6.
Bobo: Aww. I'll bet you have nice pillow talk.
Greaseball: (eye twitches again)
Electra: (puts Rusty in a back bend and winks at Bobo)
Bobo: (winks back)
Chibi: Oh. I can't wait to see what they are plotting!
Aqua: I think I can.
Quick: (watches with a shrug)
Rusty: . Electra? Could you please let me up now?
Electra: (snapping back to reality and pulls Rusty back up) I dunno. I kinda like the fact that you were on bottom.
Rusty: (blushes again)
Bobo: (snuggles closer to Greaseball) Oh GB. you are so BIG and STRONG!
Greaseball: (quickly muttering) X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared, minus four AC all over two A.
Bobo: (kisses him on the cheek)
Greaseball: AUGH! THE GERMS! THE GERMS! WHAT IF HIS DISEASE IS CONTAGIOUS?! AHHHHH!!!! (runs off in horror)
Bobo: Noooo. come back! (chases after him)
Rusty: (whirls to see what happened) Wha-?
Electra: (takes the opportunity to pull Rusty VERY close to him) Rusty- chan.
Rusty: (pink cheeks) Yessss?
Electra: (kisses him passionately on the lips)
Aqua: (gasp)
Chibi: (gasp)
Quick: (gasp)
Rusty and Elok: (kiss)
(Insert more silence here. and maybe a bagel? I like bagels.)
Aqua: Don't know why we were gasping.
Chibi: Yeah. everyone knew this was coming.
Quick: Even I did.
Rusty: (breaks the kiss) But. I thought.
Electra: (caresses his face) That I wanted Pearl? Oh no. all I want is you.
Rusty: (blushes a deep shade of crimson)
Electra: You are so cute when you blush.
Rusty: (blushes more)
Chibi: So, Quick, is this another 'Tie'?
Quick: Of course not!
Aqua: Why not? Both teams stopped dancing!
Quick: (shakes head and points to Electra) He's been shaking his little tail the WHOLE time! Electra never stopped dancing, so Electra and Bobo win.
Bobo: (chases Greaseball back in) It worked, Electra!
Electra: (triumphantly) It sure did, mon ami.
Greaseball: (hides behind Quick, Chibi, and Aqua)
Rusty: (has tears in his eyes)
Aqua: Awwww. what's wrong with Rusty-san?
Chibi: He looks so sad.
Quick: Almost like he's heartbroken.
Electra: (gives Rusty a puzzled look)
Rusty: You. you kissed me just to make me stop dancing so you could win?
Bobo: ^_^ It was a BRILLIANT PLAN!
Electra: Yeah it was. (stares into Rusty's eyes) But everything I said about YOU is true.
Rusty: (shiny anime eyes) Electra.
Electra: Yesssss?
Rusty: (pecks him on the cheek)
Aqua: o_o
Quick: o_o
Chibi: o_o
Greaseball: o_o
Bobo: o_o
Electra: O_O
Rusty: (looks at his feet)
Electra: (picks him up and kisses him again)
Aqua: Well. Quick. if you want to keep your rating. we'd better end this now.
Chibi: I agree.
Quick: Yeah. so ends Round Two. The winners were Bobo and Electra. And remember until next time, green and yellow look REALLLY good on a certain Money Truck!
Quick: Welcome to another Random Fight!
Aqua: Quick, do you do these things with people other than STEX?
Chibi: I mean, what about some anime or another musical or something?
Quick: I'll do some Random Fights about them later. when I actually have inspiration.
Aqua: So, what inspired this fight?
Quick: Chibi, actually.
Chibi: Me?!
Quick: (nods) We were talking on the phone that one time and talking about wrestling, and well, here it is!
Aqua: You mean there's going to be actual physical fighting?
Quick: Er. sort of.
Chibi: What do you mean, sort of?
Quick: Just like in the last match, I don't REALLY want anyone to be hurt. but there will be a little more physical stuff.
Aqua: (looks at the matches) None that are inappropriate I hope?
Quick: Of course not! But if I tell you it will ruin the fight!
Chibi: (looks at her own name) I got a color change?
Quick: Yeah. I was gonna give you green in the first match, but Pursey needed it. Now you have it for always!
Chibi: Yay.
Aqua: (points to the rather frightened looking Rusty and Greaseball) Have you explained to them what's going to happen?
Quick: Yep!
Rusty and Greaseball: That's why we're scared!
Bobo and Electra: (giggle)
Chibi: Maybe we should get to the first Round?
Aqua and Quick: (nod)
Round One: Arm Wrestling
Chibi: Is THIS what you meant by a little more physical?
Quick: Yep! ^_^
Aqua: I guess that's cute.
Quick: (laughs and hands her a CB plushie) Better?
Aqua: (squishing it) Yep! :-D
Chibi: Hey, where's my plushie?
Quick: (gives her an Electra plushie) There ya go!
Chibi: Yay. now. start this match!
