Kaleidoscope
by Icy and J
Author's note: This is the last chapter of the ficcy. I think. Well, if all goes well, there will be another chapter on the way.
Well, now being in a good mood, we'll take some time to set some things straight.
0. The main reason why we took so long was due to problems with uploading this chapter. After trying for 3 days, it's up. Finally.
1. Yes, we take requests. But depending on our mood, we might decide to put them into practise.
2. There will be no YohManta in this fic. No begging.
3. No slaughtering the authors. No matter what the outcome.
4. Should there be any extra chapters... They will be out of story point.
5. The parents (yes, the real ones) will be announced in this chapter.
6. No hentai. Unless Icy gets a coma and I get control over the story-J
7. The real reason why stonehendge was built was because there was no tv back then and they were really REALLY bored people.
Please read the...
Disclaimer:
We do not own any character of the story except Yomaru who is the creation of our twisted imaginations and a leaky drainpipe. Hao does NOT actually like kitty kibbles though we are inclined to think so. Due to our limited experience in the world of parenting, being kids ourselves, any inaccuracy is none of our business. So there. And no, we do not write yaoi, yuri or anything not straight. But we do take requests for fics. Please write an email to Honky_Toinky@hotmail.com to request.
Well, on with the show...
Chapter 6: Yeah right...
"MANTA?!" screamed Marcus in a strangely girly manner. Maiden stared at him.
"You're fired." she said simply. Marcus stared at her, mouth hanging wide open. A stray fly flew in...
"On what pretext?!" he screamed again in a dignified manner. How anyone can scream in a dignified manner is anyone's guess but it came second nature to Marcus.
"For screaming in a girly manner." Maiden replied before turning her attention back to Manta. "Are you sure those are the results? I am quite sure THESE two aren't the parents." she stated, prodding the two unconscious shamen on the ground. "Ren's gay."
Manta sweatdropped. "Ano... I think I checked out the wrong sheet of paper..." he stuttered, shuffling the papers again.
"The real parents are... Hao and Jun."
"What?!" Hao half belched and half yelped. It was a belp. This was the result of way too many kitty kibbles, half of which had digested into his blood stream, giving him strange growths like a pair of foxy looking ears at the top of his head.
Jun fainted, poking Pyron with the sewing needle and giving the fluffy cow an extra leg. Not very happy with his fanged, five-legged fluffy cow, the martial artist decided to go to the corner and sulk.
"Just joking!" Manta chuckled, throughly enjoying himself. He was rewarded with a shower of kitty kibbles on his head.
"What's so funny, Short boy?!" Hao belped, helping himself to another fistfull of kibbles.
Manta regained his composure and went on, eyes scanning the list. "Aha... The parents... Hmm... Horohoro..."
THUNK.
Horohoro blacked out.
"And Lyserg."
THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK.
The entire X-laws toppled to the floor. On top of Lyserg, who passed out due to the indescribable weight on his back.
"That is so not funny Manta..." Ryu warned, picking up the tiny boy by the collar of his shirt and shoving him up the chimney. Ryu detached the paper from the squirming Manta and handed it to Yoh.
The 19-year old glanced uncomfortably at everyone in the room who had magically awoken again from unconsciousness. He took a deep breath and glanced at the paper.
"What does it say?" Yohmei asked... Or rather, demanded. He was so anxious that he was already kicking his grandson's leg repeatedly. Kino retaliated with a quick stab from her walking stick.
"Yoh... We're waiting..." Ren said impatiently, tapping his foot against Horohoro's face. Apparently, the ice shaman had not got up yet.
(So are they up or down?-Icy)
(Up... I think. Except Horo. He's down.-J)
(Or are they side to side or inside out, or outside in or...-Icy)
(SHUT UP!!!-J)
It was too late. Yoh's eyes had gone glassy and he was frozen in shock. He had not expected this. As much as he had not expected the incident that transgressed on the rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill.
(Hill. HILL. HIIILLLLLLLLL.-J)
(Whatever.-Icy)
As I was saying, the incident that transgressed on the rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill.
(Jeez you're impossible.-J)
(What? You got a brain after your hospital stay?-Icy)
"Gimme that." Hao commanded, snatching the paper from Yoh. Almost immediately, he ended up with the exact same result as his brother.
