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September Just another month

Tuesday September 1st 10:00 a.m. Its six more days till school and counting. I wish my mom could be emancipated, a feminist, a working mother, etc., and manage do my ironing.

I thought I'd wear my pencil line skirt the ankle boots. I'm still not resolved in the makeup department because if I do run into Eagle eye she'll probably make me take it all off. Then I'll get that shiny, red, face look. On the other hand I can't risk bumping into any boys at school, without any makeup on. I'll have to check with the gang to see what the plan is.

7:00 p.m. After dinner, when Dad was cleaning up in the kitchen I asked Dad casually, "Why don't you where your apron?" He went nuts and screamed at me saying that I shouldn't be prying through his doors. "I think I've got the right to know if my Dad's a transvestite." Mom laughed, which made him even more mad. "You encourage her, Videl. You show no respect, how can she?" Mom said, "Calm down Gohan, of course I respect, it's just that its quite funny to think of you as a transvestite." She started laughing again, but thankfully Dad just went out. Mom said, "Its his Masonic apron. You know, that I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine sort of thing, you know? I just nodded and smiled back at her, even though I didn't have a clue what she was talking about.

11:30 p.m. Why couldn't I have been adopted? I wonder if it's too late to call a help line? Good grief.

Thursday September 3rd 9:00a.m At last the eyebrows are starting to look normal again.

5:00p.m Goka has the flu. He was very pale and miserable so I let him sleep in my bed while he was snuffling. Poor little guy, I really love my little brother.

8:30p.m I brought Goka some warm milk and a read him his favorite book. While I was opening my book he blew his nose on my duvet cover. Who would have thought that such a little boy could have so much snot?

10:00p.m I had to sleep in the sleeping bag. What a life!

Friday September 4th 11:00a.m I've decided that it's save enough to venture out into public by now. I feel like one of those people who have been held inside for all their life and come squinting into the sun. We went to Costa Rico's for cappuccino. I hate it, but everyone drinks it so I can't say no. We decided we'd go sneak a peek at that girl Goten likes, Bra. She works at a capsule shop. Its name is 'Briefs'. Goten was a bit nervous about going into the shop. He hadn't actually spoken to Bra, except for saying, "One T184 and an HB75." We decided we'd go in and just casually browse the shelves, while Goten waits outside. Then Goten will walk in and we'll all say "Hi!" giving the impression that he is very popular. We all went in and started looking around. I saw a girl who looked about our age standing at the counter, helping a customer. She had aqua blue hair, and blue eyes. She was a bit shorter than I was. I was waiting in line to buy a capsule with a sprite in it, when Goten walked in, right on schedule. "Hi!" I pretended like I hadn't noticed him walk in at first, then I 'mysteriously' turned around, and 'Poof' there he was. He walked up to me and said, "Hi, Pan. I was just buying picking up a few capsules for Mom." I said, "Well you do know your capsules, don't you Goten?" Then Jackie and Megan walked over too. "Oh, Goten. We haven't seen you in ages. How are you? Meanwhile the girl, Bra, just stood there. I turned around realizing it was my turn, and said to her, "Oh, I'm so sorry to keep you waiting." "Its cool." She rang up the capsule's, and I added the ones Goten wanted in too. "Bye, thanks." "See you later." she said, while looking at Goten.

7:00p.m I just spoke to Goten on the phone and he's totally sprung over Bra. He spent over and hour, telling me how totally gorgeous she is, and he doesn't know whether she likes him or not. "He did say, 'See you later." Goten said thoughtfully. I agreed but added, "But he might say that to everyone." Goten got all angry, "So does that mean you don't think Bra likes me?" "No, no, Goten. That's not what I meant. He might never say 'See you later', and he might have really meant it." That cheered him up, "So you think she might have meant 'See you later' then?" "Yes." He was quiet for a bit, then said. "When is later though?" "Goten, I DON'T KNOW! Why don't you decide when later is?" "You mean you think I should ask her out?" I could see my book sort of beckoning to me, saying "Come and read me, you know you want to." "Goten, I don't know. It's up to you. Good night."

Saturday September 5th 10:15a.m Goten called and he wants to launch Operation Get Bra. Were going to Costa's for more planning.

10:30a.m Life is so great. I managed to actually put some mascara on without sticking it in my eye. I also tried out my new lip liner and I think the effect definitely makes my nose look smaller.

11:30a.m Mrs. Next Door complained about Korrin again. He was stalking their poodle. She said, "I don't really think he should be a household pet." "He's not really a household pet, believe me. I tried to train him, but he ate his leash. There is only so much you can do with Korrin." Honestly, why doesn't she just get a bigger dog? That thing annoys Korrin.

1:00p.m I'd better be nice though, or next thing I know, mom will be tapping on my door, wanting to know if there's anything I want to talk about. Adults are so nosey.

2:00p.m Goten called and he wants to put part two of Operation Get Bra into action. T's very subtle. So what we do is we pass by Brief's and I say, "I just remembered, I have to buy a few capsules for my mom. Hang on." Then I go and buy the capsules, while Goten stands behind me and looks attractive, and casual. Then, as Bra hands me the capsules, I randomly say, "So school in two days, Which school do you go to?" Then she tells me and Goten knows how to accidentally bump in to her.

4:00p.m Well, we got to the shop and Bra was there. Goten got all mushy, and looked like Jell-O. She is pretty, I must say. I said my, "Hang on Goten, I have to get my mom's capsule's." And we walked in, Goten behind me as planned. When she saw Goten, she smiled and handed me my capsules. Then he said, "So looking forward to school? (Wait, those were supposed to be my lines. Guess I'll just have to improvise) I said, "Does the Pope hate Catholics?" He smiled, "Which school do you to go to?"

I was just about to tell him but right then a Sex God came in from the back room. I swear he was so gorgeous it made you blink. He was very tall, and had long, lavender hair, and really intense blue eyes, and he was dressed all in black. He walked over to Bra and handed her a soda. Bra said, "Thanks." And the Sex God spoke, "Can't let my little Sister slave away, selling capsules to a good-looking girl without having something to drink." Then he winked and smiled at me and went out the back. I was snapped back to reality when, Bra said, "Did you tell me what school you two go to?" "I . . . Uh . . ." I couldn't remember. Goten looked at me like I was crazy and said, "Oh, we go to Orange Star high school. Pan'll be freshmen this year, but I'm a sophomore. What about you?" Turned out she was a freshmen too, and that they just moved here and she would be going to Orange Star too. The Sex god, unfortunately, is going to an all boys' school.

7:00p.m I am still in a state of shock; I have met Mr. Gorgeous.

1:00a.m I wonder how old he is? I must become more mature. I'll start tomorrow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A/n: Wow I haven't updated in forever. I've noticed that there have been a lot less people visiting the trunks and pan storys lately. Personally I've been spending a lot of time over in the harry potter sections. Well I hope it meets your standards. thanks to... Kitar; lol... NOTHING? seems to faze you? I beg to differ, you did fall over... Crystalstarlite; I know, I do believe I mentioned that it was a lot like the book, but don't worry, I'm not mad at you. linn; I know, the story is good (although most of it doesn't belong to me.) but I've been so busy and I forgot about it. Maybe when school starts again I'll have more time. As crazy as that sounds. SuperSaiyanforTrunks; thanks for reviewing. I think everyone jinxed me by telling me to update soon. SpawnOfKakarot; Its to bad, you should read the book. Its really very good.