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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Before you read this story, I want you *ALL* to take a look at this picture! And think "Legolas at the Spring"...
http://www.geocities.com/syndarys/legolas.jpg
It's my first bit of fanart, and it was provided by the wonderful and talented d_dgt! Dont you all agree that it's brilliant? Now, once you've wiped the drool off your keyboard... continue, and enjoy the story!
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Chapter 12
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I opened my eyes the following morning, only to find the sun glaring in them.I slung my arm over my eyes to block out the offending sunlight. Then it dawned on me that all was quiet, save for some light snoring. I glanced from side to side, only to find everyone else asleep. Amazed at the fact I was the first awake, I attempted to sit up - my stomach was empty, and I needed food. As soon as my head lifted up slightly, I realised that I'd made a big mistake.
"Oooohhh, my head, hurts! hurts!" I moaned, as I gently shoved the Hobbit that was sprawlled across my legs. "Oi! Halfling, off my legs!"
A groan emitted from the passed out Hobbit, and I realised with surprise that it was Frodo.
His hand went up to cradle his head protectively, "No loud noises, please," he groaned out, "Oooh, what did we go last night?"
"Good question, and I have the feeling I did something bad... and I dont mean punching that stupid Elf," by this time, I had managed to sit myself up without too much pain to my head. I glanced around and chuckled at what I saw.
The rest of the Hobbits were lying in a heep at my feet, with Chare lying ontop of them. Celarwen, Boromir, Candra and Aragorn all cuddled up to eachothr against a tree. Gimli and Nalin were crashed out next to the fire. Then I realised that I'd been lying with my head on Legolas's stomach. He looked so angelic lying there, his chest rising and falling in a slow steady rhythm, with one arm slung across it, his eyes wide open in Elven sleep, his lips parted slightly, and his fair hair framing his face, free from it's usual style. I did what any girl would do when in this situation. I started to tickle him.
He swatted my hands away at first, but after my third attempt he lept up and tackled me to the ground, pinning me beneath him with his hands. I grinned mischeviously at him, before bursting out laughing as his faced turned from that of a playful, cheerful look, to a contorted vision of pain as his hangover kicked in.
"Ooohh, I didnt drink that much last night, did I?" He moaned, rolling off me to lie at my side, and bringing his hands up to his head. I glanced over at Frodo, who had woke the other Hobbits and the Dwarves, and was now preparing breakfast. I turned my attention back to Legolas.
"There, there, sweetie," I soothed him while gently patting him on the head, "I think everyone drank too much last night... remember anything of our wacky night out?" I asked.
"What, like your sudden affection for dancing atop of the tables in the bar, while singing out of tune at the top of your voice?" He smirked, I smacked him on the arm.
"Say one word to the others, and I will kill you!" I winced at the volume of my voice, it has caused my head to hurt some more. He sniggered.
"Dont worry, your secret is safe with me," he smiled, before lifting himself up, and offering his hand to me.
"It had better be," I muttered as I took his hand and he pulled me up. We went over to wake the humans.
An evil smile formed across my lips, "Quickly, quickly, your shoes are on fire Aragorn! Candra, you're makeup is smudged! Boromir, there's some Orcs after you! Celarwen, Aragorns naked!" I shouted.
They all jumped up, before collapsing again in agony. Moans of "My head!" "How much did I drink?" and "Death to whoever did this to me" came from the group of tortured humans. Luckily, my hangover was dispursing rather quickly, as was Legolas's; our Elven healing usually prevented hangovers, but when Elves *do* get hangovers, they're gone pretty quickly thanks to those lovely healing abilities.
"Who's for a fry up?" Frodo asked, making sure everyone could hear. The human's visually turned green, and looked at eachother, before Aragorn and Candra ran to the edge of camp before throwing up. I cringed and began to feel sick myself at the sound they were making.
I decided to answer Frodo, "Yup, I'll have some - I think Aragorn and Candra want some too, am I right?" the reply I got from them was more heaving and disgusting sounds.
