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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Fellowship Of The Fangirls Website y'say? Good idea! I'll work on that one! Thanks for all of your reviews, I shall continue until I die, or Legolas has caught me... which actually, could possibly be very soon. Also, yes, I know I swap between past and present tense... it's cuz I'm an idiot :P
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Chapter 2
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It's been 3 days... 3 damn days, and all the guys have done is walk, talk, and occationally insult eachother. Luckily, I know this path... and we should be coming up to a hot spring, which I've no doubt the gorgeous ones will make good use of.
I havent told the rest of the FOTF (Fellowship Of The Fangirls), because I want to see their reactions when we get there. And reactions there will be, because the guys sure didnt pack bathing suits!
At the moment, Ivy, Elanor, Bramblerose and Ruby are all complaining because we havent eaten in turned 5 hours - oh the horror! Chare is complaining because she's wearing high heels, even though I told her not to, and her feet are really starting to hurt. The twins are giggling excitedly because they currently have an excellent view of Aragorn's and Boromir's backsides. Nalin is being as grumpy as ever, do things ever change? I however, am actually trying to keep everyone quiet enough so that none of the FOTR (Fellowship Of The Ring) notice us, a hard task, I can tell you.
But finally, they've noticed the springs.
The girls eyes widen as they realise the guys are going to wash, while I just smile knowingly.
"Damn it Syndarys - you knew! You knew, and you didnt tell us!" Ruby cried, trying to keep her voice down, but only succeeding in making it squeakier.
I shrug it off, "I figured you could do with a nice surprise," I reply, my knowing smile turning into a full on grin, "And talking of surprises, lookie here," they all turn to look at me, as I whip out a video camera, and waggle my eyebrows.
Various yelps, squeaks and yippies were heard as I positioned myself in prime position and began recording.
To my personal distaste, but to the delight of Nalin, Gimli was the first to strip. I wont go into detail, as the mere thought makes me feel queazy. He was closely followed by the Hobbits, causing Ivy, Elanor, Bramblerose and Ruby's eyes to widen to anime proportions. I noted to my amusement that you couldnt see much for the curly hair that extended from their feet, all the way to their... ahem, y'know. Gandalf stripped next, causing Chare to scrambe so far forward I had to drag her back by her feet to stop us from being noticed - I mean, I still have Legolas to see yet!
Candra licked her lips as Boromir began to remove his clothing, dropping a surprising amount of daggers and knives out of his wasteband, shirt pockets, sleeves, undies, etc. before jumping into the springs. Then Aragorn, after shrugging in a "I suppose my hair *does* need a wash" way, quickly shed his clothing, not allowing for much onscreen time - poor Celarwen!
Much to my dismay, Legolas insisted on making one last check of the surroundings to make sure it was safe. I mutter curses to myself in Elvish as I try to quieten up the FOTF. Legolas began to walk in our direction, a slight rush of panic gripped me, as I looked around for some way to hide better. Realising that with 4 Hobbits, 2 Humans, a Witch and a Dwarf in my company, I have no chance of hiding, I just grit my teeth, and huddle to the ground as much as possible.
Legolas got closer, and closer, until he was right next to our position. What are we going to do? We're going to be caught! And damn it! I havent seen Legolas nekkid yet!!!!!!
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Aaahh, *bites nails* cliff-hanger!!!!! *laughs insanely* What happens next? Will the Fellowship Of The Fangirls be caught, and have their quest cut short? Tune in next time, for more adventures with, duh-duh-duh, The Fellowship Of The Fangirls!!!
*thinks to self: I should have written stories for Batman*
Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
******
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Fellowship Of The Fangirls Website y'say? Good idea! I'll work on that one! Thanks for all of your reviews, I shall continue until I die, or Legolas has caught me... which actually, could possibly be very soon. Also, yes, I know I swap between past and present tense... it's cuz I'm an idiot :P
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Chapter 2
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It's been 3 days... 3 damn days, and all the guys have done is walk, talk, and occationally insult eachother. Luckily, I know this path... and we should be coming up to a hot spring, which I've no doubt the gorgeous ones will make good use of.
I havent told the rest of the FOTF (Fellowship Of The Fangirls), because I want to see their reactions when we get there. And reactions there will be, because the guys sure didnt pack bathing suits!
At the moment, Ivy, Elanor, Bramblerose and Ruby are all complaining because we havent eaten in turned 5 hours - oh the horror! Chare is complaining because she's wearing high heels, even though I told her not to, and her feet are really starting to hurt. The twins are giggling excitedly because they currently have an excellent view of Aragorn's and Boromir's backsides. Nalin is being as grumpy as ever, do things ever change? I however, am actually trying to keep everyone quiet enough so that none of the FOTR (Fellowship Of The Ring) notice us, a hard task, I can tell you.
But finally, they've noticed the springs.
The girls eyes widen as they realise the guys are going to wash, while I just smile knowingly.
"Damn it Syndarys - you knew! You knew, and you didnt tell us!" Ruby cried, trying to keep her voice down, but only succeeding in making it squeakier.
I shrug it off, "I figured you could do with a nice surprise," I reply, my knowing smile turning into a full on grin, "And talking of surprises, lookie here," they all turn to look at me, as I whip out a video camera, and waggle my eyebrows.
Various yelps, squeaks and yippies were heard as I positioned myself in prime position and began recording.
To my personal distaste, but to the delight of Nalin, Gimli was the first to strip. I wont go into detail, as the mere thought makes me feel queazy. He was closely followed by the Hobbits, causing Ivy, Elanor, Bramblerose and Ruby's eyes to widen to anime proportions. I noted to my amusement that you couldnt see much for the curly hair that extended from their feet, all the way to their... ahem, y'know. Gandalf stripped next, causing Chare to scrambe so far forward I had to drag her back by her feet to stop us from being noticed - I mean, I still have Legolas to see yet!
Candra licked her lips as Boromir began to remove his clothing, dropping a surprising amount of daggers and knives out of his wasteband, shirt pockets, sleeves, undies, etc. before jumping into the springs. Then Aragorn, after shrugging in a "I suppose my hair *does* need a wash" way, quickly shed his clothing, not allowing for much onscreen time - poor Celarwen!
Much to my dismay, Legolas insisted on making one last check of the surroundings to make sure it was safe. I mutter curses to myself in Elvish as I try to quieten up the FOTF. Legolas began to walk in our direction, a slight rush of panic gripped me, as I looked around for some way to hide better. Realising that with 4 Hobbits, 2 Humans, a Witch and a Dwarf in my company, I have no chance of hiding, I just grit my teeth, and huddle to the ground as much as possible.
Legolas got closer, and closer, until he was right next to our position. What are we going to do? We're going to be caught! And damn it! I havent seen Legolas nekkid yet!!!!!!
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Aaahh, *bites nails* cliff-hanger!!!!! *laughs insanely* What happens next? Will the Fellowship Of The Fangirls be caught, and have their quest cut short? Tune in next time, for more adventures with, duh-duh-duh, The Fellowship Of The Fangirls!!!
*thinks to self: I should have written stories for Batman*
