Prologue
Okay, Link has just turned 17 a week or so ago, and he returned to the temple of time to retrieve the master sword, since it wont trap him for seven years coz hes old blab de blab de blah and so on. So anyway Link has come back from a whole lot of adventures over the years and is home now with the woman he loves, except theres a problem, he doesn't have a home and I mean, when youre the Hero of Time, you've got girls hanging off you and its kinda hard to make a choice, and since you haven't seen em in like 7 years or something, you don't know if theyre gonna look like goddesses or prechewed gum. So what would you do? Of course Link just wanted to return quietly and then just pop up one day and say hey I was in the neighbourhood so I thought id say hi and ive been here a week and stuff but nooo! Someone was destined to find out and tell everyone, just like Ganondorf was destined to screw Hyrule over somethin bad. So Link is on his way to Kakariko village because he sent a message ahead about a certain block of land, so now Link owns Dampe's old hut. Which is fitting for a hero because it means there cant be a humoungous surprise party cause you could never fit a goron and a gerudo in there as well as cakes and stuff. Plus hes got a job at least, tending to the graveyard and kicking some serious Poe ass. Anyway im babbling on and on and on so we pick up our story at the entrance to Lon Lon Ranch, because he has to leave Epona somewhere, I mean she cant go cold and have no food or anything so anyway of course he had to tell malon cause you cant just turn up without any warning and say " hey I know ive been gone seven years and haven't sent a letter or anything but heres the hores I never paid for which I need you to take care of thanks" Oh well, next chapter
Okay, Link has just turned 17 a week or so ago, and he returned to the temple of time to retrieve the master sword, since it wont trap him for seven years coz hes old blab de blab de blah and so on. So anyway Link has come back from a whole lot of adventures over the years and is home now with the woman he loves, except theres a problem, he doesn't have a home and I mean, when youre the Hero of Time, you've got girls hanging off you and its kinda hard to make a choice, and since you haven't seen em in like 7 years or something, you don't know if theyre gonna look like goddesses or prechewed gum. So what would you do? Of course Link just wanted to return quietly and then just pop up one day and say hey I was in the neighbourhood so I thought id say hi and ive been here a week and stuff but nooo! Someone was destined to find out and tell everyone, just like Ganondorf was destined to screw Hyrule over somethin bad. So Link is on his way to Kakariko village because he sent a message ahead about a certain block of land, so now Link owns Dampe's old hut. Which is fitting for a hero because it means there cant be a humoungous surprise party cause you could never fit a goron and a gerudo in there as well as cakes and stuff. Plus hes got a job at least, tending to the graveyard and kicking some serious Poe ass. Anyway im babbling on and on and on so we pick up our story at the entrance to Lon Lon Ranch, because he has to leave Epona somewhere, I mean she cant go cold and have no food or anything so anyway of course he had to tell malon cause you cant just turn up without any warning and say " hey I know ive been gone seven years and haven't sent a letter or anything but heres the hores I never paid for which I need you to take care of thanks" Oh well, next chapter
