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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: I appologise in advance for Pippin and Merry's accents... but I had to write it as they'd say it, otherwise it just wouldnt be the same! My sincerest appologies for not updating in an entire week, but I've been suffering from the Flu, and have been stuck in bed, and without computer access all week :( Also, my updates are gonna be a bit less often from now on, as I'm actually working on a *REAL* novel! It's a fantasy romance novel, which involves a romance between a Human Female, and a Male Elf - and no, it's not based on Tolkien's work :) If you want to know more about my novel, just ask me, and I'll let you know a little more!
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Chapter 14
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When I finally returned to camp it was just after midday. All the girls rushed over to me, and tackled me to the ground with demands of "What happened?!?"
"Nothing happened! Now, off me!" I cried while trying to push 4 Hobbits, a Dwarf, 2 Humans and a Witch off me... and failing.
"Yeah right, you were in your underwear, and he looked like you'd attacked him or something - you cant seriously expect us to accept that you did nothing?!" Chare cried out.
She was right - about everything. I had attacked him, and I was in my underwear, and although I had been telling the truth, they werent gonna believe me.
"Believe what you want," I said, after they finally relented and got off me, "Nothing happened."
A few mumbled protests were heard as I made my way over to the fire, and sat down next to Pippin and Merry, who were making some food.
"Whats cookin' lads?" I asked as I caught a glimpse of the frying pan.
"Mushrooms!" Pippin said with a grin, "Want some?"
"Nah, I'll pass thanks, where's everyone else?" I asked. Frodo, Sam, Gimli, Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas were no-where to be seen.
"Ah, where's Legolas y'mean?" Pippin said with a wink, I groaned.
"No, I want to know where they *all* are... nothings going on between me and Legolas," I said trying to convince them.
"That's not what Legolas said," Merry stated with a smirk, "He was very detailed."
"WHAT?!?!" I cried out, "Where is he?! I'll *KILL* him!"
Pippin and Merry burst out laughing.
"Ah, he didnae say anything," Pippin said.
"Yup, he was tryin' to convince wu' all that nowt happened," Merry added, "We divn't believe him though."
"Sorry laddies, but you're gonna have to believe him - because nothing happened!" I stated.
"Nope, still divn't believe ya," Pippin said.
I let out an exaspirated sigh, "Just tell me where they are?"
"Jus' explorin' ah think," Pippin said, "Though, I think mebbies Aragorn, Legolas n' Boromir are off sparrin' somewhere in tha' direction," Pippin pointed off into the woods.
"Thank you!" I said excitedly, before jumping up and running off.
"Ah, see, I knew she wanted t' see Legolas," Pippin said with a smirk.
I picked up my sword as I went past my stuff, and headed off toward where I could hear the sound of metal against metal. I approached quietly, and hid behind a tree to watch them sparring, and to listen in to the conversation they were having. Legolas and Aragorn were currently fighting, and Boromir was sitting watching.
"Come on Legolas, something *had* to have happened! After we went you stayed there for like an hour!" Aragorn said as he blocked Legolas's attack.
"I'm telling you, nothing happened, believe me," Legolas said with a sigh, as he went for another lunge forward.
"Okay Legolas, I'll believe you... but you do sound disappointed," Aragorn smirked as Legolas lashed out. Aragorn quickly stepped to the side to dodge it.
"I went there for revenge," Legolas muttered as he sat down.
"But thats not how it turned how, was it?" Boromir said.
Legolas sighed and leaned back against a tree, "She was angry," he said with a slight smile, "so she ran after me, and tried to grab me, and we fell to the ground - with me ontop of her, then you guys waltzed in!" he gestured at Aragorn and Boromir with his hand weakly, "And you jumped to conclusions," he tried to scowl at the two humans, but it looked rather cute when he did it.
"Well, what were we supposed to think?" Aragorn asked.
"Yeah, I mean, it did look like.. y'know.." Boromir added.
"And that still doesnt tell us why you stayed there for an HOUR afterwards," Aragorn finished.
Legolas shrugged, "She invited me to go swimming with her, so I went swimming, but enough about me - what about you two, do you like any of the girls?" Both Aragorn and Boromir sighed, and leaned back against the tree, "Shall I take that as a yes?"
"Celarwen is so cute, she's got such a sweet way of, and theres... y'know?" said Boromir.
"And Candra, she's such a beautiful woman, talented too!" said Aragorn. Legolas burst out laughing.
"Whats so funny?" asked Boromir, sitting up, and placing his hand on his sword.
"You... you both like the wrong twin! Hahaha!!" Legolas was doubled up in laughter. It definately appeared that they werent getting anymore information out of Legolas, and so I decided to show myself.