The Hobbits and Dwarves tucked into their breakfast heartily, it seems even a severe hangover cannot stand between a Hobbit and it's food.
After Aragorn and Candra came back to the camp, and sat down next to the fire, and Boromir and Celarwen sat down too, we ate some light food. Nothing greasy for the humans, but I couldnt help but accept some bacon from the Hobbits when offered. Breakfast continued for about half an hour, with Pippin constantly asking the humans if they wanted any of his super greasy bacon, which caused Candra to throw up again. Once we had finished eating, the conversation turned to the night before. It seemed no-one really knew what had happened last night, except for Legolas, who was smirking mischeviously at his memories. It seemed we had got really drunk, and made complete and utter fools of ourselves. I decided to venture a question.
"So, we going out again tonight?" I asked with a smile. The humans looked pale, and shook their heads, but the rest of the group agreed. "Want the same drinks as last night?" I asked, my happy smile turning into a smirk.
Then realisation dawned on everyone. I began to snigger. "You!" they cried out, "What did you do with our drinks?"
I just continued smiling, "*I* didnt do anything... remember, Ruby was the one who got the drinks in."
All eyes turned to her, and she gulped, "I, uhm, tripled the strength of all your drinks... well, except for Legolas's, which I had to quadruple because his choice was so weak to begin with," she said, and added after receiving many deadly looks from the others, "At Syndarys's request of course."
All eyes turned to me, murderous glares in all. I just shrugged. "I had the strongest drink of all of you, and it was also triple the usual strength - I wasnt gonna get smashed without the rest of you." Aragorn made a move to grab me, probably to kill me, but luckily, his hangover prevented him from catching me, and he collapsed in a heap on the floor, muttering curses and begging for the headache to stop. I shrugged again.
"I'll be back later guys," I said, standing up, "I havent been here in almost 600 years, need to catch up!" I began to walk from the camp, but I stopped before I got too far, and called back "Legolas! C'mere!"
He jogged up to me, "Yup, what is it?"
"You ever been in Lothlórien before?" I asked him. He shook his head. "Shame! It's one of the most beautiful places in Middle Earth, but thats not the reason I called you over. There's a hidden lake just beyond these trees," I said pointing out to a screen of beautiful golden leafed trees, "I'm going to bathe there, could you make sure none of the guys or girls accidently catches me?"
"Sure, no problem," he said with a smile, before turning back toward camp.
"Thanks!" I called back, before heading through the branches and onto the lake side.
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TBC, next chapter - Legolas gets revenge!
Elven lessons...
LadyNeptune - I cant actually remember where I got it from, I downloaded it like, almost a month ago, and my memory sucks. Dont worry about it if you've learnt different words, you probably got a Quenya dictionary, rather than a Sindarin one, which this dictionary is.
Not very much this time, but at the end, I'm gonna give you something extra special!
Common phrases:
My pleasure - Amin saesa
Coming - Tulien
Good luck - Quel marth
Hold this for me - Kwara sina ten'amin
Enjoy yourself - Valina
Have a seat - Hama sinome
I dont want it - Amin uuma merna ta
I dont doubt it - Amin n'ruwa ta
I (dont) know - Amin (n')sinta
I (dont) think so - Amin (n')nowa ikotane
I agree - Amin weera
I am thirsty - Amin fauka
I am worried about him/her/them - Amin dele ten' ho/he/sen
I dont care - Amin uuma malia
I dont understand these humans - Amin n'rangwa edanea
I found it - Amin utue ta
I have an idea/no idea - Amin caela noa/n'noa
I know your strength in battle - Amin sinta thaliolle e dagor
I/you need to rest/sleep - Amin anta est/kaim
I see - Amin elea
I shall treasure your gift in my heart - Amin harmuva onalle e' cormamin
I thought they would never leave - Amin nowe ron n'kelaya
I will go first - Amin nauva auto yeste'
I wish to speak - Amin merna a quen
I would like some wine/mead/ale - Amin irma fion/laure/sereg
I yield - Amin lava
I'm going to bed - Amin autien rath
I'm sorry - Amin hiraetha
If you wish - Manka lle merna
