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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Warning, warning! It seems like a plot has found it's way into my fic - I'm amazed, and so should you be!
Someone asked which dialect my Elven lessons are in - Quenya or Sindarin? Answer is Sindarin.
I have a question for all of you! Should I add some real romance into the story? I am going to add some, but it's gonna be funny and messed up... but I need to know if you think I should do a real romance bit or not. Let me know in your reviews!
Enjoy!
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Chapter 10
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Haldir lead us straight to galadriel, which surprised me at first, until it was explained that she had been expecting the guys. He ignored me the entire journey, but he answered questions asked by the others as best he could.
My fear for my safety increased as we grew nearer to Galadriel. She had been quite annoyed when she realised what I had tried to do, "dont come back here anytime soon!" she had said, some 600 years ago. I wonder if she has forgiven me yet?
"YOU!" the voice in my head was answer enough, "I still havent forgiven you! Do you realise how much bleach it took to get my hair back to normal!" I winced and clapped my hands over my ears at the sheer volume of her voice. Although the voice was in my head, and by-passed my ears, it still felt like a good idea to cover them... although, it did earn me some odd looks.
"SHUT UP! I'm sorry, okay?!? I didnt know what I was doing - I was just a kid!!!" I cried out in the middle of the forest. Everyone turned and stared at me. 'Oh great,' I thought, 'Now I look like a crazy person - everyone look at the mad woman shouting at the voices in her head!'
Haldir obviously knew what my problem was, and so began sniggering. "What are you laughing at?" I yelled, all the while wincing at the noise in my head.
He stopped laughing, and I slumped to the floor, hands still firmly clamped over my ears. I bashed my head against my knees as I sat there, rocking back and fourth while mumbling "be quiet, be quiet, be quiet" over and over.
Everyone, except Haldir, seemed concerned about me. "Are you okay, Syn'?" Ruby asked, peering at me through her red curls. If it wasnt for the headache I had now developed, I would have laughed - are you okay, indeed! Did I look okay? The answer to that question is no - my eyes had widened so much that they put Frodo's to shame, my hands were over my ears, and grabbing at the hair behind them, while I rocked back and fourth like a little kid.
"Syndarys? Syn'! C'mon, snap out of it!" Legolas tried to get my attention.
"Maybe if you strip she'll snap out of it?" Candra suggested, with a slight smirk.
Legolas blushed, "Hardly the time nor the place for it.."
"Neither was the spring," she retorted.
Legolas was now a lovely shade of crimson, and I even managed to break a smile.
"Hey now, you smiled! Whats up sweetie?" Legolas sounded as if he were speaking to a little kid, which would have annoyed me to no end, as I hate being treated as a child - But right now, I couldnt have cared.
"G-Galadriel... voice... pain... ssshhhhh, quiet..." I managed to stammer out.
Celarwen frowned, "I thought Galadriel was a nice person?"
"Not if you dye her hair black," Haldir informed.
"Syndarys tried to dye Galadriel's hair black?!" Aragorn exclaimed, he sounded rather impressed.
"She sure did, and this is the first time she's been back to Lothlorién since... almost 600 years away from her friends and family as punishment."
"Woah, 600 years? Thats a long time..." Bramblerose frowned, "Poor Syn', thats a long time to be away from family."
Luckily, at this point, Galadriel stopped yelling, claiming that she wasnt talking to me, but that I could still hang around in Lothlorién, as long as I was sorry. I was happy with that arrangement.
"Ah, all better, Galadriel's stopped talking to me, but she's letting me in Lorién, so I'm happy now!" A sharp pain struck throughout my head, and I felt dizzy, "though, I could do with something for my head, and maybe a bed?"
I took 2 steps forward in an attempt to get everyone moving, but I wavered and nearly fell. "Woah, ground, stay still," I said, holding onto my head. It was almost as if I had a hangover, without the fun of the night before. I was flanked by Aragorn and Legolas as I made another fell attempt at walking. Aragorn grabbing my left arm, Legolas grabbing my right. "You are in no shape to walk, my Lady," Legolas said. I frowned.
"Listen to what Legolas says Lady Syndarys, for he knows best." Aragorn told me, as I tried to shake them off.
"I do not need your help! I am an Elf, I have fantastic ballance, and can walk just fine even when in pain!" I stumbled forward, and nearly fell again.
"Of course not, now come on!" Aragorn said, lifting me up.
