"I figured you'd be here," Zelda whispered as she magically floated up to be level with Link. "You always come up here when you're confused." Link was staring out plainly into the black starry night above Kakariko village, from the watchtower near the village centre. "All that marriage talk must have freaked you out, that's understandable. It doesn't matter what people say about you and Malon, or you and Ruto, because we both know were in love and we are to be married, as soon as Ruto gives up on the whole engaged thing." "Mm" "You don't seem to enthusiastic" "Huh, enthusiastic about what" "About us getting married now you're home" "WHAT! I don't remember anything about marriage or nothing!" "Weren't you even listening to me just then?" Link turned to Zelda and saw she was crying, teardrops ran down her face, spoiling her make-up, then dripping onto her royal gown, which would be the average Hylians ten year wages. "Zelda, tell me, how did you get up here?" "I-I floated up, why?" "And why not climb the ladder?" "I c-cant climb in this dress, you should know that" "And why such a fancy dress" "Well, it-it's the proper thing to do, its etiquette among the royals." "See, and what am I wearing? A Goron Tunic, why because it is easy to work and fight in. You and I aren't meant to be, we're too different!" "WHAT!? WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! WHO ELSE COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE! OH, I KNOW, IT'S BLOODY RUTO ISN'T IT! YOU'RE CHOOSING FISHGIRL OVER ME, AREN'T YOU!" "Malon, you're the one I love" "WHAT! BLOODY FARMERS DAUGHTER!" "Ah, I said that out loud didn't I?" "URGGH! I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU LINK!" "Shit!" Well as you can tell, Zelda must be pretty damn pissed about this whole thing, and Link isn't exactly planning on sticking around after confessing his love of the farm girl Malon, who actually has always wanted to marry Link but never thought it was possible, especially since Zelda made it common knowledge that they were engaged and to be married once Link returned to Hyrule, which isn't quite the truth (damn I'm good, all in one sentence)

Well Link obviously wants to escape the situation, so he darts around Zelda and heads for Epona, not even bothering to climb the ladder down, instead he just jumps off and hits the ground running. Zelda however has magic, and now youre thinking "Oh no shes gonna blow him up!" but Zelda loves Link after all and could never bring herself to harming him. And so Link rode of into the distance, for the one person who would listen to him for eternity if he needed it. And at this particular moment, I think eternity is looking quite possible.