"Hey, now they really look like twins!" Tamao remarked, looking at the two frozen side by side in the exact same position. She gave Yoh a small prod. Nothing. Zip. Nil. None. Nothing out of him. Frozen in shock. Completely out of-
(WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?! -Icy)
(*sticks out his tongue*-J)
-it. You get the picture.
Well, Kino took the already rumpled sheet from Hao. "The real parents are... Oh my... Anna... and Yoh."
THUNK.
Anna fainted again but this time was gallantly caught by Yoh who in turn fell to the ground. Gravity rules.
Kino sighed and sat down on the bench nearby, ready to explain the situation to the rather shell-shocked occupants of the room. There was a deafening silence that hung among them, not really believing that Yoh would actually dare to-
"Don't you dare think dirty thoughts you hear?!" Kino barked, whacking Hao on the head.
"Hey! What's up with that?! Everyone else was thinking the same thing?!" Hao yelled in protest, rubbing the bump growing on the back of his head, wiggling the ears at the top of his head. Kino shrugged. "Because nobody likes you and you use 'head and shoulders' shampoo."
Hao whimpered, eyes tearing up with glistening tears. Then he bolted out the door, wailing like a baby, his foxy ears twitching.
"Well, to tell you both the truth, I've known this for years." Kino sighed, getting back to the story.
"Huh?" erm... huh-ed everyone in the room.
"Well, I've got internet you know! I read fanfiction!" Kino barked in response. (Author's note: We never watched the anime but Kino seems like a barky sort of person in the manga. Judging by her height and such.) "And I happen to be in cahoots with the authors!" (Author's note: This never happened. We'll have to send Kino to a hospital for the mentally deranged one day.)
"But-But-" Yoh spluttered. "I'M A -censored- VIRGIN!"
Anna rolled her eyes. This was amazing as she was still out cold when she did so.
"Ever heard of test tube babies?" Yohmei coughed. "We volunteered you for the program and it was just a simple matter of knocking you both out long enough to get you to the lab and-"
Kino pasted a large '-censored-' sticker on Yohmei's mouth.
"Well, now you know. After months of experimentation and failed atempts and some really huge test tubes, we have a baby. YOU have a baby." Kino finished. She atempted to smile at the two but ended up with a rather scary looking snarly smirk.
"Now wait a minute here." Anna said, suddenly sitting up. "If it happened months ago, how come we don't remember anything?"
"Like I said, you were both knocked out." Yohmei repeated combing his hair... or what was left of it. "And with a bit of help from homemade chloro-whatever."
"It's chlorofoam. And WHAT was in this?" Anna inquired in a rather menacing way that made Yohmei realise *exactly* why the itako was chosen as an Asakura bride.
"Erm... Some baking soda... Detergent... a few bottles of sleeping pills..." Kino listed, counting off her fingers.
THUNK.
Anna fainted again, this time knocking Yoh back down so hard, he blacked out as well. As the gathered shamen and non-shamen alike crowded around the unconscious couple, there was a strange aura in the room. A weird feeling that something was not right. That kind of knotty rotten feeling you get when you think someone's talking behind you're back. The sort of thing you get right before you sneeze but can't really sneeze...
(CUT IT OUT ALREADY!!!-Icy)
(Fine.-J)
Ren sniffed the air like a predator sensing the presence of an anomaly. It was the distinct smell of...
"Pee!" Horohoro wheezed, pushing Ren's foot from his face. Everyone turned, horrified to stare at the stairs from which a tidal wave was approaching...
~TBC~
Well, that's all folks. Probably the last chapter but should reviews persist, we will shrug off our own well-being and do it all for you! The fantastic readers! Here are the credits:
1. To all the readers. For bothering yourself enough to click on our fic! This one is for you!
2. To al the reviewers! You're all the best! Thank you all very much for the support and stuff!
3. My mom, for putting up with J coming over every night to write for you guys!
4. J, for being such a pain in the ass.
5. Icy, for being such a stubborn donkey.
6. Singapore! Happy birthday my homeland! Oh my, I sense my patriotism... Hahaha... My ego went up a notch...
7. ff.net! Our fave webpage! Oh Yeah!
by Icy and J
Author's note: This is the last chapter of the ficcy. I think. Well, if all goes well, there will be another chapter on the way.