I decided it would be best to give up at this point. The Hobbits and Dwarves were giggling at me, and seemed amused by my stubornness. Chare, Boromir, Candra seemed just as amused, but were actually trying to hide their laughter. Celarwen seemed jealous of the fact Aragorn was carrying me, and Legolas still seemed concerned. I scowled at all of them as Aragorn carried me away.
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TBC!
Lesson 3...
Useful commands and exclamations.
I know that these will come in useful for all you fan fic writers who like using Elven in your fics.
Exclamations:
Ah! - A!
At Last! - Yallume!
By the seas and stars! - Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!
Eek! - Yee!
Tua! - Help!
It's a trap! - Ta naa neuma!
Look! - En!
Now! - Sii'!
Oh! - Aiya!
Run! - Rima!
Stop! - Tampa!
That hurt! - Tanya awra!
Hurry! - Asca!
Look out/Be careful! - Tira ten' rashwe!
Those'll be good for fight scenes, hm?
Commands:
Be silent - Dina
Camp here - Estolada sinome
Circle around behind them - Mallen pelu e' n'alaquel en' sen
Come here - Tula sinome
Come to - Tula
Come, sit near the fire - Tula, hama neva i'naur
Don't kill it/him - N'ndengina ta/ho
Don't worry - Uuma dela
Flank them - Ela sen
Follow them/it - Soora sen/ta
Follow me - Khila amin
Give it to me - Ona ta a'amin
Go away - Kela
Hide - Nurta
Hold onto this (for me) - Tessa sina (ten' amin)
Kill it/him - Ndengina ta/ho
Rest here - Esta sinome
Take this - Sana sina
Tell (us) the tale - Kwentra (lye) i'narn
You go first - Lle auta yeste'
I've also decided, as a bonus, to give you some useful insults!
I hate you - Amin delotha lle
Listen to my laughter - Lasta lalaithamin
Much wind pours from your mouth - Antolle uluma sulrim
Son of snakes (dishonest person) - Utinu en lokirim
You are king in your imagination - Lle naa haran e' nausalle
You disgust me - Amin feuya ten' lle
Cowardly dog(s) - Nadorhuan(rim)
You smell like a human - Lle holma ve' edan
Your head is empty - Dolle naa lost
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny - Lle n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina
Go kiss an Orc - Auta minqula yrch
(Yup Lisa, you're right - my spelling sucks :) But rest assured, that was the only spelling error!)
Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
******
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Warning, warning! It seems like a plot has found it's way into my fic - I'm amazed, and so should you be!
Someone asked which dialect my Elven lessons are in - Quenya or Sindarin? Answer is Sindarin.
I have a question for all of you! Should I add some real romance into the story? I am going to add some, but it's gonna be funny and messed up... but I need to know if you think I should do a real romance bit or not. Let me know in your reviews!
Enjoy!
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Chapter 10
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Haldir lead us straight to galadriel, which surprised me at first, until it was explained that she had been expecting the guys. He ignored me the entire journey, but he answered questions asked by the others as best he could.
My fear for my safety increased as we grew nearer to Galadriel. She had been quite annoyed when she realised what I had tried to do, "dont come back here anytime soon!" she had said, some 600 years ago. I wonder if she has forgiven me yet?
"YOU!" the voice in my head was answer enough, "I still havent forgiven you! Do you realise how much bleach it took to get my hair back to normal!" I winced and clapped my hands over my ears at the sheer volume of her voice. Although the voice was in my head, and by-passed my ears, it still felt like a good idea to cover them... although, it did earn me some odd looks.
"SHUT UP! I'm sorry, okay?!? I didnt know what I was doing - I was just a kid!!!" I cried out in the middle of the forest. Everyone turned and stared at me. 'Oh great,' I thought, 'Now I look like a crazy person - everyone look at the mad woman shouting at the voices in her head!'
Haldir obviously knew what my problem was, and so began sniggering. "What are you laughing at?" I yelled, all the while wincing at the noise in my head.
He stopped laughing, and I slumped to the floor, hands still firmly clamped over my ears. I bashed my head against my knees as I sat there, rocking back and fourth while mumbling "be quiet, be quiet, be quiet" over and over.
Everyone, except Haldir, seemed concerned about me. "Are you okay, Syn'?" Ruby asked, peering at me through her red curls. If it wasnt for the headache I had now developed, I would have laughed - are you okay, indeed! Did I look okay? The answer to that question is no - my eyes had widened so much that they put Frodo's to shame, my hands were over my ears, and grabbing at the hair behind them, while I rocked back and fourth like a little kid.
"Syndarys? Syn'! C'mon, snap out of it!" Legolas tried to get my attention.
"Maybe if you strip she'll snap out of it?" Candra suggested, with a slight smirk.
