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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.

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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.

Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.

Extra Notes: The Website is coming along nicely - and if you have any contibutions, e.g. fan art, fan fics, profiles etc, e-mail them to tigerbabe@underpressure.co.uk (if you're sending picture files, make sure they're in jpg format) Also, I have no idea about time frames, so to hell with them - they take as long as I say they take. See any spelling errors? Probably tonnes of 'em, so sorry about that :) And, Chare is going to come in useful eventually, but I just havent had any reason to involve her yet - but dont worry, she *will* have a big part to play eventually.

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Chapter 4

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2 days after our encounter at the pool, we began nearing the start of the mountain range, and subsiquently the end of tree-camouflage. Luckily, the guys decided to camp out just before the end of the tree line for the night. And so, off I went with my trusty video camera, hoping to catch some juicy footage while the rest of the girls ate and slept.

As I arrived at their camp site, the Hobbits and Boromir were sleeping, Aragorn was eating, and Gimli and Legolas were arguing over who should stand watch.

"I'm telling you that I should stand watch, I dont trust you Elves" Gimli stated, narrowing his eyes at Legolas.

Legolas sighed, "I'm going to stand watch, and thats final - my senses are needed if we are to avoid surprise attacks!"

Legolas definately seemed to be winning the argument by using simple logic against the Dwarf. But of course, I thought that Gimli. being quite stuborn, as Dwarves often are, wouldnt give in to the argument - especially due to the fact his argument was with an Elf. To my surprise however, he relented rather easily.

"Fine" he said, before stomping off to lie down next to the fire.
Legolas sighed again, and took a seat next to Aragorn.

"Tell me Legolas, as you seem to be aware of it too - who do you suppose is following us?" Aragorn asked in a milk, but no nonsense tone.

I gasped, so Aragorn had noticed too?

"Ah, it's nothing," Legolas replied. He looked around quickly, before learning toward Aragorn and whispering in his ear. Luckily, with my fantastic Elven earing, I could quite clearly make out the word "Fangirls" with no problems. I cringed as I awaited Aragorns reaction to the news.

He mouthed the word "Fangirls?" before turning white as a sheet. I restrained my laughter quite well - Strider, the man who fought 5 Ringwraiths at Weathertop is absolutely terrorfied by the mere mention of Fangirls. He actually looked as if he were ready to bolt there and then.

Legolas seemed to share my amusement. "I think it's quite interesting personally, not to mention amusing - 4 Hobbits, 2 Humans, a Witch, a Dwarf and an Elf in their company, just like us. But dont let it trouble you Aragorn, they seem quite nice" he said with a smirk.

"I'm only troubled by my concern for them - following us to Mordor indeed! They're going to get themselves killed!" Aragorn cried, trying to mask his Fangirlphobia for concern.

"I doubt it, they obviously know what they're getting into - they had enough weapons when I..." Legolas stopped dead, realising what he was about to say. But it was too late, Aragorn had cottoned on. Legolas's eyes went wide.

"You *KNEW* about them, you've *SEEN* them - and you only tell me now?!?! Pray tell, how long have you known - since the day we left?" Aragorn ranted, going balistic at Legolas.

"I had my suspicions," he agreed, "but it wasn't until 2 days ago that my suspicions were confirmed as fact."

Aragorns eyes widened, and his mouth hung wide open, while I continued to cringe and pray for my life. "2 days ago, we were at the pool! We were... nekkid!"

Legolas smirked slightly, "Uhm, yeah... I guess I shouldnt tell you they had a video camera then?" then Legolas took off and ran for his life... only problem being, that he ran in the direction of our camp. And, he was being closely followed by a blood thirsty Aragorn.

"Aiya!"[1] I cried, before jumping up and running like the wind toward our camp... I could only pray that I could get there in time, before Aragorn found the sleeping fangirls, and decided to seek some revenge.

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Oohh, yet another cliff-hanger! I'm horrible! But anyway, what happens next? Shall I get there first, or shall Aragorn be the second to find us? Or possibly the first to kill us? And if he does kill us, and we continue following them, will he kill us again? All will be revealed next time!

[1] Aiya! is an Elven word, and it basically means "Oh!" Also, be warned, that I will be using more and more Elven words, as I'm learning it... talking of which, did you know that Elven (Sindarin, not Quenya) is based on Welsh? I live in Wales, and after 8 years of avoiding learning the sodding language, I start to learn a language by choice, which is based on Welsh! Nyargh, someone up there must not like me...