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Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
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Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Someone asked in a review ages ago for me to write how to pronounce the Elvish words... well, I havent a clue to be honest, the best advice I can give you with that is to listen to the Sindarin clips in the movie, and try to make what you're talking about sound similar to that!
I have also been asked the question which I have been waiting for - How do they have cameras, video-cameras, cigerettes, Maybeline, walkmen, and pixie sticks in Middle Earth? Well, now here's the thing - I dont know. These things just happen to be there. Maybe there was some sort of astrological-shift in the planets, which caused cameras, cigerettes, Maybeline, walkmen and pixie sticks (along with undoubtably some other various strange things) to jump into the Middle Earth dimension, which, by the way, is actually a real place, and JRR Tolkien had actually been there, and thats how he got the idea, and they only made a movie about it to make you *THINK* it isnt real. But anyway, now we're getting deep into the recesses of my strange brain, and it just isnt safe there. On with the fic!
P.S. I hope you dont think I'm insane now...
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Chapter 15
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Aragorn is scared. Or at least I think he is, he's certianly sweating alot, and has a rather worried look on his face. We've been sparring now for about half an hour, and we've gathered quite an audience - the rest of the Fellowships soon came over to see what was happening, and so did a few Lórien Elves.
"Jeezzz Aragorn, I thought you would've beaten me by now," I said as I dodged another blow, "If I was fighting Pippin, I could forgive this.."
"Hey!" shouted Pippin, but a few giggles escaped the lips of the rest of the Hobbits.
"..Sorry Pip, but it's true... Say, you're not going easy on me because I'm a girl are you?" I asked, the thought suddenly occuring to me.
"No, I dont go easy on people... you're good!" Aragorn said, sounding genuinely surprised.
"Of course I am, I've had quite a while to study sword play," I said.
Suddenly, Aragorn took his sword, and swiped upward, sliding his blade along mine, which resulted in my sword being thrown from my hand. He then brought is foot around, and looped it around the back of my leg, tripping me to the ground. I fell backward, and landed with a bump. Aragorn towered over me, his sword at my throat.
"I win," he said with a smug grin. He put his sword away and offered me his hand.
"You were just lucky," I muttered, as I reluctently accepted his hand. He pulled me to my feet.
"I am genuinely surprised you were so good," Aragorn stated, as he walked over to where my sword was, before picking it up and handing it to me.
"If I wasnt any good, I wouldn't have challenged you," I replied, taking my sword as I spoke.
By this time, the Lórien Elves had dispursed, and the rest of the fellowships were busy talking about the fight.
"Well, I'm bored, and I wanna go back to the pub!" said Pippin finally.
Legolas laughed, "I dont think we want to go back to the pub we were at last night Pippin, some of us made slight fools of ourselves," Legolas looked over the rest of the gang, and laughed at the confused looks he was getting.
"What do you mean?" Candra asked.
"Well, for an example, Syndarys.." he stopped as he noticed the glare I was giving him, "Heh-heh, uhm, actually, she was pretty well behaved all night, it was mainly you human's who got into trouble," he said gesturing between Aragorn, Boromir, Candra and Celarwen.
"What did we do?" Boromir asked, looking rather worried.
"Well, there was some dancing on the tables, proclaimations of love, public displays of..uhm, affection, singing out of tune... should I continue?" asked Legolas.
"Uhm, no, I think it best we keep our ignorance of last night events," said Aragorn, while the Hobbits made "Awwww" sounds.
"I agree, I dont think I want to know what I did last night," added Celarwen.
"What about us?" asked Pippin.
"You Hobbits were quite well behaved actually, compared to some," Legolas spared me a glance, with a smirk, "as were the Dwarves, but you did do some dancing, and singing."
"Ah, not too bad then, I say we go back to the pub, 'twas nothing they hadnt seen before, I'm sure," replied Pippin. The rest of the Hobbits and the two Dwarves nodded and agreed. The human's reluctently agreed too, but I wasnt happy about it.
"I dont want to go, I'll stay here thanks," I said, while backing away toward camp.