Legolas blushed, "Hardly the time nor the place for it.."
"Neither was the spring," she retorted.
Legolas was now a lovely shade of crimson, and I even managed to break a smile.
"Hey now, you smiled! Whats up sweetie?" Legolas sounded as if he were speaking to a little kid, which would have annoyed me to no end, as I hate being treated as a child - But right now, I couldnt have cared.
"G-Galadriel... voice... pain... ssshhhhh, quiet..." I managed to stammer out.
Celarwen frowned, "I thought Galadriel was a nice person?"
"Not if you dye her hair black," Haldir informed.
"Syndarys tried to dye Galadriel's hair black?!" Aragorn exclaimed, he sounded rather impressed.
"She sure did, and this is the first time she's been back to Lothlorién since... almost 600 years away from her friends and family as punishment."
"Woah, 600 years? Thats a long time..." Bramblerose frowned, "Poor Syn', thats a long time to be away from family."
Luckily, at this point, Galadriel stopped yelling, claiming that she wasnt talking to me, but that I could still hang around in Lothlorién, as long as I was sorry. I was happy with that arrangement.
"Ah, all better, Galadriel's stopped talking to me, but she's letting me in Lorién, so I'm happy now!" A sharp pain struck throughout my head, and I felt dizzy, "though, I could do with something for my head, and maybe a bed?"
I took 2 steps forward in an attempt to get everyone moving, but I wavered and nearly fell. "Woah, ground, stay still," I said, holding onto my head. It was almost as if I had a hangover, without the fun of the night before. I was flanked by Aragorn and Legolas as I made another fell attempt at walking. Aragorn grabbing my left arm, Legolas grabbing my right. "You are in no shape to walk, my Lady," Legolas said. I frowned.
"Listen to what Legolas says Lady Syndarys, for he knows best." Aragorn told me, as I tried to shake them off.
"I do not need your help! I am an Elf, I have fantastic ballance, and can walk just fine even when in pain!" I stumbled forward, and nearly fell again.
"Of course not, now come on!" Aragorn said, lifting me up.
I decided it would be best to give up at this point. The Hobbits and Dwarves were giggling at me, and seemed amused by my stubornness. Chare, Boromir, Candra seemed just as amused, but were actually trying to hide their laughter. Celarwen seemed jealous of the fact Aragorn was carrying me, and Legolas still seemed concerned. I scowled at all of them as Aragorn carried me away.
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TBC!
Lesson 3...
Useful commands and exclamations.
I know that these will come in useful for all you fan fic writers who like using Elven in your fics.
Exclamations:
Ah! - A!
At Last! - Yallume!
By the seas and stars! - Ed' i'ear ar' elenea!
Eek! - Yee!
Tua! - Help!
It's a trap! - Ta naa neuma!
Look! - En!
Now! - Sii'!
Oh! - Aiya!
Run! - Rima!
Stop! - Tampa!
That hurt! - Tanya awra!
Hurry! - Asca!
Look out/Be careful! - Tira ten' rashwe!
Those'll be good for fight scenes, hm?
Commands:
Be silent - Dina
Camp here - Estolada sinome
Circle around behind them - Mallen pelu e' n'alaquel en' sen
Come here - Tula sinome
Come to - Tula
Come, sit near the fire - Tula, hama neva i'naur
Don't kill it/him - N'ndengina ta/ho
Don't worry - Uuma dela
Flank them - Ela sen
Follow them/it - Soora sen/ta
Follow me - Khila amin
Give it to me - Ona ta a'amin
Go away - Kela
Hide - Nurta
Hold onto this (for me) - Tessa sina (ten' amin)
Kill it/him - Ndengina ta/ho
Rest here - Esta sinome
Take this - Sana sina
Tell (us) the tale - Kwentra (lye) i'narn
You go first - Lle auta yeste'
I've also decided, as a bonus, to give you some useful insults!
I hate you - Amin delotha lle
Listen to my laughter - Lasta lalaithamin
Much wind pours from your mouth - Antolle uluma sulrim
Son of snakes (dishonest person) - Utinu en lokirim
You are king in your imagination - Lle naa haran e' nausalle
You disgust me - Amin feuya ten' lle
Cowardly dog(s) - Nadorhuan(rim)
You smell like a human - Lle holma ve' edan
Your head is empty - Dolle naa lost
You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny - Lle n'vanima ar' lle atara lanneina
Go kiss an Orc - Auta minqula yrch
(Yup Lisa, you're right - my spelling sucks :) But rest assured, that was the only spelling error!)
