Kaleidoscope
by IceFire and J
Well, we're near the end of our ficcy, now planning for something more of a YohXAnna romance but can't really come up with anything substantial at the moment. So just sit back and enjoy the pile of nonsense we have in store for you!!!
J and IceFire would like to thank the reviewers for their subtle suggestions (ie, ...Yoh and Anna the parents...) and their compliments.
Chapter5-Parenthood bestowed
I'll be the air that you breathe, I'll give the strength that you need,
I'll be the light in your eyes when hope becomes hard to see
I'll be your shining star, to guide you wherever you are
And I'll promise that I'll be by your side
Always you and I
This one is for J, who was admitted into the hospital this afternoon for a rather high fever. Doctors said his brain would fry but I doubt they will have anything to fry in the first place. His head is as hollow as a nut shell. Don't worry, he's on the phone now, reciting bits of story...
Here we go...
Hao was sitting in a rickety looking chair perched in the corner of the room, popping kitty kibbles like nobody's business. Everyone was cramped once again in the limited space of the Asakura living room. Maiden shot a glare at Hao. She had spent 4 hours scrubbing away at her teeth after her last kitty kibble nibble and she wasn't too keen on a reunion with the foul feline snack.
"I can't believe you eat that stuff man..." Horohoro groaned, turning his head away. "Who would believe that the most powerful shaman in the room eats cat snacks... Eww..."
"I told you he was gay." Kino whispered to Yohmei who vehemently agreed. The ice shaman shot them a look but quickly went back to staring at the clock.
Lyserg sighed, running a finger down the steel of his weapon now attached to his arm. If only he could shoot that kitty kibble snacking idiot from across the room...
Marcus, sensing the younger boy's restlessness, promptly picked him up and tossed him out the window, conviniently causing him to exit the plot, never to be seen again... For now.
Jun smiled in appreciation before going back to making a cross-stitch of a fluffy cow on Pyron's arm.
"I asked for a dragon..." the martial artist complained as Jun stitched on some flappy ears to the cow. "Does this look anything like a ferocious beast to you?!"
She sighed and stitched some fangs on the cow. "There. Happy?"
"Hey hey!" Yoh called out, holding out his hands in a sign of peace. "Quiet man... Yo-chan's asleep. And Manta should be over anytime now..."
Ren raised an eyebrow. "Now it's 'Yo-chan'?"
Yoh was about to come up with a smart reply when a loud metalic clang from upstairs caught his attention. He quickly picked up a mop from the kitchen and bounded up the stairs, soon reappearing downstairs again.
"What in gods name was that for?!" Ren squeaked out, waving his arms around frantically.
"He's gay too," Kino muttered to Yohmei again.
Ren shot them a look.
"Well, that baby is like some broken pipe or something and Anna's already lost her voice screaming for me to bring the mop up so now she's just bang on some pots and pans.
"They sound like her screaming anyways," Hao remarked. Yoh gave him a death stare.
Yohmei choked. "Anna? Lost her voice? It's as impossible as Horohoro being un-gay!"
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Horohoro barked. Ren gazed at the ice shaman (yes, we're making Ren 'gayer' upon request) with large watery eyes.
"Horo-chan... Are you really-"
"I'M NOT GAY! AND THAT'S THAT!" he hollered, stomping out of the room, nearly trampling the over-excited Manta on his way. Nevertheless, the small boy ran in, tripping over various objects like a chair leg, table leg, Ryu's leg and some stray diapers and kitty kibbles before arriving in the center of the room, waving a sheet of paper with plenty of numbers and gibberish to the ordinary human eye.
"Manta!" Yoh yelped, racing down the stairs, closely followed by a not-so-enthusiatic Anna. "So, what are the results?"
"Well, the tests show that..."
Manta rumaged through the random sheets, finally arriving at the sheet he was looking for.
"This holds all the answers to all your questions!" he announced rather heroically. Everyone stared in stunned silence with awe at the small boy perched on the chair and his paper. There was a distant roar of a toilet flushing...
"What question did we have?" Pyron asked.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Who's baby that is, muscle head!" Ren hollered, knocking the sewed up man in the head, sending a chain of rattling sounds through him. Jun punched him in retaliation.
"Anyways, by comparing DNA samples collected from the baby, we can finally determin that this child is truely of shamanic origin and from these parts of Japan. He is about 3 months old and healthy and has a slightly above average intelligence and below average bladder capacity."
"We know that already brain boy, get on with it." Anna said in a hoarse voice that kinda tamed her ferociousness quite alot.
Manta jumped to it and flipped a few pages ahead. "Well, the parents of the kid are... Anna and..."
THUD!
Anna fainted.
"... Ren."