Quick: Okay. in this match the heavy weight from each team will battle each other in an arm wrestling match. So, Electra and Greaseball, you're up!
Electra: (in female mode) Okay!
Greaseball: (groans) Why me?
Aqua: So, what are Rusty and Bobo going to be doing right now?
Chibi: (watches them) Well. Rusty is going to be fighting a battle of his own. we all know how Bobo is.
Quick: No he won't. (smirks) There's a glass screen between the two. absolutely NOTHING is going to happen!
Aqua: Thank goodness!
Chibi: Umm. round?
Quick: Oh yes. begin!
Greaseball: (sighs and places arm on table in proper stance) Let's hurry up and get this over with.
Electra: (copies his movements with a girlish giggle) You so cute!
Greaseball: (gags and grabs Electra's hand)
Electra: Aw. if you wanted to hold my hand, all you had to do was ask! ^_~
Greaseball: (shifts uncomfortably in his seat)
Electra: (gives a slight shriek) Eww. sweaty hands.
Aqua: .
Chibi: .
Quick: Trains have sweat glands?
Chibi: I guess so.
Aqua: (shrugs)
Rusty: (is glad there is a screen between he and Bobo)
Bobo: (licks strawberry lollypop and roots for Elok)
Electra: (coyly) Sooooo. are we just going to sit here, or are you actually going to start the romance?
Greaseball: (gags and slams the femme's hand to the table)
Electra: Ouch! You. you nasty oiler! No wonder Dinah is afraid of you!
Aqua: Well. that was. interesting.
Chibi: I guess.
Quick: Well. I suppose Greaseball and Rusty win this first round.
Greaseball: Thank the Starlight it's over.
Electra: I'll say. your hands felt filthy!
Quick: -_-;; On to Round Two?
Aqua and Chibi: Please..
Round Two: Name Calling
Chibi: Okay. Quick. no offense. but you're getting ridiculous
Quick: (sniffs) I like ridiculous! This is a humor story after all. soley for entertainment.
Aqua: (huggles her Caboose plushie) So long as I have CB-sama! :-D
Quick: Now. for this round. the two light weights will participate in a name calling. err.. frenzy or whatever you want to call it. Whoever can not think of a reply first, is the loser. So, Rusty and Bobo, please take the field.
Rusty: Umm. who starts?
Chibi: BOBO!
Aqua: RUSTY-SAN!
Quick: (flips a coin) You do Rusty!
Bobo: Okay. I can handle that. I have a SECRET WEAPON! (laughs semi- manically)
Rusty: Ooookay. you flaming poof of a French Engine!
Aqua: Ah! The rating just went up!
Chibi: (shrugs) Quick always makes it PG-13 anyway. just in case.
Quick: Rusty's starting out strong.
Bobo: Oh yeah, you big meanie poo poo head!
Rusty: You fruit!
Bobo: You cabbage head!
Electra: (from the sidelines) RUSTY! YOU STUD MUFFIN!
Rusty: (flushes BRIGHT red and stammers)
Chibi: Looks like Elok and Bobo win this one.
Greaseball: That's not fair! Electra interfered!
Aqua: He's got a point there.
Quick: Yes, he does. Okay, starting over with Rusty, and no more interference from the partners.
Rusty: (calms down enough to continue) You son of an elder berry smelling father and a duck of a mother!
Bobo: Time for my. SECRET WEAPON! (to Rusty) YOU S.O.G.!
Rusty: (gasp)
Greaseball: (gasp)
Electra: (gasp)
Aqua: (gasp)
Chibi: (gasp)
Quick: (gasp)
(Insert a small amount of silence here. along with 53 cents. thank you)
Aqua: Umm. what exactly IS an S.O.G.?
Quick: Son Of A Gun. man. I didn't know Bobo could be such a potty mouth!
Chibi: Me neither.
Rusty: (cannot think of another name to call Bobo)
Quick: Oh well. Bobo and Electra win this round.
Chibi: Yay!
Aqua: I like muffins.
Greaseball: Yes! Only one more round to go and I'm home free!
Electra: (sighs) I suppose all good things must come to an end!
Rusty: (still stammering from being called an S.O.G.)
Bobo: ^_~ VIVE ME! (Author's Note: I know. not French. please don't sue me.)
Round Three: Ball Room Dancing
Greaseball: No! Absolutely not!
Quick: What's wrong?
Greaseball: You're going to make me dance with one of those. FREAKS! (points to Electra and Bobo)
Electra and Bobo: ^_^
Rusty: (softly) I don't think I like this any better than GB.
Chibi: Awww. what's wrong you two? Afraid you'll like it?
Aqua: CHIBI! That's mean!
Chibi: ^_~
Quick: Well. I'm sorry. but I really can't help it. I have no other event scheduled. You HAVE to dance with them, but I promise, the minute one of them puts the moves on you and you panic, I'll D.Q. them. How's that?
Rusty and Greaseball: (sigh) I guess it will do.
Chibi: Soooo, who are our lovely young couples?
Aqua: You are enjoying this far too much.
