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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.

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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.

Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.

Extra Notes: This chapter doesnt explore the night before... that will be in the chapter after! But anyway, This is the chapter where Legolas gets his revenge...

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Chapter 13

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I quickly checked the area to make sure there was no-one around before sitting down on the grass, and removing my boots. I had another look around before pulling off the rest of my clothes, save my underwear, and standing up to walk to the waterside. I checked the temperature of the water. It was alright really, not too cold, just right for a quick dip.

I walked back over to my clothes and stretched to shake off my tiredness. I brought my hands up to my hair, and unbraided it from the long plait that it had been in since the night before. I shook my hair free, and looked up just in time to see Legolas standing there with a camera poised, and a smirk on his face.

"Say cheese!" he called before taking a picture, and turning to run.

"LEGOLAS GREENLEAF, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!" I yelled in fury, before sprinting after him, and grabbing hold of the back of his shirt.

I grabbed a hold of him, and pulled at his clothes, trying to grab a hold of the camera. When I finally got a hold it it, I threw it toward my clothes, and it landed just next to them.

I smiled happily, and turned to walk away. Next thing I knew, I was being tackled to the ground, and pinned there. I let out a yelp, and struggled to get free. Unfortunately, Legolas had apparently thought about that possibility, and quickly grabbed my wrists, and pinned my legs down with his. He smiled.

"Can I have my camera back?" he asked innocently.

"No."

"Please? Ona ta a'amin...[1] I mean, it is only fair..."

"No."

"Awww, c'mon, you're not playing nice... I mean, it's just for fun," he said with a smirk.

Suddenly, the rest of the guys and girls burst through the trees.

"We heards some screams," started Aragorn.

"And thought maybe someone was in trouble," added Ruby.

Then they spotted us on the floor. Now, as you can imagine, due to the fact I was wearing nothing but my underwear, and Legolas was looked extremely desheviled thanks to our little fight, the picture of him lying ontop of me probably looked a little... wrong.

Their eyes bulged out, and some comments of "You go girl!" and "Woah, nice one!" were heard, as well as a stuttered "Y-y-you, a-a-a-nd, h-h-im, ooohh, s-sorry..." while they backed away from us were heard.

We both looked at eachother, and then looked back to them.

"NO-no-no-no... it's not what you think!"

"Yeah, we were just... uhm, fighting... and uhm..."

Our excuses sounded lame even to our ears.

"We're so sorry!" cried Frodo, "We didnt know!"

"Yeah! We'll be going now!" Pippin said before turning and running like crazy. Everyone else followed, although the Humans & Dwarves seemed to find it alot more amusing than the Hobbits did.

I groaned, and Legolas started to laugh.

"Tanya nae n'eina![2] They're totally gonna get the wrong idea now!" I said while bashing my head against the ground.

Legolas shrugged, "Amin uuma malia.[3]"

Then I stopped and looked up at the blonde Elf who was still lying on me. "Uhm, gonna get off me anytime soon?" I asked. He seemed to be highly amused by what had just happened.

He smirked and shook his head, "Nah, I'm happy where I am."

I laughed, and shoved him off me. "Now go away so I can have my swim," I told him, while walking over to my clothes and the camera.

He seemed lost in thought when I turned back to him. "Legolas? Kela![4]" I shouted.

He looked at me, and then said "Oh! Right!" and turned to leave.

"Legolas?" I called again. He turned back around to look at me.

"Catch!" I threw the camera at him. He smirked as he caught it.

"Diola lle, valina![5]" he said with a smile, before turning and walking toward the trees once more.

I frowned, "Tampa![6]" I called, and he turned around again.

"Tula sinome?"[7] He nodded and walked toward me, until he was so close I could feel his breath on my skin.

I smiled, "Come for a swim?" I asked. He smirked.

"Sure," he said before stripping down to his underwear too, and walking to the edge of the lake, "Is the water okay?" He asked. I came up behind him, and pushed him in.

"You tell me," I said with a smirk, before jumping in after him.

After about an hour or so of playing in the water, splashing eachother, ducking eachother, and finally actually washing ourselves, we got out of the lake. I lay myself down on the grass under the midday sun to dry off, where as Legolas went over to get dressed immediately. I propped myself up on my elbows and watched him get dressed. His hair was loose, and sticking to his face and neck with the water. I licked my lips as the water dripped down his perfectly toned chest and onto the grass as he pulled his trousers on. Then he started to laugh.

"Try not to stare too much, Lirimaer,[8]" he told me with a barely avoided giggle.

I pouted, "Fine," I said, but still continued to stare. I sighed, and muttered "lle naa vanima...[9]" under my breath.

He pulled on his shirt, "As are you," he said with a smile, before quickly jogging through the trees back to camp.

I lay myself back down, and closed my eyes. Then I sat bolt upright, with my eyes wide open, and my jaw neigh on touching the floor. Did he just call me beautiful?

I glanced over at my stuff, and contemplated getting dressed and going after him. But what I saw made me smile.

He'd left the camera.

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TBC... Ooohh, that was a nice one wasnt it? Bit too romance orientated, or did the humor at the start even things out enough? Review, review! and lemme know...

Helluva lot of notes to go with this one:

[1] "Give it to me..."

[2] "That was not funny!"

[3] "I dont care."

[4] "Go away!"

[5] "Thank you, enjoy yourself!"

[6] "Stop!"

[7] "Come here?"

[8] "Lovely one"

[9] "You are beautiful"

Okay, now for the lesson:

I'll have to look up some more insults if you want them sweetie, but dont worry, I'll think of some eventually!

Just simple stuff at the moment, as I'm running low on expressions and useful stuff!

Compass Directions:

North - For
East - Rhun
South - Har
West - Numen

Proffesions/Titles:

Archmage - Val'istar
Assassin - Sereg'wethrin
Cleric - Lindar
Druid - Taur'amandil
Illusionist - Ita'istar
Ranger - Taur'ohtar
Thief - Cam'wethrin
Warrior - Ohtar
Wizard - Istar
Priest - Amandil
Captain - Nikerym
Lieutenant - Shaalth
Swordmaster - Megiltura
Chronicler - Kiirar
Councilor - Turnar

Races:

Human - Edan
Halfling/Hobbit - Peredhil
Dwarf - Naugrim
Orc - Yrch
Half Elf - Elandili
High Elf - Cala'quessir
Silvan Elf - Taur'quessir

Holidays:

Winter Solstice - Yenearsira
Spring Festival - Sheelala
Vernal Equinox - Ehtele'mele
Autumnal Equinox - Yavieba
Summer Solstice - Faradome


If you want to learn more, I suggest you try Elva Alcar's Sindarin Dictionary thingy:

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=592139

Why? Because it seems all my stuff is slightly different to that one... dont ask me why, but it seems that depending on the sources you use, you get different variations on the same language. Every strange, hm? Anyway, I think that the link above will come in very useful for anyone who really wants to learn Sindarin - she's (at least I think it's a she) also got some more Tolkien dictionarys, with various different languages from various different cultures from Middle Earth. If you are serious about learning, have a look, as they'll come in very handy!

Until next time! Namaarie!