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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.

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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.

Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.

Extra Notes: This chapter is just what happens the first night in Lothlorién, I dont know what happens in Lothlorién other than what is happens in the Movie - in the book, I'm just getting to the end of the chapter 'The Bridge Of Khazah-dúm', and so I'm not in Lothlorién yet... but this is *my* version of events anyway, so hey! This chapter is probably the longest one yet - I've actually written a long-ish chapter! Woohoo!! Anyway, enjoy!


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Chapter 11

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When I woke up, it was dark. I'd fell asleep as Aragorn carried me, much to my annoyance. Luckily, my headache had subsided, and my dizziness was gone too. Ruby and Bramblerose were there when I woke, and immediately offered me some food - Hobbits! Always thinking with their stomachs!

"Where is everyone?" I asked as I caught an apple thrown at me by Bramblerose.

"The guys are meeting with Galadriel, the other girls have gone for a look around," Bramblerose supplied.

"I wanna go look around," Ruby moaned. It appeared she'd been forced to stay put and keep an eye on me with Bramblerose.

"Go right ahead, I'm not stopping you - infact, I fancy having a look round myself - it's been almost 600 years!" I said cheerfully. For some reason, talk of my exile made them uncomfortable. "Oh, wait a minute - I was meaning to ask you... how are you Hobbits getting on with eachother?"

"We've decided to stay friends... although Ivy and Ruby keep glomping the lads," Bramblerose glared at Ruby, who smiled innocently, "I think the lads are great guys, but now I've actually hung around with them, we've become friends... wouldnt want to spoil that."

I smiled, "Awww, thats sweet! Also, any ideas what's up with Aragorn, Candra, Boromir and Celarwen?"

"Yup," Ruby said, "Celarwen likes Aragorn, but Aragorn likes Candra, Candra likes Boromir, but Boromir likes Celarwen... I think it's gonna get nasty."

I stood up "I'll go talk to them... where are they?" I stopped, "Uhm, where are we?"

"They're in a little pub we found just along there," Bramblerose pointed down a path at a brightly lit up tree, "waiting for the lads, if you want to catch up with them before the guys do, I suggest you hurry!"

I nodded my thanks and took off at a slight jog. "Have fun while you're here, wont you?" I called back.

"Sure thing, now you're up and about we can actually have some fun!" Ruby shouted.

I laughed, and could hear her laughter in the distance behind me.

I reached the pub they spoke of quite quickly, and went inside.

It was more of a nightclub in my opinion, but as I recalled, the Hobbits dont have nightclubs in the Shire, so a pub would be the closest thing. Inside was huge, mostly white and blue, but with some green and brown where the vines and branches of the old tree weeved in and around the building. The place was packed with Elves, and in the corner, were the rest of the girls - Candra, Chare, Celarwen, Nalin, Ivy and Elanor. Nalin was taking some heat off one of the female Elves purely because the Elf didnt like Dwarves. I decided to intervine before there was bloodshed.

I tapped the female Elf on the shoulder. "Excuse me Miss, but has my friend here done anything to offend you? Or do you just enjoy picking on those who are smaller than you?" I asked.

She turned to me with a look of fire, "I am surprised at an Elf befriending a Dwarf, I thought you would have more class than that." Her words were laiden with spite.

I smiled, "My dear, I have more class on the bottom of my shoe than you."

With that, I felt a sharp sting across my cheek. She'd slapped me. I lifted my hand to my face, and shrugged. "Oh, my my, temper temper, carry on like that and you'll end up getting hurt," I told warned the lady.

"I'll end up getting hurt? You already *ARE* hurt!" She said mockingly.

I smiled, "Well, lets just even the odds shall we?" With that, I pulled my fist back, and let is smack across her jaw, a crack was heard, and blood spattered on the carpet. "Ooops, shame about the carpet" I said, turning to sit back with my friends, only to find the guys standing there with their mouths wide open. "What?" I asked.

"Was that really necessary, Lady Syndarys?" Aragorn asked, having gained enough composure to talk. The lady I'd just punched lay unconcious on the floor, everyone else in the club had turned to stare.

"Uhm, yes?" I replied hopefully, knowing that Aragorn had already made up his mind as to what the answer was.

"No, it wasnt," Legolas jumped in, "But it certianly put her in her place." He shrugged, and took at seat at the table. Aragorn stared at him with a 'what did you say?' look on his face. All the other guys took seats around the table.

I wandered over, but frowned as I found there were no seats left. I shrugged, and grabbed a hold of the back of Legolas's chair, and pulled it out from under the table, with him still sitting on it. When there was enough space, I plopped myself down in his lap. Everyone seemed amused, and Legolas's look of surprise didnt help. The Hobbits and Dwarves started to chuckle, which sent the Humans off into laughter aswell.