"Come now Syndarys, surely what you did last night is no different to that which we did," said Boromir.
"What did you do last night?" asked Celarwen.
"Yeah Syndarys, what did you do last night?" asked Legolas with a knowing grin.
"I dont know... but Legolas does," I replied, "And from what he's told me, I dont want to show my face in there ever again."
"Cant be that bad," said Aragorn.
"Thats what *YOU* think," I replied.
Legolas got that mischevious glint in his eye, and stepped forward, "If you want to know what she did, I'll tell you,"
"Dont you dare, Legolas Greenleaf!" I shouted at him.
"She.."
"One more word!"
"She was..."
At this point, I decided if I wanted to shut Legolas up, I had only one option. I jumped forward, grabbed a hold of him, and kissed him.
Legolas seemed to forget what he was about to do, and sank into the kiss just the way I wanted him to. The rest of the Fellowships exchanged some funny looks, and knowing smiles, before wandering off in the direction of the pub. Once they were all out of sight, I pulled back.
"Wha..?" Legolas asked, confused.
"I had to shut you up somehow," I said with a smirk, before turning quickly and running off toward the pub, having decided that a drink or two would be useful.
Legolas shook his head and smiled, before breaking into a light jog himself and following.
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TBC. I've decided that we've lingered in Lothlórien long enough, so in the next chapter, I'm gonna skip ahead a couple of weeks, and we'll be heading off down the Great River, Anduin.
Some notes on the pronounciation of the Elvish words:
'C' is pronounced as 'K', so names like 'Celeborn' are actually pronounced 'Keleborn'.
'Ll' is pronounced kinda like the 'th' in 'with'.
Just pronounce ther rest as you see them. I think the best advice I could give you for pronounciation of Elvish words is to talk in a Welsh accent, due to the fact that the Elvish languages are based on the Welsh language.
Fellowship Of The Fangirls
by TigerBabe aka Syndarys The Elf.
******
Disclaimer: I own nothing, I am but a poor student, who lives off beans on toast. Suing me would be pointless... unless you want to deprive me of my beans on toast.
Authors Notes & Warnings: Shameless self insertion, along with some other people (e.g, my sister, Ivy). Rated PG for possible swearing, and rabid fangirls. Flame if you wish, but flames will just be used to cook my beans on toast. Also, it's based on the movie.
Extra Notes: Someone asked in a review ages ago for me to write how to pronounce the Elvish words... well, I havent a clue to be honest, the best advice I can give you with that is to listen to the Sindarin clips in the movie, and try to make what you're talking about sound similar to that!
I have also been asked the question which I have been waiting for - How do they have cameras, video-cameras, cigerettes, Maybeline, walkmen, and pixie sticks in Middle Earth? Well, now here's the thing - I dont know. These things just happen to be there. Maybe there was some sort of astrological-shift in the planets, which caused cameras, cigerettes, Maybeline, walkmen and pixie sticks (along with undoubtably some other various strange things) to jump into the Middle Earth dimension, which, by the way, is actually a real place, and JRR Tolkien had actually been there, and thats how he got the idea, and they only made a movie about it to make you *THINK* it isnt real. But anyway, now we're getting deep into the recesses of my strange brain, and it just isnt safe there. On with the fic!
P.S. I hope you dont think I'm insane now...
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Chapter 15
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Aragorn is scared. Or at least I think he is, he's certianly sweating alot, and has a rather worried look on his face. We've been sparring now for about half an hour, and we've gathered quite an audience - the rest of the Fellowships soon came over to see what was happening, and so did a few Lórien Elves.
"Jeezzz Aragorn, I thought you would've beaten me by now," I said as I dodged another blow, "If I was fighting Pippin, I could forgive this.."
"Hey!" shouted Pippin, but a few giggles escaped the lips of the rest of the Hobbits.
"..Sorry Pip, but it's true... Say, you're not going easy on me because I'm a girl are you?" I asked, the thought suddenly occuring to me.
"No, I dont go easy on people... you're good!" Aragorn said, sounding genuinely surprised.
"Of course I am, I've had quite a while to study sword play," I said.