Looking good/bad - Maien quen/n'quel
No-one does, dont worry about it - Uuner uma, n'dela no'ta
Thank you - Diola lle
That was (very) funny - Tanya nae (sai) eina
That was not good - Tanya nae n'quel
That will suffice - Tanya farnuva
We will defeat them in battle - Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor
Welcome, my friend - Creoso, mellonamin
Welcome to my dwelling - Creoso a'baramin
You deceived me - Lle wethrine amin
You surprised me - Lle fiose amin
You're welcome - Lle creoso
Your choice - Detholalle
Elven names & meanings:
Arwen - 'Lady'
Aiwendil - 'Lover of Birds'
Aldarion - 'Son of the Trees'
Elendil - 'Star-friend,' or 'Elf-friend'
Elendur - 'Star-servant,' or 'Elf-servant'
Elentári - 'Star-queen,' or 'Elf-queen'
Elenwë - 'Star-person,' or 'Elf-person' (A/N: 'Elen' can mean either Star or Elf, depending on what the person saying it wants it to mean)
Elerossë - 'Star foam' (Dont ask, for I dont know)
Elerrína - 'Crowned with Stars'
Elessar - 'Star-stone,' or 'Elf-stone'
Elvëa - 'Starlike, like stars'
Elwë - 'Star person'
Eressëa - 'Lonely'
Estel - 'Trust, hope'
Falastur - 'Shore lord'
Fëanáro - 'Spirit Of Fire'
Herendil - 'Fortune Friend'
If you know of anymore Elven names (with meanings), let me know, cuz I absolutely love Elven names!
Anyway, now for my something very special! Fonts!
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Quenya.ttf
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Sindar.ttf
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Tengwar.ttf
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Noldar.ttf
These fonts are in TrueType format, for Windows & NT users. I dont have any fonts for Mac users, sorry! Lemme know if you have any problems downloading them, and I'll e-mail them instead :) C'ya next time!
Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
******
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Before you read this story, I want you *ALL* to take a look at this picture! And think "Legolas at the Spring"...
http://www.geocities.com/syndarys/legolas.jpg
It's my first bit of fanart, and it was provided by the wonderful and talented d_dgt! Dont you all agree that it's brilliant? Now, once you've wiped the drool off your keyboard... continue, and enjoy the story!
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Chapter 12
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I opened my eyes the following morning, only to find the sun glaring in them.I slung my arm over my eyes to block out the offending sunlight. Then it dawned on me that all was quiet, save for some light snoring. I glanced from side to side, only to find everyone else asleep. Amazed at the fact I was the first awake, I attempted to sit up - my stomach was empty, and I needed food. As soon as my head lifted up slightly, I realised that I'd made a big mistake.
"Oooohhh, my head, hurts! hurts!" I moaned, as I gently shoved the Hobbit that was sprawlled across my legs. "Oi! Halfling, off my legs!"
A groan emitted from the passed out Hobbit, and I realised with surprise that it was Frodo.
His hand went up to cradle his head protectively, "No loud noises, please," he groaned out, "Oooh, what did we go last night?"
"Good question, and I have the feeling I did something bad... and I dont mean punching that stupid Elf," by this time, I had managed to sit myself up without too much pain to my head. I glanced around and chuckled at what I saw.
The rest of the Hobbits were lying in a heep at my feet, with Chare lying ontop of them. Celarwen, Boromir, Candra and Aragorn all cuddled up to eachothr against a tree. Gimli and Nalin were crashed out next to the fire. Then I realised that I'd been lying with my head on Legolas's stomach. He looked so angelic lying there, his chest rising and falling in a slow steady rhythm, with one arm slung across it, his eyes wide open in Elven sleep, his lips parted slightly, and his fair hair framing his face, free from it's usual style. I did what any girl would do when in this situation. I started to tickle him.
He swatted my hands away at first, but after my third attempt he lept up and tackled me to the ground, pinning me beneath him with his hands. I grinned mischeviously at him, before bursting out laughing as his faced turned from that of a playful, cheerful look, to a contorted vision of pain as his hangover kicked in.