Chibi: :-P
Quick: (reads her card) Greaseball and Bobo. and Electra and Rusty.
Bobo: Oh.I get the big strong MAAAAAN!
Greaseball: (eye twitches)
Electra: (switches to male mode) You can have him! I get the cute one!
Rusty: (blush)
Quick: Errm. yeah. anyway, the rules are that the TEAM who stays up longest, wins. Both members of the team must stop dancing to be considered the losing side. Everyone understand?
The Engines: Yes.
Electra and Bobo: (start whispering hastily to each other)
Aqua: What are they doing?
Chibi: I think they're plotting against the other side.
Rusty and Greaseball: Oh. joy.
Quick: Begin!
Greaseball: (reluctantly takes Bobo's arms)
Bobo: No, no dear. (moves Greaseball's arm to his waist)
Greaseball: o_o( Help me.
Electra: (rolls over to Rusty) Come here my sweet Steamer!
Rusty: (gasps slightly as Electra pulls him close and wraps an arm around his waist)
Electra: Sh. no fear.
Quick: Okay! Aqua, would you please press the Play button on the stereo?
Aqua: (looks around) Where is it?
Quick: . It isn't behind you?
Aqua: Nope.
Quick: (nervously) Then I have no music for them to dance to!
Chibi: Never fear, my minions. I have music!
Quick and Aqua: You do?
Chibi: Yep! (pops in one of the many Anime/STEX cd's she owns) First song. AC-DC!
Aqua: -_-;; A tad biased, Chibi-chan?
Chibi: ^_^
Quick: It's all we have.
Greaseball: (muttering softly to try and bear the fact he is dancing with another man) 2+2 is 4, 3+3 is 6.
Bobo: Aww. I'll bet you have nice pillow talk.
Greaseball: (eye twitches again)
Electra: (puts Rusty in a back bend and winks at Bobo)
Bobo: (winks back)
Chibi: Oh. I can't wait to see what they are plotting!
Aqua: I think I can.
Quick: (watches with a shrug)
Rusty: . Electra? Could you please let me up now?
Electra: (snapping back to reality and pulls Rusty back up) I dunno. I kinda like the fact that you were on bottom.
Rusty: (blushes again)
Bobo: (snuggles closer to Greaseball) Oh GB. you are so BIG and STRONG!
Greaseball: (quickly muttering) X equals negative B plus or minus the square root of B squared, minus four AC all over two A.
Bobo: (kisses him on the cheek)
Greaseball: AUGH! THE GERMS! THE GERMS! WHAT IF HIS DISEASE IS CONTAGIOUS?! AHHHHH!!!! (runs off in horror)
Bobo: Noooo. come back! (chases after him)
Rusty: (whirls to see what happened) Wha-?
Electra: (takes the opportunity to pull Rusty VERY close to him) Rusty- chan.
Rusty: (pink cheeks) Yessss?
Electra: (kisses him passionately on the lips)
Aqua: (gasp)
Chibi: (gasp)
Quick: (gasp)
Rusty and Elok: (kiss)
(Insert more silence here. and maybe a bagel? I like bagels.)
Aqua: Don't know why we were gasping.
Chibi: Yeah. everyone knew this was coming.
Quick: Even I did.
Rusty: (breaks the kiss) But. I thought.
Electra: (caresses his face) That I wanted Pearl? Oh no. all I want is you.
Rusty: (blushes a deep shade of crimson)
Electra: You are so cute when you blush.
Rusty: (blushes more)
Chibi: So, Quick, is this another 'Tie'?
Quick: Of course not!
Aqua: Why not? Both teams stopped dancing!
Quick: (shakes head and points to Electra) He's been shaking his little tail the WHOLE time! Electra never stopped dancing, so Electra and Bobo win.
Bobo: (chases Greaseball back in) It worked, Electra!
Electra: (triumphantly) It sure did, mon ami.
Greaseball: (hides behind Quick, Chibi, and Aqua)
Rusty: (has tears in his eyes)
Aqua: Awwww. what's wrong with Rusty-san?
Chibi: He looks so sad.
Quick: Almost like he's heartbroken.
Electra: (gives Rusty a puzzled look)
Rusty: You. you kissed me just to make me stop dancing so you could win?
Bobo: ^_^ It was a BRILLIANT PLAN!
Electra: Yeah it was. (stares into Rusty's eyes) But everything I said about YOU is true.
Rusty: (shiny anime eyes) Electra.
Electra: Yesssss?
Rusty: (pecks him on the cheek)
Aqua: o_o
Quick: o_o
Chibi: o_o
Greaseball: o_o
Bobo: o_o
Electra: O_O
Rusty: (looks at his feet)
Electra: (picks him up and kisses him again)
Aqua: Well. Quick. if you want to keep your rating. we'd better end this now.
Chibi: I agree.
Quick: Yeah. so ends Round Two. The winners were Bobo and Electra. And remember until next time, green and yellow look REALLLY good on a certain Money Truck!