Suddenly, Aragorn took his sword, and swiped upward, sliding his blade along mine, which resulted in my sword being thrown from my hand. He then brought is foot around, and looped it around the back of my leg, tripping me to the ground. I fell backward, and landed with a bump. Aragorn towered over me, his sword at my throat.
"I win," he said with a smug grin. He put his sword away and offered me his hand.
"You were just lucky," I muttered, as I reluctently accepted his hand. He pulled me to my feet.
"I am genuinely surprised you were so good," Aragorn stated, as he walked over to where my sword was, before picking it up and handing it to me.
"If I wasnt any good, I wouldn't have challenged you," I replied, taking my sword as I spoke.
By this time, the Lórien Elves had dispursed, and the rest of the fellowships were busy talking about the fight.
"Well, I'm bored, and I wanna go back to the pub!" said Pippin finally.
Legolas laughed, "I dont think we want to go back to the pub we were at last night Pippin, some of us made slight fools of ourselves," Legolas looked over the rest of the gang, and laughed at the confused looks he was getting.
"What do you mean?" Candra asked.
"Well, for an example, Syndarys.." he stopped as he noticed the glare I was giving him, "Heh-heh, uhm, actually, she was pretty well behaved all night, it was mainly you human's who got into trouble," he said gesturing between Aragorn, Boromir, Candra and Celarwen.
"What did we do?" Boromir asked, looking rather worried.
"Well, there was some dancing on the tables, proclaimations of love, public displays of..uhm, affection, singing out of tune... should I continue?" asked Legolas.
"Uhm, no, I think it best we keep our ignorance of last night events," said Aragorn, while the Hobbits made "Awwww" sounds.
"I agree, I dont think I want to know what I did last night," added Celarwen.
"What about us?" asked Pippin.
"You Hobbits were quite well behaved actually, compared to some," Legolas spared me a glance, with a smirk, "as were the Dwarves, but you did do some dancing, and singing."
"Ah, not too bad then, I say we go back to the pub, 'twas nothing they hadnt seen before, I'm sure," replied Pippin. The rest of the Hobbits and the two Dwarves nodded and agreed. The human's reluctently agreed too, but I wasnt happy about it.
"I dont want to go, I'll stay here thanks," I said, while backing away toward camp.
"Come now Syndarys, surely what you did last night is no different to that which we did," said Boromir.
"What did you do last night?" asked Celarwen.
"Yeah Syndarys, what did you do last night?" asked Legolas with a knowing grin.
"I dont know... but Legolas does," I replied, "And from what he's told me, I dont want to show my face in there ever again."
"Cant be that bad," said Aragorn.
"Thats what *YOU* think," I replied.
Legolas got that mischevious glint in his eye, and stepped forward, "If you want to know what she did, I'll tell you,"
"Dont you dare, Legolas Greenleaf!" I shouted at him.
"She.."
"One more word!"
"She was..."
At this point, I decided if I wanted to shut Legolas up, I had only one option. I jumped forward, grabbed a hold of him, and kissed him.
Legolas seemed to forget what he was about to do, and sank into the kiss just the way I wanted him to. The rest of the Fellowships exchanged some funny looks, and knowing smiles, before wandering off in the direction of the pub. Once they were all out of sight, I pulled back.
"Wha..?" Legolas asked, confused.
"I had to shut you up somehow," I said with a smirk, before turning quickly and running off toward the pub, having decided that a drink or two would be useful.
Legolas shook his head and smiled, before breaking into a light jog himself and following.
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TBC. I've decided that we've lingered in Lothlórien long enough, so in the next chapter, I'm gonna skip ahead a couple of weeks, and we'll be heading off down the Great River, Anduin.
Some notes on the pronounciation of the Elvish words:
'C' is pronounced as 'K', so names like 'Celeborn' are actually pronounced 'Keleborn'.
'Ll' is pronounced kinda like the 'th' in 'with'.
Just pronounce ther rest as you see them. I think the best advice I could give you for pronounciation of Elvish words is to talk in a Welsh accent, due to the fact that the Elvish languages are based on the Welsh language.