~TBC~
Sorry if it's a short chapter! We're kinda pressed for time here. Going to watch a movie later! So... Chapter 6 should be up anytime in the next three days! We're nearing the end! Please R&R!!!!!!!!! -Icy and J
by IceFire and J
Well, we're near the end of our ficcy, now planning for something more of a YohXAnna romance but can't really come up with anything substantial at the moment. So just sit back and enjoy the pile of nonsense we have in store for you!!!
J and IceFire would like to thank the reviewers for their subtle suggestions (ie, ...Yoh and Anna the parents...) and their compliments.
Chapter5-Parenthood bestowed
I'll be the air that you breathe, I'll give the strength that you need,
I'll be the light in your eyes when hope becomes hard to see
I'll be your shining star, to guide you wherever you are
And I'll promise that I'll be by your side
Always you and I
This one is for J, who was admitted into the hospital this afternoon for a rather high fever. Doctors said his brain would fry but I doubt they will have anything to fry in the first place. His head is as hollow as a nut shell. Don't worry, he's on the phone now, reciting bits of story...
Here we go...
Hao was sitting in a rickety looking chair perched in the corner of the room, popping kitty kibbles like nobody's business. Everyone was cramped once again in the limited space of the Asakura living room. Maiden shot a glare at Hao. She had spent 4 hours scrubbing away at her teeth after her last kitty kibble nibble and she wasn't too keen on a reunion with the foul feline snack.
"I can't believe you eat that stuff man..." Horohoro groaned, turning his head away. "Who would believe that the most powerful shaman in the room eats cat snacks... Eww..."
"I told you he was gay." Kino whispered to Yohmei who vehemently agreed. The ice shaman shot them a look but quickly went back to staring at the clock.
Lyserg sighed, running a finger down the steel of his weapon now attached to his arm. If only he could shoot that kitty kibble snacking idiot from across the room...
Marcus, sensing the younger boy's restlessness, promptly picked him up and tossed him out the window, conviniently causing him to exit the plot, never to be seen again... For now.
Jun smiled in appreciation before going back to making a cross-stitch of a fluffy cow on Pyron's arm.
"I asked for a dragon..." the martial artist complained as Jun stitched on some flappy ears to the cow. "Does this look anything like a ferocious beast to you?!"
She sighed and stitched some fangs on the cow. "There. Happy?"
"Hey hey!" Yoh called out, holding out his hands in a sign of peace. "Quiet man... Yo-chan's asleep. And Manta should be over anytime now..."
Ren raised an eyebrow. "Now it's 'Yo-chan'?"
Yoh was about to come up with a smart reply when a loud metalic clang from upstairs caught his attention. He quickly picked up a mop from the kitchen and bounded up the stairs, soon reappearing downstairs again.
"What in gods name was that for?!" Ren squeaked out, waving his arms around frantically.
"He's gay too," Kino muttered to Yohmei again.
Ren shot them a look.
"Well, that baby is like some broken pipe or something and Anna's already lost her voice screaming for me to bring the mop up so now she's just bang on some pots and pans.
"They sound like her screaming anyways," Hao remarked. Yoh gave him a death stare.
Yohmei choked. "Anna? Lost her voice? It's as impossible as Horohoro being un-gay!"
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Horohoro barked. Ren gazed at the ice shaman (yes, we're making Ren 'gayer' upon request) with large watery eyes.
"Horo-chan... Are you really-"
"I'M NOT GAY! AND THAT'S THAT!" he hollered, stomping out of the room, nearly trampling the over-excited Manta on his way. Nevertheless, the small boy ran in, tripping over various objects like a chair leg, table leg, Ryu's leg and some stray diapers and kitty kibbles before arriving in the center of the room, waving a sheet of paper with plenty of numbers and gibberish to the ordinary human eye.
"Manta!" Yoh yelped, racing down the stairs, closely followed by a not-so-enthusiatic Anna. "So, what are the results?"
"Well, the tests show that..."
Manta rumaged through the random sheets, finally arriving at the sheet he was looking for.
"This holds all the answers to all your questions!" he announced rather heroically. Everyone stared in stunned silence with awe at the small boy perched on the chair and his paper. There was a distant roar of a toilet flushing...
"What question did we have?" Pyron asked.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Who's baby that is, muscle head!" Ren hollered, knocking the sewed up man in the head, sending a chain of rattling sounds through him. Jun punched him in retaliation.
"Anyways, by comparing DNA samples collected from the baby, we can finally determin that this child is truely of shamanic origin and from these parts of Japan. He is about 3 months old and healthy and has a slightly above average intelligence and below average bladder capacity."
"We know that already brain boy, get on with it." Anna said in a hoarse voice that kinda tamed her ferociousness quite alot.
Manta jumped to it and flipped a few pages ahead. "Well, the parents of the kid are... Anna and..."
THUD!
Anna fainted.
"... Ren."
~TBC~
Sorry if it's a short chapter! We're kinda pressed for time here. Going to watch a movie later! So... Chapter 6 should be up anytime in the next three days! We're nearing the end! Please R&R!!!!!!!!! -Icy and J