"Ooohh, I didnt drink that much last night, did I?" He moaned, rolling off me to lie at my side, and bringing his hands up to his head. I glanced over at Frodo, who had woke the other Hobbits and the Dwarves, and was now preparing breakfast. I turned my attention back to Legolas.
"There, there, sweetie," I soothed him while gently patting him on the head, "I think everyone drank too much last night... remember anything of our wacky night out?" I asked.
"What, like your sudden affection for dancing atop of the tables in the bar, while singing out of tune at the top of your voice?" He smirked, I smacked him on the arm.
"Say one word to the others, and I will kill you!" I winced at the volume of my voice, it has caused my head to hurt some more. He sniggered.
"Dont worry, your secret is safe with me," he smiled, before lifting himself up, and offering his hand to me.
"It had better be," I muttered as I took his hand and he pulled me up. We went over to wake the humans.
An evil smile formed across my lips, "Quickly, quickly, your shoes are on fire Aragorn! Candra, you're makeup is smudged! Boromir, there's some Orcs after you! Celarwen, Aragorns naked!" I shouted.
They all jumped up, before collapsing again in agony. Moans of "My head!" "How much did I drink?" and "Death to whoever did this to me" came from the group of tortured humans. Luckily, my hangover was dispursing rather quickly, as was Legolas's; our Elven healing usually prevented hangovers, but when Elves *do* get hangovers, they're gone pretty quickly thanks to those lovely healing abilities.
"Who's for a fry up?" Frodo asked, making sure everyone could hear. The human's visually turned green, and looked at eachother, before Aragorn and Candra ran to the edge of camp before throwing up. I cringed and began to feel sick myself at the sound they were making.
I decided to answer Frodo, "Yup, I'll have some - I think Aragorn and Candra want some too, am I right?" the reply I got from them was more heaving and disgusting sounds.
The Hobbits and Dwarves tucked into their breakfast heartily, it seems even a severe hangover cannot stand between a Hobbit and it's food.
After Aragorn and Candra came back to the camp, and sat down next to the fire, and Boromir and Celarwen sat down too, we ate some light food. Nothing greasy for the humans, but I couldnt help but accept some bacon from the Hobbits when offered. Breakfast continued for about half an hour, with Pippin constantly asking the humans if they wanted any of his super greasy bacon, which caused Candra to throw up again. Once we had finished eating, the conversation turned to the night before. It seemed no-one really knew what had happened last night, except for Legolas, who was smirking mischeviously at his memories. It seemed we had got really drunk, and made complete and utter fools of ourselves. I decided to venture a question.
"So, we going out again tonight?" I asked with a smile. The humans looked pale, and shook their heads, but the rest of the group agreed. "Want the same drinks as last night?" I asked, my happy smile turning into a smirk.
Then realisation dawned on everyone. I began to snigger. "You!" they cried out, "What did you do with our drinks?"
I just continued smiling, "*I* didnt do anything... remember, Ruby was the one who got the drinks in."
All eyes turned to her, and she gulped, "I, uhm, tripled the strength of all your drinks... well, except for Legolas's, which I had to quadruple because his choice was so weak to begin with," she said, and added after receiving many deadly looks from the others, "At Syndarys's request of course."
All eyes turned to me, murderous glares in all. I just shrugged. "I had the strongest drink of all of you, and it was also triple the usual strength - I wasnt gonna get smashed without the rest of you." Aragorn made a move to grab me, probably to kill me, but luckily, his hangover prevented him from catching me, and he collapsed in a heap on the floor, muttering curses and begging for the headache to stop. I shrugged again.
"I'll be back later guys," I said, standing up, "I havent been here in almost 600 years, need to catch up!" I began to walk from the camp, but I stopped before I got too far, and called back "Legolas! C'mere!"
He jogged up to me, "Yup, what is it?"