I frowned, "What? There wasnt anymore seats... I needed somewhere to sit!" Legolas pouted.

"Ah, and here was me thinking you *wanted* to sit on my lap," he placed his hand upon his chest, "the hurt! oh the pain - you have broken my heart!"

Everyone collapsed into a fit of giggles. At this point, Ruby and Bramblerose walked into the club, and took note of the scene. The puzzled looks on their faces only served to make everyone laugh even more.

"Ooohh, Ruby!" I said, "Do us a favor love, and get the drinks in... whats everyone having?"

"Ale!" cried all the Hobbits, and Dwarves in unison.

"I'll have a brandy," Boromir said.

"Some dry white wine please," both Candra and Celarwen said together. They scowled at eachother.

"I'll have ale aswell," Aragorn said.

"Red wine, something fruity, not too strong" Legolas said.

"And I'll have... uhm... ask for the strongest thing they've got, and give me that!" I said with a smirk.

I hoped off Legolas for a second, and went over to Ruby, and whispered something in her ear. Her eyes twinkled and she bit back a giggle, before nodding, and walking over to the bar. I hoped back onto Legolas's lap.

"What did you say to her?" he asked suspiciously.

"Ah, twas nothing, just told her that my drink had better be strong," I replied innocently.

What I had actually said, was to make sure everyone's drinks were double the strength they should be. I wanted to make sure everyone relaxed.

Ruby came back with a tray of drinks, and set them down on the table, and handed them around. "A toast!" cried out Frodo, "To... uhm..., someone help me out here?"

"To the Fellowship?" Chare supplied.

"Yup, to the FellowshipS!" he said raising his glass with a smile.

"To the Fellowships!" everyone shouted out together, before downing half their glasses in one go. Once that drink was finished, another was brough, Ruby going up again as she knew what to do. And this carried on the entire evening, Ruby insisting she be the one to get the drinks each round. The conversation was merry, and all were cheerful, and all had a fantastic time and relaxed. Well, that is until they passed out and had to be carried back to our camp by some amused Lorién Elves.

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TBC - Next chapter, the morning after! What will reactions be, and what exactly did they *do* that night?

Elven Lessons!

As I did insults last time, here's some Compliments:

Ever is thy sight a joy - Oio naa elealla alasse'
You are a mighty warrior - Lle naa belegohtar
You are a skillful bowman - Lle naa curucuar
You are beautiful - Lle naa vanima
You did well - Lle ume quel
You look good - Lle maa quel
Your beauty shines bright - Vanimle sila tiri
Your heart is that of the lion - Cormlle naa tanya tel'raa

And, to go with, some nice terms of Endearment:
Lovely one(s) - Lirimaer(ea)
Loyal one(s) - Voronwer(ea)
Lusty one(s) - Rwalaer(ea)
Mighty one(s) - Beleger(ea)
My beloved - A'maelamin
My champion - Aratoamin
My friend - Mellonamin
My friends - Melloneamin
My lady (familiar) - Arwenamin
My lady (non familiar) - Arwen en amin
My lord (familiar) - Heruamin
My lord (non-familiar) Heru en amin
My love - Melamin
Pure one(s) - Poikaer(ea)
Short one(s) - Aier(ea)
Tall one(s) - Hallaer(ea)
Valiant one(s) - Astalder(ea)
Visionary - Elear
Wise one(s) - Hodoer(ea)

I hope that little section taught you something - the word & name 'Arwen' means 'Lady' - cool huh?

Nasty Names:
Abominable one(s) - Thaurer(ea)
Angry one(s) - Ruthaer(ea)
Blood-sucker(s) - Agaryulnaer(ea)
Dark one(s) - Morier(ea)
Deceitful one(s) - Wethrinaer(ea)
Disgusting one(s) - Feuyaer(ea)
Dreaded one(s) - Gayaer(ea)
Evil one(s) - 'Ksher(ea)
Excessive one(s) - Beikaer(ea)
Fearful one(s) - Gorgaer(ea)
Foul one(s) - Saurar(ea)
Hollow one(s) - Unguer(ea)
Hostile one(s) - Kotyaer(ea)
Icy one(s) - Helkaer(ea)
Ill one(s) - Engwarer(ea)
Impetous one(s) - Ascarer(ea)
Lofty one(s) - Taraer(ea)
My foe(s) - Goth(rim)amin
Old one(s) - Ianter(ea)
Silent one(s) - Dinaer(ea)
Smelly one(s) - Usquener(ea)
Stern one(s) - Telcoer(ea)
Tormented one(s) - Nwalmaer(ea)
Unwilling one(s) - Avarier(ea)
Wild one(s) - Lanner(ea)

Hope they come in useful! Until next time!