"Hey, whats wrong with him?" I said, stepping out from behind a tree, and walking into the clearing.
Aragorn looked at Legolas, shook his head and sighed, "Apparently we both like the wrong twin," he looked up at me, "care to tell us a little more?"
"Sure, Celarwen likes you, Candra likes Boromir, and so you both like the wrong twin," I sat myself down infront of them, and nudged Legolas to try to stop him from laughing, it only succeeded in making him laugh even more though. I shrugged and continued, "I think they like the wrong guys though - Celarwen is much better for Boromir, and Candra is much better for you."
"How d'you mean?" Aragorn asked, as Boromir tried to get Legolas to regain his sanity.
"Well, Candra is the more mature of the two, she's much more sensible, and makes the better choices - just like you! Where as Celarwen is more immature, she likes to play more, and also gets alot more jealous and angry at Candra - just like Boromir with you!" I smiled smuggly, and grabbed a hold of Legolas's arm "Snap out of it!" I shouted as I pulled him up off the ground. Legolas stopped laughing and looked at me with a kicked-puppy look, before bursting out laughing again.
"Uhm, has he had any sugar products I should know about?" I asked.
"I think he was at some pixie stix," Boromir supplied.
"Ah, that'll be it, he'll calm down soon," I said, while pushing myself up off the ground, and picking my sword up, "Who wants to spar with me?" I asked, taking up a fighting stance.
"Sure," said Aragorn, as he pushed himself up, grabbed his sword and made his way over to me, "Lets see just how good a swordstress you really are!"
And so, the fight began, Boromir keeping us in check, and keeping an eye on the laugh-happy Legolas.
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TBC... who will win the fight? Tune in next time...
No more Elvish lessons, sorry guys! I'm outta material! However, here's a couple of links to help you if you want to do any more stuff...
The best language resource link I have:
http://www.uib.no/People/hnohf/index.html
Quenya dictionary:
http://rialian.com/quenya-english.htm
Tolkien Language translator:
http://www.elendor.net/translator.php
Other Elvish links:
http://www.thelordoftherings.com/tengwar/
Also, you can use any of the material supplied in my previous lessons, thats what I've provided them for - you dont need to ask my permission to use them, help yourself!
Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
******
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: I appologise in advance for Pippin and Merry's accents... but I had to write it as they'd say it, otherwise it just wouldnt be the same! My sincerest appologies for not updating in an entire week, but I've been suffering from the Flu, and have been stuck in bed, and without computer access all week :( Also, my updates are gonna be a bit less often from now on, as I'm actually working on a *REAL* novel! It's a fantasy romance novel, which involves a romance between a Human Female, and a Male Elf - and no, it's not based on Tolkien's work :) If you want to know more about my novel, just ask me, and I'll let you know a little more!
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Chapter 14
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When I finally returned to camp it was just after midday. All the girls rushed over to me, and tackled me to the ground with demands of "What happened?!?"
"Nothing happened! Now, off me!" I cried while trying to push 4 Hobbits, a Dwarf, 2 Humans and a Witch off me... and failing.
"Yeah right, you were in your underwear, and he looked like you'd attacked him or something - you cant seriously expect us to accept that you did nothing?!" Chare cried out.
She was right - about everything. I had attacked him, and I was in my underwear, and although I had been telling the truth, they werent gonna believe me.
"Believe what you want," I said, after they finally relented and got off me, "Nothing happened."
A few mumbled protests were heard as I made my way over to the fire, and sat down next to Pippin and Merry, who were making some food.
"Whats cookin' lads?" I asked as I caught a glimpse of the frying pan.
"Mushrooms!" Pippin said with a grin, "Want some?"
"Nah, I'll pass thanks, where's everyone else?" I asked. Frodo, Sam, Gimli, Aragorn, Boromir and Legolas were no-where to be seen.
"Ah, where's Legolas y'mean?" Pippin said with a wink, I groaned.
"No, I want to know where they *all* are... nothings going on between me and Legolas," I said trying to convince them.
"That's not what Legolas said," Merry stated with a smirk, "He was very detailed."
"WHAT?!?!" I cried out, "Where is he?! I'll *KILL* him!"
Pippin and Merry burst out laughing.
"Ah, he didnae say anything," Pippin said.
"Yup, he was tryin' to convince wu' all that nowt happened," Merry added, "We divn't believe him though."
"Sorry laddies, but you're gonna have to believe him - because nothing happened!" I stated.
"Nope, still divn't believe ya," Pippin said.
I let out an exaspirated sigh, "Just tell me where they are?"