"You ever been in Lothlórien before?" I asked him. He shook his head. "Shame! It's one of the most beautiful places in Middle Earth, but thats not the reason I called you over. There's a hidden lake just beyond these trees," I said pointing out to a screen of beautiful golden leafed trees, "I'm going to bathe there, could you make sure none of the guys or girls accidently catches me?"
"Sure, no problem," he said with a smile, before turning back toward camp.
"Thanks!" I called back, before heading through the branches and onto the lake side.
******
TBC, next chapter - Legolas gets revenge!
Elven lessons...
LadyNeptune - I cant actually remember where I got it from, I downloaded it like, almost a month ago, and my memory sucks. Dont worry about it if you've learnt different words, you probably got a Quenya dictionary, rather than a Sindarin one, which this dictionary is.
Not very much this time, but at the end, I'm gonna give you something extra special!
Common phrases:
My pleasure - Amin saesa
Coming - Tulien
Good luck - Quel marth
Hold this for me - Kwara sina ten'amin
Enjoy yourself - Valina
Have a seat - Hama sinome
I dont want it - Amin uuma merna ta
I dont doubt it - Amin n'ruwa ta
I (dont) know - Amin (n')sinta
I (dont) think so - Amin (n')nowa ikotane
I agree - Amin weera
I am thirsty - Amin fauka
I am worried about him/her/them - Amin dele ten' ho/he/sen
I dont care - Amin uuma malia
I dont understand these humans - Amin n'rangwa edanea
I found it - Amin utue ta
I have an idea/no idea - Amin caela noa/n'noa
I know your strength in battle - Amin sinta thaliolle e dagor
I/you need to rest/sleep - Amin anta est/kaim
I see - Amin elea
I shall treasure your gift in my heart - Amin harmuva onalle e' cormamin
I thought they would never leave - Amin nowe ron n'kelaya
I will go first - Amin nauva auto yeste'
I wish to speak - Amin merna a quen
I would like some wine/mead/ale - Amin irma fion/laure/sereg
I yield - Amin lava
I'm going to bed - Amin autien rath
I'm sorry - Amin hiraetha
If you wish - Manka lle merna
Looking good/bad - Maien quen/n'quel
No-one does, dont worry about it - Uuner uma, n'dela no'ta
Thank you - Diola lle
That was (very) funny - Tanya nae (sai) eina
That was not good - Tanya nae n'quel
That will suffice - Tanya farnuva
We will defeat them in battle - Lye nuquernuva sen e dagor
Welcome, my friend - Creoso, mellonamin
Welcome to my dwelling - Creoso a'baramin
You deceived me - Lle wethrine amin
You surprised me - Lle fiose amin
You're welcome - Lle creoso
Your choice - Detholalle
Elven names & meanings:
Arwen - 'Lady'
Aiwendil - 'Lover of Birds'
Aldarion - 'Son of the Trees'
Elendil - 'Star-friend,' or 'Elf-friend'
Elendur - 'Star-servant,' or 'Elf-servant'
Elentári - 'Star-queen,' or 'Elf-queen'
Elenwë - 'Star-person,' or 'Elf-person' (A/N: 'Elen' can mean either Star or Elf, depending on what the person saying it wants it to mean)
Elerossë - 'Star foam' (Dont ask, for I dont know)
Elerrína - 'Crowned with Stars'
Elessar - 'Star-stone,' or 'Elf-stone'
Elvëa - 'Starlike, like stars'
Elwë - 'Star person'
Eressëa - 'Lonely'
Estel - 'Trust, hope'
Falastur - 'Shore lord'
Fëanáro - 'Spirit Of Fire'
Herendil - 'Fortune Friend'
If you know of anymore Elven names (with meanings), let me know, cuz I absolutely love Elven names!
Anyway, now for my something very special! Fonts!
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Quenya.ttf
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Sindar.ttf
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Tengwar.ttf
http://www.crosswinds.net/~syndarys/Noldar.ttf
These fonts are in TrueType format, for Windows & NT users. I dont have any fonts for Mac users, sorry! Lemme know if you have any problems downloading them, and I'll e-mail them instead :) C'ya next time!