Well, now being in a good mood, we'll take some time to set some things straight.
0. The main reason why we took so long was due to problems with uploading this chapter. After trying for 3 days, it's up. Finally.
1. Yes, we take requests. But depending on our mood, we might decide to put them into practise.
2. There will be no YohManta in this fic. No begging.
3. No slaughtering the authors. No matter what the outcome.
4. Should there be any extra chapters... They will be out of story point.
5. The parents (yes, the real ones) will be announced in this chapter.
6. No hentai. Unless Icy gets a coma and I get control over the story-J
7. The real reason why stonehendge was built was because there was no tv back then and they were really REALLY bored people.
Please read the...
Disclaimer:
We do not own any character of the story except Yomaru who is the creation of our twisted imaginations and a leaky drainpipe. Hao does NOT actually like kitty kibbles though we are inclined to think so. Due to our limited experience in the world of parenting, being kids ourselves, any inaccuracy is none of our business. So there. And no, we do not write yaoi, yuri or anything not straight. But we do take requests for fics. Please write an email to Honky_Toinky@hotmail.com to request.
Well, on with the show...
Chapter 6: Yeah right...
"MANTA?!" screamed Marcus in a strangely girly manner. Maiden stared at him.
"You're fired." she said simply. Marcus stared at her, mouth hanging wide open. A stray fly flew in...
"On what pretext?!" he screamed again in a dignified manner. How anyone can scream in a dignified manner is anyone's guess but it came second nature to Marcus.
"For screaming in a girly manner." Maiden replied before turning her attention back to Manta. "Are you sure those are the results? I am quite sure THESE two aren't the parents." she stated, prodding the two unconscious shamen on the ground. "Ren's gay."
Manta sweatdropped. "Ano... I think I checked out the wrong sheet of paper..." he stuttered, shuffling the papers again.
"The real parents are... Hao and Jun."
"What?!" Hao half belched and half yelped. It was a belp. This was the result of way too many kitty kibbles, half of which had digested into his blood stream, giving him strange growths like a pair of foxy looking ears at the top of his head.
Jun fainted, poking Pyron with the sewing needle and giving the fluffy cow an extra leg. Not very happy with his fanged, five-legged fluffy cow, the martial artist decided to go to the corner and sulk.
"Just joking!" Manta chuckled, throughly enjoying himself. He was rewarded with a shower of kitty kibbles on his head.
"What's so funny, Short boy?!" Hao belped, helping himself to another fistfull of kibbles.
Manta regained his composure and went on, eyes scanning the list. "Aha... The parents... Hmm... Horohoro..."
THUNK.
Horohoro blacked out.
"And Lyserg."
THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK.
The entire X-laws toppled to the floor. On top of Lyserg, who passed out due to the indescribable weight on his back.
"That is so not funny Manta..." Ryu warned, picking up the tiny boy by the collar of his shirt and shoving him up the chimney. Ryu detached the paper from the squirming Manta and handed it to Yoh.
The 19-year old glanced uncomfortably at everyone in the room who had magically awoken again from unconsciousness. He took a deep breath and glanced at the paper.
"What does it say?" Yohmei asked... Or rather, demanded. He was so anxious that he was already kicking his grandson's leg repeatedly. Kino retaliated with a quick stab from her walking stick.
"Yoh... We're waiting..." Ren said impatiently, tapping his foot against Horohoro's face. Apparently, the ice shaman had not got up yet.
(So are they up or down?-Icy)
(Up... I think. Except Horo. He's down.-J)
(Or are they side to side or inside out, or outside in or...-Icy)
(SHUT UP!!!-J)
It was too late. Yoh's eyes had gone glassy and he was frozen in shock. He had not expected this. As much as he had not expected the incident that transgressed on the rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill.
(Hill. HILL. HIIILLLLLLLLL.-J)
(Whatever.-Icy)
As I was saying, the incident that transgressed on the rather large bump of grassy earth that could count as a hill.
(Jeez you're impossible.-J)
(What? You got a brain after your hospital stay?-Icy)
"Gimme that." Hao commanded, snatching the paper from Yoh. Almost immediately, he ended up with the exact same result as his brother.