"Jus' explorin' ah think," Pippin said, "Though, I think mebbies Aragorn, Legolas n' Boromir are off sparrin' somewhere in tha' direction," Pippin pointed off into the woods.
"Thank you!" I said excitedly, before jumping up and running off.
"Ah, see, I knew she wanted t' see Legolas," Pippin said with a smirk.
I picked up my sword as I went past my stuff, and headed off toward where I could hear the sound of metal against metal. I approached quietly, and hid behind a tree to watch them sparring, and to listen in to the conversation they were having. Legolas and Aragorn were currently fighting, and Boromir was sitting watching.
"Come on Legolas, something *had* to have happened! After we went you stayed there for like an hour!" Aragorn said as he blocked Legolas's attack.
"I'm telling you, nothing happened, believe me," Legolas said with a sigh, as he went for another lunge forward.
"Okay Legolas, I'll believe you... but you do sound disappointed," Aragorn smirked as Legolas lashed out. Aragorn quickly stepped to the side to dodge it.
"I went there for revenge," Legolas muttered as he sat down.
"But thats not how it turned how, was it?" Boromir said.
Legolas sighed and leaned back against a tree, "She was angry," he said with a slight smile, "so she ran after me, and tried to grab me, and we fell to the ground - with me ontop of her, then you guys waltzed in!" he gestured at Aragorn and Boromir with his hand weakly, "And you jumped to conclusions," he tried to scowl at the two humans, but it looked rather cute when he did it.
"Well, what were we supposed to think?" Aragorn asked.
"Yeah, I mean, it did look like.. y'know.." Boromir added.
"And that still doesnt tell us why you stayed there for an HOUR afterwards," Aragorn finished.
Legolas shrugged, "She invited me to go swimming with her, so I went swimming, but enough about me - what about you two, do you like any of the girls?" Both Aragorn and Boromir sighed, and leaned back against the tree, "Shall I take that as a yes?"
"Celarwen is so cute, she's got such a sweet way of, and theres... y'know?" said Boromir.
"And Candra, she's such a beautiful woman, talented too!" said Aragorn. Legolas burst out laughing.
"Whats so funny?" asked Boromir, sitting up, and placing his hand on his sword.
"You... you both like the wrong twin! Hahaha!!" Legolas was doubled up in laughter. It definately appeared that they werent getting anymore information out of Legolas, and so I decided to show myself.
"Hey, whats wrong with him?" I said, stepping out from behind a tree, and walking into the clearing.
Aragorn looked at Legolas, shook his head and sighed, "Apparently we both like the wrong twin," he looked up at me, "care to tell us a little more?"
"Sure, Celarwen likes you, Candra likes Boromir, and so you both like the wrong twin," I sat myself down infront of them, and nudged Legolas to try to stop him from laughing, it only succeeded in making him laugh even more though. I shrugged and continued, "I think they like the wrong guys though - Celarwen is much better for Boromir, and Candra is much better for you."
"How d'you mean?" Aragorn asked, as Boromir tried to get Legolas to regain his sanity.
"Well, Candra is the more mature of the two, she's much more sensible, and makes the better choices - just like you! Where as Celarwen is more immature, she likes to play more, and also gets alot more jealous and angry at Candra - just like Boromir with you!" I smiled smuggly, and grabbed a hold of Legolas's arm "Snap out of it!" I shouted as I pulled him up off the ground. Legolas stopped laughing and looked at me with a kicked-puppy look, before bursting out laughing again.
"Uhm, has he had any sugar products I should know about?" I asked.
"I think he was at some pixie stix," Boromir supplied.
"Ah, that'll be it, he'll calm down soon," I said, while pushing myself up off the ground, and picking my sword up, "Who wants to spar with me?" I asked, taking up a fighting stance.
"Sure," said Aragorn, as he pushed himself up, grabbed his sword and made his way over to me, "Lets see just how good a swordstress you really are!"
And so, the fight began, Boromir keeping us in check, and keeping an eye on the laugh-happy Legolas.
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TBC... who will win the fight? Tune in next time...
No more Elvish lessons, sorry guys! I'm outta material! However, here's a couple of links to help you if you want to do any more stuff...
The best language resource link I have:
http://www.uib.no/People/hnohf/index.html
Quenya dictionary:
http://rialian.com/quenya-english.htm
Tolkien Language translator:
http://www.elendor.net/translator.php
Other Elvish links:
http://www.thelordoftherings.com/tengwar/
Also, you can use any of the material supplied in my previous lessons, thats what I've provided them for - you dont need to ask my permission to use them, help yourself!