"Hey, now they really look like twins!" Tamao remarked, looking at the two frozen side by side in the exact same position. She gave Yoh a small prod. Nothing. Zip. Nil. None. Nothing out of him. Frozen in shock. Completely out of-
(WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?! -Icy)
(*sticks out his tongue*-J)
-it. You get the picture.
Well, Kino took the already rumpled sheet from Hao. "The real parents are... Oh my... Anna... and Yoh."
THUNK.
Anna fainted again but this time was gallantly caught by Yoh who in turn fell to the ground. Gravity rules.
Kino sighed and sat down on the bench nearby, ready to explain the situation to the rather shell-shocked occupants of the room. There was a deafening silence that hung among them, not really believing that Yoh would actually dare to-
"Don't you dare think dirty thoughts you hear?!" Kino barked, whacking Hao on the head.
"Hey! What's up with that?! Everyone else was thinking the same thing?!" Hao yelled in protest, rubbing the bump growing on the back of his head, wiggling the ears at the top of his head. Kino shrugged. "Because nobody likes you and you use 'head and shoulders' shampoo."
Hao whimpered, eyes tearing up with glistening tears. Then he bolted out the door, wailing like a baby, his foxy ears twitching.
"Well, to tell you both the truth, I've known this for years." Kino sighed, getting back to the story.
"Huh?" erm... huh-ed everyone in the room.
"Well, I've got internet you know! I read fanfiction!" Kino barked in response. (Author's note: We never watched the anime but Kino seems like a barky sort of person in the manga. Judging by her height and such.) "And I happen to be in cahoots with the authors!" (Author's note: This never happened. We'll have to send Kino to a hospital for the mentally deranged one day.)
"But-But-" Yoh spluttered. "I'M A -censored- VIRGIN!"
Anna rolled her eyes. This was amazing as she was still out cold when she did so.
"Ever heard of test tube babies?" Yohmei coughed. "We volunteered you for the program and it was just a simple matter of knocking you both out long enough to get you to the lab and-"
Kino pasted a large '-censored-' sticker on Yohmei's mouth.
"Well, now you know. After months of experimentation and failed atempts and some really huge test tubes, we have a baby. YOU have a baby." Kino finished. She atempted to smile at the two but ended up with a rather scary looking snarly smirk.
"Now wait a minute here." Anna said, suddenly sitting up. "If it happened months ago, how come we don't remember anything?"
"Like I said, you were both knocked out." Yohmei repeated combing his hair... or what was left of it. "And with a bit of help from homemade chloro-whatever."
"It's chlorofoam. And WHAT was in this?" Anna inquired in a rather menacing way that made Yohmei realise *exactly* why the itako was chosen as an Asakura bride.
"Erm... Some baking soda... Detergent... a few bottles of sleeping pills..." Kino listed, counting off her fingers.
THUNK.
Anna fainted again, this time knocking Yoh back down so hard, he blacked out as well. As the gathered shamen and non-shamen alike crowded around the unconscious couple, there was a strange aura in the room. A weird feeling that something was not right. That kind of knotty rotten feeling you get when you think someone's talking behind you're back. The sort of thing you get right before you sneeze but can't really sneeze...
(CUT IT OUT ALREADY!!!-Icy)
(Fine.-J)
Ren sniffed the air like a predator sensing the presence of an anomaly. It was the distinct smell of...
"Pee!" Horohoro wheezed, pushing Ren's foot from his face. Everyone turned, horrified to stare at the stairs from which a tidal wave was approaching...
~TBC~
Well, that's all folks. Probably the last chapter but should reviews persist, we will shrug off our own well-being and do it all for you! The fantastic readers! Here are the credits:
1. To all the readers. For bothering yourself enough to click on our fic! This one is for you!
2. To al the reviewers! You're all the best! Thank you all very much for the support and stuff!
3. My mom, for putting up with J coming over every night to write for you guys!
4. J, for being such a pain in the ass.
5. Icy, for being such a stubborn donkey.
6. Singapore! Happy birthday my homeland! Oh my, I sense my patriotism... Hahaha... My ego went up a notch...
7. ff.net! Our fave webpage! Oh Yeah!
